Death Scythe X-9: Hey this is my first fic hope you like it.
Pent: Ya, ya damn well better or *mood swing* Tee Hee!! *Giggle* I'll freeze, burn, or shock you to death. Hee Hee!
Bartre: Shut up fire boy.
Pent: *mood swing* You damn well better take that back ya *mood swing* ya stooupied axeman douuofuos!!!! Hee! Hee! *Ignites Bartre with Elfire*
Louise: Honey come here.
Pent: *mood swing* Coming dear!!
Death Scythe X-9: *hand on forehead slap* OH GOD NO!!!!!! They don't pay me enough for this. Wait they don't pay me at all. *Inaudible curses* Well, here you go.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter One-You don't want to know.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Death Scythe X-9: Okay! We need a Narrator and a Tactician. Who's up for the job?
Josh: Oooh! Me, Me, I want to be tactician.
Death Scythe X-9: Right. By the way my name is Josh too. I'm the tactician/writer for every story. Now we need a narrator.
Alicia: *over phone* Okay. I'm there.
Death Scythe X-9: Okay honey. That's my girlfriend Alicia. Good narrator, better kisser. On to the story
Alicia: They just killed the dragon. Everybody's happy. Woohoo!
Eliwood: Wow! That was fun.
Ninian: I'm glad we got an A support or I'd have to go back with Nils. *Shudders*
Eliwood: Ya I hated that little brat.
Ninian: Okay, let's go make our half dragon son Roy.
Eliwood: Hell ya, right on!!!!!
Alicia: Group gives them a blank stare, and then goes back to normal business.
Merlinus: Where's Eliwood and Ninian?
Everybody: *Stifled laugh*
Merlinus: What?
Marcus: Are you a virgin?
Merlinus: Oro?
Group: Oh my god, he is!!!
Hector: And gay, too.
Merlinus: No I'm not.
--------------Flashback---------------
Merlinus: Eliwood, Hector, take me into your bosoms.
-----------End flashback-------------
Erk: That's just plain nasty. *Goes back to writing diary*
Alicia: Josh the Tactician takes out his wind sword from the double dash bonus disk and kills Merlinus.
Group: Hell YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heath: Good Riddance.
Priscilla: Thank god.
Raven: You better treat her right or I'll break every bone in your body.
Alicia: They start to make out again.
Raven: Rrrrrrrr.
Isadora: We need Eliwood and Ninian back.
Dorcas: Duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! *Blank stare*
Matthew: Yeah.
Alicia: Starts making out with Serra again.
Erk: Hey that's my job you stupid f.
Canas: No cursing this is an E rated game, moron.
Alicia: Erk takes out Excalibur and attacks Canas. Canas has an advantage and the attack misses.
Karla: My Bartre is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karel: *Mumbles some curses*
Canas: *Icy glare*
Bartre: Oh YEAH.
Karel: Oh god now I've got a doofus brother-in-law.
Karla: What!!!!!!!
Alicia: Both do flip and critical. NO DAMAGE!!!!!!
Guy: I guess I'll go.
Alicia: Guy walks to their tent. He knocks on the flap. (Go figure I don't know how he does it)
Eliwood/Ninian: Go the hell away you pervert. I'm trying to make my son for FE6, you know Roy, the son who definitely isn't as popular as me.
Guy: Right......
Alicia: Guy returns to camp as Alicia and Josh leave to do "business".
Death Scythe X-9: *gives self thumbs up* Wait, why does he always get to do that.
Group: What were they doing? (Like we don't already know)
Guy: You don't want to know.
Death Scythe X-9: *Warps in* I'll do narrator while my other personality goes to have some fun. He always does. Damn little f.
Canas: Hey don't *cut off as Death Scythe X-9 warps away* Right....
Death the Narrator: Nils somehow warps in.
Nils: WHAT were they doing!!!!
Guy: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!!
Nils: That a.
Canas: It's an X rated game for you don't want to know, not cursing.
Lucius: Exactly my thoughts. Serra: Shut up you girl/guy/it.
Nils: Sure, but I told him to cherish her not f.
Canas: God damnit you.
Death: Canas goes on cursing rampage. After a few minutes rampage ends.
Marcus/Isadora: That was so beautiful. I love the way he use f. and b. so gracefully. Truly, an art form of cursing.
Death: Canas with bulging vein in neck.
Canas: EEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawkeye: Oh great ya'll done it now.
Oswin: Let's play a game of checkers.
Wallace: Okay.
Death: They start to play. Meanwhile, Hector and Lyn walk into camp naked.
Sain: OHHH God YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Group: *Again blank stare*
Kent: Sain, Shaddap!!!!!!!!
Hawkeye: You two suck at chess.
Oswin/Wallace: Oh yeah.
Wallace: Oswin king me.
Hawkeye: See.
Death: They attack Hawkeye with spears.
Hawkeye: *seriously pissed* You two dumb f.
Canas: It's on morons. I told you not to, but no you just don't listen. Well now you are gonna suffer the almighty wrath of the UltraBigGiganticSpinyBallThingOfDoomUsedBy NergalToAttackUsEreshkigal that Josh hacked for me.
Death: Canas attacks. Hawkeye falls over and his kilt falls off.
Group: Ahhhh!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!
Merlinus: My poor virgin eyes.
Pent *mood swing* *Giggles* Burn Merlinus! Tee Hee Hee!
Louise; Pent what did I tell you; we won't do "it" anymore if you don't stop that.
Pent: *mood swing* Okay love.
Death: Josh, Alicia, Eliwood, and Ninian walk back in.
Previously mentioned four people: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: Alicia gets her job back.
Alicia: Death Scythe X-9 warps in with his VCR remote.
Death: Oh God! Sweet mother of Neptune!!!!! Son of a b.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Canas: That's It!!!!!!!!!!
Alicia: He attacks. Death Scythe X-9 uses his Lord Dragon to become a Lord Dragon Knight.
Death: Canas. Die.
Alicia: Death use Exaccus stolen from Zephiel to annihilate Canas, but not kill him. Cool flashes and neat lights.
Death: Well that wraps this up. Oh wait. Rewinds time back to when Hawkeye's kilt fell off and makes it stay n but still lets Merlinus burn from Pent.
Louise: I need to get my Penty wenty to Caelin.
Wallace: What!!!!! Caelin!!! Where, where, where. Must get to CAELIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geitz: Don't say the C-word around him. He's been like that ever since I met him in the Four Fangs Chapter.
Louise: Okay. Ostia, ya Ostia.
Alicia: The group heads off to Ostia, but not before more disagreements. Little do they know what awaits them? I sure don't know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter One~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Death Scythe X-9: Hope you liked it.
Alicia: Please R/R.
Josh: Thanks honey.
Pent: Burn. *Giggle* Tee Hee!
Louise: Honey settle down.
Pent: *mood swing* Okay honey.
Louise: Pent you do know I'm pregnant.
Pent: Sweet I'm a dad.
Louise: Let's go tall little Erky.
Erk: Would you two stop that?
Serra: I think it's cute honey.
Erk: Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told you not to call me that I don't like you. *Inner thought* Well, I do but I just can't admit it. *Goes back to writing his diary*
Alicia: Serra reads his mind.
Serra: I knew it.
Death Scythe X-9: Shaddap!!!!!!!!!! You know the drill. Thank you. *In background* Come here honey. I've got a present for you.
During the next chapter: Who knows? Physiatrist visit
Alicia: You better R/R.
Pent: *mood swing* Or I'll burn you.
Pent: Ya, ya damn well better or *mood swing* Tee Hee!! *Giggle* I'll freeze, burn, or shock you to death. Hee Hee!
Bartre: Shut up fire boy.
Pent: *mood swing* You damn well better take that back ya *mood swing* ya stooupied axeman douuofuos!!!! Hee! Hee! *Ignites Bartre with Elfire*
Louise: Honey come here.
Pent: *mood swing* Coming dear!!
Death Scythe X-9: *hand on forehead slap* OH GOD NO!!!!!! They don't pay me enough for this. Wait they don't pay me at all. *Inaudible curses* Well, here you go.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter One-You don't want to know.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Death Scythe X-9: Okay! We need a Narrator and a Tactician. Who's up for the job?
Josh: Oooh! Me, Me, I want to be tactician.
Death Scythe X-9: Right. By the way my name is Josh too. I'm the tactician/writer for every story. Now we need a narrator.
Alicia: *over phone* Okay. I'm there.
Death Scythe X-9: Okay honey. That's my girlfriend Alicia. Good narrator, better kisser. On to the story
Alicia: They just killed the dragon. Everybody's happy. Woohoo!
Eliwood: Wow! That was fun.
Ninian: I'm glad we got an A support or I'd have to go back with Nils. *Shudders*
Eliwood: Ya I hated that little brat.
Ninian: Okay, let's go make our half dragon son Roy.
Eliwood: Hell ya, right on!!!!!
Alicia: Group gives them a blank stare, and then goes back to normal business.
Merlinus: Where's Eliwood and Ninian?
Everybody: *Stifled laugh*
Merlinus: What?
Marcus: Are you a virgin?
Merlinus: Oro?
Group: Oh my god, he is!!!
Hector: And gay, too.
Merlinus: No I'm not.
--------------Flashback---------------
Merlinus: Eliwood, Hector, take me into your bosoms.
-----------End flashback-------------
Erk: That's just plain nasty. *Goes back to writing diary*
Alicia: Josh the Tactician takes out his wind sword from the double dash bonus disk and kills Merlinus.
Group: Hell YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heath: Good Riddance.
Priscilla: Thank god.
Raven: You better treat her right or I'll break every bone in your body.
Alicia: They start to make out again.
Raven: Rrrrrrrr.
Isadora: We need Eliwood and Ninian back.
Dorcas: Duuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! *Blank stare*
Matthew: Yeah.
Alicia: Starts making out with Serra again.
Erk: Hey that's my job you stupid f.
Canas: No cursing this is an E rated game, moron.
Alicia: Erk takes out Excalibur and attacks Canas. Canas has an advantage and the attack misses.
Karla: My Bartre is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karel: *Mumbles some curses*
Canas: *Icy glare*
Bartre: Oh YEAH.
Karel: Oh god now I've got a doofus brother-in-law.
Karla: What!!!!!!!
Alicia: Both do flip and critical. NO DAMAGE!!!!!!
Guy: I guess I'll go.
Alicia: Guy walks to their tent. He knocks on the flap. (Go figure I don't know how he does it)
Eliwood/Ninian: Go the hell away you pervert. I'm trying to make my son for FE6, you know Roy, the son who definitely isn't as popular as me.
Guy: Right......
Alicia: Guy returns to camp as Alicia and Josh leave to do "business".
Death Scythe X-9: *gives self thumbs up* Wait, why does he always get to do that.
Group: What were they doing? (Like we don't already know)
Guy: You don't want to know.
Death Scythe X-9: *Warps in* I'll do narrator while my other personality goes to have some fun. He always does. Damn little f.
Canas: Hey don't *cut off as Death Scythe X-9 warps away* Right....
Death the Narrator: Nils somehow warps in.
Nils: WHAT were they doing!!!!
Guy: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!!
Nils: That a.
Canas: It's an X rated game for you don't want to know, not cursing.
Lucius: Exactly my thoughts. Serra: Shut up you girl/guy/it.
Nils: Sure, but I told him to cherish her not f.
Canas: God damnit you.
Death: Canas goes on cursing rampage. After a few minutes rampage ends.
Marcus/Isadora: That was so beautiful. I love the way he use f. and b. so gracefully. Truly, an art form of cursing.
Death: Canas with bulging vein in neck.
Canas: EEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawkeye: Oh great ya'll done it now.
Oswin: Let's play a game of checkers.
Wallace: Okay.
Death: They start to play. Meanwhile, Hector and Lyn walk into camp naked.
Sain: OHHH God YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Group: *Again blank stare*
Kent: Sain, Shaddap!!!!!!!!
Hawkeye: You two suck at chess.
Oswin/Wallace: Oh yeah.
Wallace: Oswin king me.
Hawkeye: See.
Death: They attack Hawkeye with spears.
Hawkeye: *seriously pissed* You two dumb f.
Canas: It's on morons. I told you not to, but no you just don't listen. Well now you are gonna suffer the almighty wrath of the UltraBigGiganticSpinyBallThingOfDoomUsedBy NergalToAttackUsEreshkigal that Josh hacked for me.
Death: Canas attacks. Hawkeye falls over and his kilt falls off.
Group: Ahhhh!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!
Merlinus: My poor virgin eyes.
Pent *mood swing* *Giggles* Burn Merlinus! Tee Hee Hee!
Louise; Pent what did I tell you; we won't do "it" anymore if you don't stop that.
Pent: *mood swing* Okay love.
Death: Josh, Alicia, Eliwood, and Ninian walk back in.
Previously mentioned four people: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Death: Alicia gets her job back.
Alicia: Death Scythe X-9 warps in with his VCR remote.
Death: Oh God! Sweet mother of Neptune!!!!! Son of a b.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Canas: That's It!!!!!!!!!!
Alicia: He attacks. Death Scythe X-9 uses his Lord Dragon to become a Lord Dragon Knight.
Death: Canas. Die.
Alicia: Death use Exaccus stolen from Zephiel to annihilate Canas, but not kill him. Cool flashes and neat lights.
Death: Well that wraps this up. Oh wait. Rewinds time back to when Hawkeye's kilt fell off and makes it stay n but still lets Merlinus burn from Pent.
Louise: I need to get my Penty wenty to Caelin.
Wallace: What!!!!! Caelin!!! Where, where, where. Must get to CAELIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Geitz: Don't say the C-word around him. He's been like that ever since I met him in the Four Fangs Chapter.
Louise: Okay. Ostia, ya Ostia.
Alicia: The group heads off to Ostia, but not before more disagreements. Little do they know what awaits them? I sure don't know.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Chapter One~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Death Scythe X-9: Hope you liked it.
Alicia: Please R/R.
Josh: Thanks honey.
Pent: Burn. *Giggle* Tee Hee!
Louise: Honey settle down.
Pent: *mood swing* Okay honey.
Louise: Pent you do know I'm pregnant.
Pent: Sweet I'm a dad.
Louise: Let's go tall little Erky.
Erk: Would you two stop that?
Serra: I think it's cute honey.
Erk: Ahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I told you not to call me that I don't like you. *Inner thought* Well, I do but I just can't admit it. *Goes back to writing his diary*
Alicia: Serra reads his mind.
Serra: I knew it.
Death Scythe X-9: Shaddap!!!!!!!!!! You know the drill. Thank you. *In background* Come here honey. I've got a present for you.
During the next chapter: Who knows? Physiatrist visit
Alicia: You better R/R.
Pent: *mood swing* Or I'll burn you.