Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings. I only on the two OCs in this story.

A.N: Hi guys, this is my first fanfic on this fandom and my first full length story. Please feel free to review, but no flames. This is a slight self-insertion but I aim for my character to appeal to most readers. Also feel free to pitch ideas at me. Last thing: '' means thoughts, "" means someone speaking and italics means another language which I'll specify.

Thanks guys. Now, let the insanity begin!

Not my finest moment

I landed hard on my rump and grimaced in pain. This was the last thing I had been expecting when I had entered my room, a big, black hole sucking me up and spitting me out the other end. I sighed and stood up and then I saw it. It being an inhumanly beautiful teenager standing across the grounds from me. We stared at each other before she looked away from me haughtily. 'Fine by me you stuck up snob.' I thought bitterly. I could guess what it was. A Mary Sue. 'Dear God NO!' I thought furiously, wanting to desperately run away from her. Not because she could possibly mess up the canon, not because she could possibly make everyone fall in love with her, but because she was not a nice person. I could tell already and we hadn't even spoken a single word to each other. Her posture was stiff, her nose in the air and her back was turned away from me. Also, her failure to even bother making an introduction to me was making her look like a cow. I took a breath and tried not to leap to conclusions too quickly. Maybe she was just worried or nervous and as a reaction to this she became prim and proper. I myself had a habit of being a bit of an ice queen. I waited a moment before politely asking "Hi, what's your name? I'm Nina." Her full red lips became a thin line before replying through tight lips "Megan Sue-ellen Griffin." She turned away from me again. I tried to ask her another question, a question that I desperately wanted to know, "Do you know where we are…Megan?" There was a sniff and then "We're three miles south of Rivendell." I froze, then blinked a few times before nodding. "You weren't meant end up here with me, I was just meant to be by myself, but for some reason you came." Her voice was cold and high which gave her formal tone an edge. Her skin was pale and milky without any scars, blemishes or imperfections. Her eyes were large and the perfect mix of green and blue, with long blond hair with perfect waves in it. She was petite, curvy and a good head shorter than me. I was strongly reminded of the girls I use to go to school with, who were stunning but were not the sharpest tool in the shed, but that never mattered. They swept through life and it often annoyed me. I looked around, trying to ignore my irritation and saw my Mary Poppins bag. It was a backpack made of dark brown leather and was big enough for me to fit in a family size block of chocolate, a bag of candy, four textbooks and exercise books, a pencil case, two novels, a change of clothes, wallet, iPod and my phone. See why I call that? I opened it and saw that I had a tolietries bag in it. In it was a pads, tampons, tooth paste and brush, the pill, hairbrush, roll on perfume and deodorant. I also had three pairs of socks, four pairs of underwear and bras, a sports bra, a chemistry text book and exercise book, pencil case, thermals and a pair of clean pants and a shirt. I also, thank goodness, had a first aid kit. I had my kindle and a book called The One Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out A Window And Disappeared (A.N it is an amazing book and I recommend it highly) and The Book Thief. I also had multiple bags of chocolate and lollies. The last thing in my bag was my large sketch book. I suppressed a triumphant yell and felt very prepared for whatever hell would be coming up. I had my long, black coat with the hood that was weather proof, combat boots, loose pants, a grey shirt and a soft black scarf. I took a deep breath, zipped up my bag and swung it onto my back. "Well, shall we start walking? I don't fancy being eaten for lunch by an orc." I snapped at Megan. She whirled round her skirts flying, did I mention she was wearing an elaborate dress in the middle of a forest?, and said huffily "Legolas would not allow that to happen to me!" I stalked off towards Rivendell and noted that she followed me reluctantly.

We walked in strained silence until we finally reached a dip and upcoming hill revealed a towering wall. "Must be Rivendell." I murmured softly and Megan nodded in agreement. 'Weird.' I thought at Megan's silence and her agreement to my statement. I shook off the thought and we ploughed up the hill until a voice called out "Daro!" I knew it meant halt. That was the extent of my Elvish, but I had spent my linguist skills in more practical ways. I had noticed though that Megan had stopped as well. She must know Elvish. I remain unresentful and unphased. If she was a true Mary Sue she could speak fluent Elvish.

"What business do you have here young ones?" asked the Elf.

"We come to seek an audience with Lord Elrond."

"Very well. Come this way."

"Thank you."

I must of had a glazed look on my face because little Miss Sunshine had elbowed me in the side. I shot her a dangerous look before stalking after the Elf. However, my vexation soon left when I looked around me. The buildings were huge, elegant and beautiful structures. The sight of them took my breath away and I spun around like an idiot, trying to see everything at once. Megan and the Elf didn't seem to see the buildings and continued on like this was an everyday occurrence for them. For the Elf it was, but for Megan, surely not? I sighed 'Who am I kidding here? I'm in Middle Earth with a Mary Sue. Nothing should phase but it does. Fool Nina! Fool!' I stopped spinning and followed the uptight pair through the maze of buildings, knowing that I would get lost easily and hoping that someone will give me a map, before we finally reached an office. The Elf knocked on the door and the door opened and we entered the office. I saw that the Elf had left and returned my attention to the Elf in front of me. Lord Elrond was watching us very closely and gestured for us to sit down in front of him. We did and Megan and Lord Elrond began conversing in Elvish. My fingers began to twitch as I disliked not knowing what they were saying. I was about to interrupt them when they finished the discussion and a female Elf appeared and gestured for us to follow her.

"Megan?"

"Yes?" she said icily.

"What were you discussing back there with Lord Elrond?"

"We are able to stay here for as long as we need. We are welcomed guests."

I blinked before replying, gratefully "Thanks Megan for sorting that out."

Megan shrugged in response and we continued to wind our through the buildings before the elf stopped us in front of some rooms. "This one is yours my lady. And the next one along is for your companion." said the elf, smiling. My eyes widened and said sharply "I'm not her bloody companion!" The Elf blinked and then nodded, but I wasn't certain if she understood. I shot Megan a sideways look but she had left for her room already, so I gave in and stalked into my room. I stared at the room. It had a four poster bed with a chest at the foot of it and in a corner of the room there was a large cupboard that reminded me strongly of the one from The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe. I opened it and found many beautiful dresses and shoes at the bottom. I closed it and heard a shrill voice call for me in the next room over. I opened the door and entered Megan's room. It was larger than my room and Megan was scowling at me. "Yeh?" Megan's lips thinned at my question but continued on "We're going to a feast." I raised my eyebrow at her and she took the hint. "It's in celebration of my arrival and the awakening of Frodo Baggins." If I had been drinking anything at that moment the silly cow would be sprayed with the drink from my absolute shock. I also noted that she said "my" arrival. 'Hm…bit two-faced this one'. I decided to play meek for awhile, while I figured out what her game was. "Oh, ok." She tossed her hair in the perfect shampoo toss before swaggering over to the wardrobe and started to consider her options of what to wear. I lazily raised an eyebrow at her before leaving the silly twat and going off to explore the place. I got lost after a few minutes before turning around a corner sharply and running into someone causing me to fall onto my bruised rump again. 'When will it end?'

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