Sesshomaru-Sama and Jakken go to McDonald's By: Xelloss_no_miko
*zelgadis_no_miko didn't help on this one ^_^*
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*Oi my Sesshomaru fans! (Actually I am a slayers fan but I dedicated this to my friend and sister, Bel-chan.) *smiles* As you know, McDonald's is a fast food restaurant that sells hamburgers (for people who don't know *sweatdrop*.) Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru are PROUD products of Rumiko Takahashi, not mine. Don't sue me please. I am just a poor girl who spends her money on pockys and anime…. So ON WITH THE STORY!
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*Sesshomaru-sama is so called "hungry for human food" (must be a demon craving thing ^_^) and to be fitted in, he is driving a car! But secretly Jaken is controlling it with a remote control*
Sess: Urgh… how do I drive this inferior thing! *Jerks off the steering wheel*
Jaken: *now cant control the car* OH NO NO NO SESSHOMARU-SAMA!
*the car crashes at Mcdonald's*
sess:*comes out unscratched* well we're here…I am such a well driver eh Jaken? *smiles*
Jaken: *comes out really scratched up and a tire on his froggie head* h-hai Sesshomaru-sama *sighs*
Sess:*sniffs around* ok, my ½ breed whelp of a brother hasn't been here so let's go in. *grabs Jaken's hand and walks in*
Jaken:_ why me? *sighs*
Sess: er--- Jaken…. How do I deal with this h-human…*curses about humans*
Jaken: *reading a book called "Know your Micky D's(a.k.a McDonald's)* er- you have to go up there, give him the order off the board, and he or she gives you the food, my lord…
Sess:*steps back* I will not communicate with a human… they might do some thing indeacent with my glorious tail! *strokes it gently* Jaken say it for me…
Jaken: h-hai sesshomaru-sama… *walks up to the cashier*
Cash: welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order (the famous line!^_^)
Jaken: 1 strawberry milkshake….and what do you want Sesshomaru-sama?
Sess:hmmm…I want to watch my cholersteral, so 1 mcsalad shaker please.
Cash: er-ok one strawberry milkshake, one mcsalad shaker, do you want a doggie bag with it?
Sess: HOW DARE YOU!!!*grabs him by the shirt* YOU BAS WITH A TURD! POISON CLA-
Jaken: No no no sesshomaru-sama*shows him the book* doggie bag- a bag to hold your food pacels in… see lord- sama?
Sess: oh-*roughly throws him on the floor* yuuuuuuuchhhh... human germs! *wipes it on Jaken*
Jaken:*shivers a little* g-gomen nasai sesshomaru-sama…
Cash: er- and the total is $5.75 sir… sama sir…
Sess: well Jaken, pay it *turns away*
Jaken: er- sesshoamru-sama…I have no american currency!
Cash: well one of you can do dishes for 40 hours while the other can stay here…
Sess: do the dishes Jaken while I eat in sloitude…
Jaken: but but but but but but (put put put, a car! ^_^)
Sess: JAKEN!*holds up his claws* I have spoken! (sesshomaru is god!^_^)
Jaken: h-hai *wimpers and walks back into the kitchen with the cashier*
Sess: J ^_^ *happily eating his salad* not bad for greacy human slop…*looks at Jaken's milkshake* I hope he doesn't mind…
Jaken: *in the kitchen in a frilly pink apron washing dishes*
Grrrr… why me?! plus, my hands are getting wrinkley(not like they aren't ^_^) I hope Sesshomaru-sama doesn't drink my milkshake…..
THE END…..feh….
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please please review and e-mail me at xelloss_loves_cassie_chan@yahoo.com and I give a shout to J-chan, C-chan, and Bel-chan!!!!
BYE BYE AND FEH!
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*Oi my Sesshomaru fans! (Actually I am a slayers fan but I dedicated this to my friend and sister, Bel-chan.) *smiles* As you know, McDonald's is a fast food restaurant that sells hamburgers (for people who don't know *sweatdrop*.) Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru are PROUD products of Rumiko Takahashi, not mine. Don't sue me please. I am just a poor girl who spends her money on pockys and anime…. So ON WITH THE STORY!
()=Author is saying a comment
*= An action
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*Sesshomaru-sama is so called "hungry for human food" (must be a demon craving thing ^_^) and to be fitted in, he is driving a car! But secretly Jaken is controlling it with a remote control*
Sess: Urgh… how do I drive this inferior thing! *Jerks off the steering wheel*
Jaken: *now cant control the car* OH NO NO NO SESSHOMARU-SAMA!
*the car crashes at Mcdonald's*
sess:*comes out unscratched* well we're here…I am such a well driver eh Jaken? *smiles*
Jaken: *comes out really scratched up and a tire on his froggie head* h-hai Sesshomaru-sama *sighs*
Sess:*sniffs around* ok, my ½ breed whelp of a brother hasn't been here so let's go in. *grabs Jaken's hand and walks in*
Jaken:_ why me? *sighs*
Sess: er--- Jaken…. How do I deal with this h-human…*curses about humans*
Jaken: *reading a book called "Know your Micky D's(a.k.a McDonald's)* er- you have to go up there, give him the order off the board, and he or she gives you the food, my lord…
Sess:*steps back* I will not communicate with a human… they might do some thing indeacent with my glorious tail! *strokes it gently* Jaken say it for me…
Jaken: h-hai sesshomaru-sama… *walks up to the cashier*
Cash: welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order (the famous line!^_^)
Jaken: 1 strawberry milkshake….and what do you want Sesshomaru-sama?
Sess:hmmm…I want to watch my cholersteral, so 1 mcsalad shaker please.
Cash: er-ok one strawberry milkshake, one mcsalad shaker, do you want a doggie bag with it?
Sess: HOW DARE YOU!!!*grabs him by the shirt* YOU BAS WITH A TURD! POISON CLA-
Jaken: No no no sesshomaru-sama*shows him the book* doggie bag- a bag to hold your food pacels in… see lord- sama?
Sess: oh-*roughly throws him on the floor* yuuuuuuuchhhh... human germs! *wipes it on Jaken*
Jaken:*shivers a little* g-gomen nasai sesshomaru-sama…
Cash: er- and the total is $5.75 sir… sama sir…
Sess: well Jaken, pay it *turns away*
Jaken: er- sesshoamru-sama…I have no american currency!
Cash: well one of you can do dishes for 40 hours while the other can stay here…
Sess: do the dishes Jaken while I eat in sloitude…
Jaken: but but but but but but (put put put, a car! ^_^)
Sess: JAKEN!*holds up his claws* I have spoken! (sesshomaru is god!^_^)
Jaken: h-hai *wimpers and walks back into the kitchen with the cashier*
Sess: J ^_^ *happily eating his salad* not bad for greacy human slop…*looks at Jaken's milkshake* I hope he doesn't mind…
Jaken: *in the kitchen in a frilly pink apron washing dishes*
Grrrr… why me?! plus, my hands are getting wrinkley(not like they aren't ^_^) I hope Sesshomaru-sama doesn't drink my milkshake…..
THE END…..feh….
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please please review and e-mail me at xelloss_loves_cassie_chan@yahoo.com and I give a shout to J-chan, C-chan, and Bel-chan!!!!
BYE BYE AND FEH!