Okay. So the main purpose of this story is just me linking Hamilton to my really weird school. I made my friend Hamilamilamilamilton Alex in this, since she was the new kid. I guess this is a sort of High School type Au thing

Warning: much random shit

My name is Alexander Hamilton. I'm the new kid here to this crazy school. Actually, crazy isn't able to explain this school. The word I'm looking for is insane. I didn't know that though when I came on my first day- pretty much clueless to Princeton. I had no idea what the hell I was supposed to do, so I pretty much just wandered around aimlessly. Kids everywhere were talking in disorganized groups, most of them seemed pretty chill. I mean, it's not like they just came to this school last second or something. I inhaled deeply before entering the gates of Princeton and into the big mess of a school. I remembered which dorm I had to go to and kept that in mind as I swerved around kids and in the direction of the big buildings.

I reached my dorm and plopped down my bags on one of the beds, sighing. I could tell that I was the first one here. I decided to read a book until the lunch bell rang, since we didn't have any classes on this first day.

It was lunch, and I had only brought a small little pack along with me so I wouldn't have to go somewhere or back home to eat. I ate it up pretty quickly and decided to spend some dollars on the vending machine for some cheap junk, and growled in frustration when I could only dig out a few quarters out my jean's pockets. I slumped away to find a seat with a pretty empty stomach. A teacher had told me to get advice from a kid by the name of Aaron Burr, and she told me what he looked like. I looked around the cafeteria for him, and spotted the boy at a table. I walked up to it and adjusted myself on one of the seats, he looked at m questionably. "Uh- are you Aaron Burr?" I asked awkwardly. "Who are you?" He asked me back.

"I'm Alexander Hamilton, I'm new here. A teacher told me you would give me advice." I replied as confidently as I could, trying not to show the awkwardness. "You want advice?" He asked

"Yes." I said simply.

"Well, to get up in these school ranks, you have to care less and dress better."

"Wait, excuse me?" I asked, surprised this kid was trying at me.

"You want to get ahead?"

"I don't really care, I was just asking for-"

"Kids who run their mouths wind up suspended." He said. It didn't really make since, but I didn't exactly have the time to process it before the most random shit happened.

"AYO YO YO YO YO NICE TIMING LAFAYETTE" shouted a voice, it was followed shortly by another voice.

"OUI OUI MON AMI"

Burr shook his head and inhaled. "Like I said..."

I looked over to see the conversation. A tall one and a shorter curly haired one. Then another joined in, with a response just as loud.

"BRRAAH BRRAAH HEY I'M HERCULES MULLIGAN" he said way to loudly

What the hell was wrong with this school. I tried somewhat avoiding the kids, but they all plopped by our table and started chatting. The curly haired one looked over and snorted when he saw Aaron. "Oh, well if isn't the gayest of them all-"

"Aaron Fag" one said, giggling

Well that set Burr off.

"Go away, retards." He said, obviously offended.

"Naw, let them stay." I replied. All three looked over at me.

"Ooh"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"Hey who the fuck are you and what you gonna do?"