Goes the the Song Stan, By Eminem. Johnny and other such things are copywrite Jhonen c. Vasquez ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- Chorus: Devi

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..

got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window..

and I can't see at all

And even if I could it'll all be gray,

But your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that it's not so bad,

It's not so bad..

1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background

2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise

[Jimmy as 'MMY']

Dear Nny, I wrote but you still ain't callin

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's the slaughter?

My girlfriend's pregnant , I'm bout to be a father

If I have a son, guess what I'ma call him?

I'ma name him Johnny

I read about your girlfriend Devi too I'm sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him

I know i tell you this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan

I even got the doughboys that you hated but damn,

I got a room full of your pictures man

I like the shit you did with Rev. Meat too, that shit was phat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,

just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is MMY

{Chorus: Devi}

[Jimmy as 'MMY']

Dear NNY, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer me

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your house

you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew

That's my little brother man, he's only six years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you,

four hours and you just said, "Die."

That's pretty shitty NNY - you're like his fuckin idol

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to

Remember when we met in Taco Hell - you said if I'd die

you teach me - see I'm just like you

I was always picked on in high-school;

Girls used to always cheat on me and Guys Beat me.

I can relate to what you're saying in your work

so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and kill some cheerleaders

cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you do is real, and I respect you cause you kill 'em

My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don't know you like I know you NNY, no one does

She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up

You gotta call me NNY,becuz I'll be the biggest fan you'll never lose

Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.

We should be together too

{Chorus: Devi}

[Jimmy as 'MMY']

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fan,

this'll be the last thing I ever send your ass

It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?

I know you got my last two letters;

I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect

So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it

I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway

Hey NNY, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?

You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"

about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning

but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?

That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning

Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy

and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call

I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall

I love you NNY, we coulda been together, think about it

You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it

And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it

I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me

See NNY; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!

Hey NNY, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk

but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I'm like you

cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now

Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this stuff out?

{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}

.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}

{Chorus: Devi}

[Johnny]

Dear Jimmy, I meant to kill you sooner but I just been busy

You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?

Look, I'm really pissed you would call your son that

and an autograph for your brother?

Fuck that!

Your Lucky I didn't see you at my house, i woulda killed you

Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to let you live.

But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too?

You dunno what my life is like,do you?

c'mon - how gay are you?

You got some issues Jimmy, I think you need to commit suicide

That'll stop your ass from bouncing off the walls when you die.

And what's this shit about us meant to be together?

That type of shit'll make me want to kill you even more

I really think you and your girlfriend hate each other

or maybe you just need to kill her.

I hope you get to read this letter,

before i hurt you, I think that you'll be doin just fine

if you relax a little, I'm pissed I inspire you,Jimmy

why are you so gay? understand, that I do not want you as a fan

I just want you to do some crazy shit

I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me thrilled

Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge

and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid

and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to

Come to think about, his name was.. it was you

YAY!