Star's Diary
This is a short one-shot on an entry (fake) from someone's diary. This person, Star, is the 2-year younger sister of Supernova (Nova for short), who is a fourteen-year old teenage girl. Oh, and she's completely obsessed with ROTG, especially... You guessed it! The absolute cutie, Jack Frost! XD After listening to Nova go on and on about the Guardians and how fun Jack is one morning (because she's a true believer, and proclaimed nutso by the world), Star gets really frustrated at her insane big sister and decides to write down her feelings in her diary. This is written as if Jack were real to her just because he is to her sister, making Star REALLY annoyed! Feel free to laugh out loud. And yes, my real sister did help with this.
Disclaimer: I do not own ROTG or Jack Frost. My sister is my sister, even though this is not her real name and I don't technically don't own her 'cause she's a person. I do own myself and we both own a diary of sorts! BUT YOU DO NOT GET TO SEE THEM!
So...
Since this is my diary, and I get to write whatever I want... I can state the obvious.
JACK IS A BIG BUTTHEAD WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING! He is completely undisciplined, and just - AAGHGHGAAA! Jack, in my opinion, is not real, unlike Nova always claims. But like one of my best friends always says, "Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody's got one."
And even if Jack were real, he's got some serious problems. Like, major issues with his head. I think the ice might've cracked his brain system or something... He's seriously messed up, is all I'm saying.
And why is he so messed up? I'll tell you why he's so messed up. He stole my sister's heart. No, not literally, you weirdo diary. But she's fallen for him. Hard. Fangirling, crazy about him... SHE'S IN LOVE WITH HIM! And who's fault is that?! Well, some people might say it's Nova's fault. But she's just a poor mad girl (don't tell her I've been defending her). So what do I say? BLAME IT ALL ON JACK!
IT'S ALL HIM. IT'S ALWAYS BEEN HIS FAULT, IS HIS FAULT RIGHT NOW, AND ALWAYS WILL BE HIS FAULT! This is a fact, not an opinion: I HATE JACK FROST! I HATE EVERY FIBER OF HIS IMAGINARY BEING! He shouldn't have stole Nova's heart, because now none of us can convince her that he's not real.
Oh, and if anyone's reading this (WHICH THEY SHOULDN'T BE), Nova: I mean this. Jack: I SINCERELY MEAN THIS! Oh, wait. You can't read this. You're not real. HA!
So yeah, Nova. Logic. No one stole your heart because the person who did isn't even real enough to steal it. SO THERE! BOOM! THROW DOWN THE MIC.!
So quit being stupid, Jack! And give Nova's heart back! Heheh, I rhymed. :)
Whew! Now that I'm all cooled down, I can actually go and do stuff with my life. Like throwing something at the neighbor's house. Nah, just kidding. But seriously, I do have a life. A very important life. And, ha! In your face, Jackson StupidFace Frost. Yeah, I forget what his name actually is, so yeah... Let's just go with that! :D Stupidity in the FLESH! And he's not even all that cute. I mean, he has hair like an old man.
So... Thanks for listening to my rant today, dear diary. And if you see that Frost punk, give him a good slap upside the head for me, will ya? Thanks. Byeeee!
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*two ice blue eyes look up from the page* *chuckles light-heartedly* Well, she doesn't think I'm real, does she? What's the best way to prove to her I am? *laughs mischieviously*
So guys, tell me what you think. ;)