So there I was, on my bed scrolling through Tinder and I find the profile belonging to Prince Vegeta. (Yes, this is me living in Dragon ballverse)
I send a quick message, Vegeta, aren't you married
He replies, Bulma doesn't give a shit, we have an open marriage
Horny and excited I ask, Oh well then can you take me to pound town
He replies, Be right there bitch
Suddenly, the Prince smashed through my roof completely naked shouting, "Alright you cringy fan girl, prepare for the fucking of a lifetime."
Even though this was dream come true, I couldn't help but laugh at his baby dick, "HAHAHAHA you're really gonna fuck me with that."
"FOOL!" He shouted, "You dare mock a saiyan penis. I'LL MAKE YOU REGRET THOSE WORDS!"
The Prince charged his ki to the max, his hair turned blue and with that, his throbbing erection grew twelve inches with a massive girth. Both excited and terrified, I let out a massive "EEP!"
Vegeta laughed, "Get ready bitch, cause I'm gonna tear your pussy apart and blow my loads all up in your insides."
Months later
I rub my pregnant belly smiling, "I hope its a girl."
GAAHH why did I write this? I'm so fucking weird. To be honest I kinda recently got into the Dragon Ball fandom and have a lot of catching up to do, but ever since he screamed "That's my Bulma," I've wanted to fuck him so bad. Then I saw that Youtube video Vegeta vs Zod and seeing him go ape shit to save Trunks made me want to bear his children.