The Uchihas

Summary: When push comes the shove, family always has your back. Read as the Uchiha family goes through the ups and downs of life - from teenage relationship problems to full-blown family scandals. AU and added two OCs to the family hope you guys won't mind!

1. Being Uchiha

"Kaa-san, we're back!" A teenage girl stepped through the main doors of her luxurious family house, her older brother followed behind.

"Ah, Minami, Sasuke, you're back!" A beautiful woman stepped out from her modern but cosy kitchen.

Minami Uchiha is the youngest of the Uchiha children. She is 16-years-old and is often referred to as the "baby" of the family. She has the dark, straight signature Uchiha hair which stops at the middle of her back. This is complemented by her chic, blunt fringe. Minami has the creamy pale complexion of her beautiful mother's, which her older brother, Sasuke, has also inherited. She also has big, dark eyes and a slightly rounded face which makes her look cute despite her age. Being the youngest, she is bubbly, fun-loving but cheeky. She is often found doing some girly shopping in the mall with friends, or stirring up some mischief at home with her siblings. Minami also enjoys making videos for her MeTube account which involves her talking to herself in front of the camera in her bedroom - something which her parents never seem to understand and something Sasuke tends to tease her about.

"Move it, squirt," a buff boy pushed passed Minami, almost knocking her forward, and made his way up the stairs to his room.

The mother of the boy sighed, wondering what happened to all the manners she taught the teenager when he was younger.

Sasuke Uchiha is the second youngest of the four Uchiha children. His dark eyes and his signature spiky hair, along with the pale complexion he inherited from his beautiful mother makes many of the opposite sex swoon. Handsome, clever, popular and most importantly - fit. He is the perfect boyfriend of many teenage girls' dreams. Being eighteen, Sasuke is at the prime of his teen years. This means throwing himself into soccer practice (did I mention he's the soccer captain?) and house parties whilst successfully maintaining his good grades in his final year of school- as expected of children of the Uchiha family. At home, you usually find him either playing on his game console or watching sports on television with his best friends Naruto Uzumaki, Kiba Inuzuka and Shikamaru Nara. However, you would have never guessed with his "cool" appearance and reputation that Sasuke is secretly a Mama's boy. He is his mother's pride and joy- something which only his best friends know about and which his siblings never fail to tease him about.

"Kids, help me set the table! It's almost dinner time!" Mikoto Uchiha called up the stairs. Minami came down the stairs into the kitchen in her comfy pink tracksuit and her hair tied up in a top messy bun. She got some plates and bowls out from the kitchen cupboard and realised her older brother hasn't come downstairs.

Minami huffed, realising that Sasuke was still upstairs leaving her to prepare the dining table all by herself. She marched out of the kitchen into the main hallway, planted herself at the bottom of the staircase and inhaled.

"SASUKEEE! GET YOUR ASS DOWNSTAIRS AND HELP ME SET THE TABLE!" Just then, someone unlocked the main door and two more Uchihas entered the house.

"Minami, stop shouting," a stern looking man stepped into the kitchen and gave Minami a reprimanding look.

"Otou-san!" Minami chirped and skipped like a little angel over to her father and hugged him in a tight, loving embrace. Mikoto sweat-dropped at how quickly her daughter's behaviour changed like a flip-board in the presence of her husband.

Fugaku Uchiha-the patriarch of the Uchiha family. A stern man who does not tolerate any failure from his family. A surprisingly average looking man for an Uchiha but his tan complexion and his chauvinistic assertiveness as a family and business leader definitely entice many older females his age. After celebrating his fifty-first birthday, Fugaku is looking for an early retirement, ready to pass the baton of the family business to Itachi and Sasuke. His favourite child is his eldest son, Itachi, but with much urging on by his wife, Fugaku does try to get involved more with his other kids, and is trying very hard to stop his favouritism and love all his wonderful children equally. Although he often appears strict, he does soften up when it comes to spending time with his wife and kids, especially his wife. His weak points are his wife and his wife's home-made curry.

"How could someone so little be so loud?" Another male entered the kitchen behind his father and flicked Minami on the forehead playfully.

"Ow, Itachi-nii!" Minami rubbed her forehead and pouted, pretending to be hurt. The male smirked and bear-hugged his little sister as an apology.

Itachi Uchiha- the second eldest child of the Uchiha family. At the tender age of 24, he has already made a name in the Konoha business world for his highly successful business plans that led the Uchiha family business to the number one spot last year. Not only that, he will be the next heir to the family business once Fugaku retires. As if his success in the business world isn't enough, being blessed with his dad's dark complexion and the good looks of an Uchiha, he often attracts the heart of many from the opposite sex (and sometimes even of the same sex), but it's Itachi's heart of gold (something inherited from his mother) which is his real winning point. Unlike many going-to-be business leaders, Itachi is modest and level-headed. At home, he's kind and loving towards all his family members and is especially protective of his younger siblings Sasuke and Minami. He spends a lot of his time working with his father, but if not he is often seen at home reading a business magazine, drinking at the bar with his best friend and very distant cousin, Shisui Uchiha, or getting wound up by his younger siblings

Sasuke finally came down the stairs from his room into the kitchen. He nodded at his older brother and father as he came in.

"Humph, thought you'd never come downstairs!" Minami huffed as she went back to setting the table.

As most of the family sat round their big glass dining table, Mikoto started serving her speciality- her homemade curry. She spooned the biggest portion into a plate and served it to her husband. Fugaku smiled one of his rare-to-be-seen smiles and pecked his wife on the cheek as she placed the plate of "curry-love" in front of him.

Now, one of the most important members of the family has yet to be introduced! Mikoto Uchiha, the beautiful mother of the Uchiha family. As the mother of Konoha city's most good-looking and successful family, she has the flawless skin of a porcelain doll and long, dark, silky hair which many women of her age would absolutely die for! At the age of forty-six, she still has her perfect hour-glass figure from her modelling days which is quite something considering she had four kids! Besides her appearance, Mikoto's loving and gentle nature also adds to her motherly perfection. Nowadays, Mikoto is a housewife and oversees the everyday running of her household. She has a part-time modelling contract with Konoha's top modelling agency and promotes products and clothes which women her age would like to use or wear - something that Mikoto likes to do when she has the time in her hands. She is very fond of cooking and she will definitely fill your tummy up with her motherly love with her special home-made curry! Mikoto often invites her best friend, Kushina Uzumaki, round for a good old gossip. Everyone in the family knows Sasuke is her favourite baby, I mean-child, but as the perfect mother of the Uchiha family, Mikoto loves each and every one of her children, leaving no one out!

After serving everyone on the table a plate of curry, Mikoto notices an empty seat.

"Where's Maya?" she asked.

"Oh, she text me saying she'll be out for dinner with Kakashi-san," Itachi answered.

"Heh...Maya- nee-chan's been spending a lot of time with that Kakashi guy ever since Uncle Minato introduced them at that party," Minami said cheekily as she looked at her father.

"Humph," Fugaku stubbornly grunted and continued eating his wife's curry.

Itachi laughed nervously, knowing his baby sister plucked a nerve of his father's. Minami knows that for some unknown reason their father disapproves of Maya's growing relationship with Kakashi, and yet she still brings the topic up.

"Anata, I don't understand why you don't like Kakashi-kun," said Mikoto as she rested a soft hand on her husband's, "He's intelligent, polite, passionate and not to mention good-looking!"

Everyone on the table gawked at Mikoto.

"Ok...maybe I said that a little too enthusiastically..." Mikoto blushed a little realising what she had said, "But his looks aren't bad."

"And he's a student of Uncle Minato whose your best friend so you know you can trust Kakashi-san," Itachi suggested.

"I don't know...there's something about that man...and he's too relaxed for my liking..." Fugaku answered warily.

"He's just cool, Otou-san!" Minami countered, "Not that you know anything about being cool."

"Minami!" Itachi glared at his sister. Minami responded by sticking her tongue out cheekily.

"And his business skills rival Itachi's, so if he marries into the family, we'll gain another good player into the company," suggested Mikoto.

"ENOUGH! Discussion about Kakashi ends here!" Fugaku snapped. The whole family went silent.

"Haa~right now, me and Itachi- nii-chan are the only ones single," sighed Minami, "Right, Itachi-nii-chan?"

"Don't put me in the same position as you!" responded Itachi and flicked his little sister in the forehead.

"EHH?! Sasuke-chan's dating?" Mikoto exclaimed and turned to her youngest son whose been silently eating his dinner throughout the whole family conversation about Kakashi.

"Stop calling me that..." Sasuke said, annoyed.

"With Sakura-chan~" Minami added teasingly. She suddenly felt a sharp pain in her shin and yelped. Sasuke sent a death glare to Minami having slyly just kicked her under the table.

"How come you've never told me?" demanded Mikoto, "I'm your mother after all!"

"It's none of your business..." Sasuke answered grumpily.

"Come to think of it, Itachi. You're twenty-four now and you're still single! When I was your age, even younger, I got married to your father and had you!" lectured Mikoto.

Itachi sighed. He thought he was saved when his mother was distracted by Sasuke's relationship, but he was terribly wrong...

"Okaa-san, times are different now. Women these days are getting married and having children later and later. They're more interested in climbing up the career ladder. Maybe that's why not many women are interested these days," explained Itachi, trying to make up some excuse for his lack of a spouse.

"What do you mean no one is interested in YOU? You are Konoha's most talented-"

"Now, I didn't say that-"

"and handsome man and you say no woman is interested in you? What is wrong with the world these days!" Mikoto exclaimed, panicked.

"Kaa-san, I assure you I'm-"

"Itachi, are you...?"

"I'm what?"

"Are you...g-gay?"

"NO, I'm NOT g-"

"Oh, it's ok, sweetheart! It's alright if you are, Kaa-san and Tou-san will love you just the same!"

"Oh my..." Itachi groaned and lowered his head into his hands, exhausted.

Right next to him, Sasuke and Minami were trying hard to contain themselves and trying their very best to resist roaring into laughter whilst watching their older brother being grilled by their mother.

"You guys are gonna pay," Itachi mumbled to his younger siblings from behind his hands.

Fugaku sat at the top of the dining table with his eyes closed, both hands, on either side of his head, massaging his temples.

"I'm back!" a female voice rang through the main hallway.

"Ah, Maya-chan, you're back! How was dinner with Kakashi-kun?" Mikoto said warmly to her eldest daughter.

"Thank God..." Itachi said quietly to himself, grateful Maya has returned home so she could protect him from his mother's nagging.

A gorgeous woman walked into the kitchen. She saw her father massaging his temples profusely, Itachi hiding behind his hands, her two younger sibling on the verge of bursting into laughter and her mother...her mother seemed fine.

"Maya nee- chan!" Minami greeted her sister.

"Let me guess, Okaa-san's been tort- I mean lecturing Itachi-nii again for being single?" Maya said, unsurprised.

Mikoto looked offended. "I was not lecturing him!" she said defensively, "I was just reminding him that he needs to settle down soon!"

Maya rolled her eyes as her mother used that same line of defence again whenever nagging Itachi about his relationship status.

The last but not least, the gorgeous Maya Uchiha. She is twenty-six years old and the eldest child of the family. Her hair is cut into a long, sleek, sexy angled bob, long in the front and slightly shorter in the back. She has inherited the tan skin tone of her father's. Her facial structure is very much like Itachi's but without the frown lines and with a more feminine touch. One thing that many would notice about Maya, especially those of the opposite sex, is that she is blessed with a stunningly curvaceous figure. With a cup size of 34D and a stunning hip measurement of 38in, no female in her family, even someone as beautiful as her own mother, can match the beauty of her own daughter's figure, leaving many women jealous and confused about where Maya inherited her curvaceous figure from. Under the pretence of being the "perfect daughter", Maya always appears mature and responsible in front of her father and the rest of the adults of the Uchiha family, but her siblings know that this goody-two-shoes has a naughty streak. Maya's secret hobby is lingerie modelling. Something only her family, minus her father, and her boyfriend Kakashi Hatake knows about. In fact, it was Mikoto's very own idea when she suggested Maya should put that stunning figure of hers to good use and do a little bit of underwear modelling for the same company Mikoto works for - just for a little bit of fun, not anything serious, cause Fugaku would definitely not have his daughter do underwear modelling for a career! But Fugaku knows nothing about Maya's secret hobby, and as Mikoto said to her daughter when she suggested the wonderful idea, "What your father doesn't know, won't hurt him." As a result of her lingerie modelling, Maya has an amazing sex life with her one-year boyfriend, Kakashi, a fact that unfortunately her family can't ignore and something Minami often teases her about and cheekily calls her a "horny bitch". If she's not lingerie modelling, she would be playing the role as the "mature" daughter and assists Itachi with the company. But other than that, being one of the eldest in her family, Maya is kind, loving and fun because if she's not working, she would be joining forces with her mischievous younger siblings to wind up Itachi and the rest of the family.

"We were talking about you and Kakashi," Minami said cheekily to her older sister.

"Hm...really?" Maya replied unsurprised, "And I suppose Dad's the one who stopped the conversation." Fugaku's dislike for Kakashi isn't a surprise to Maya but she doesn't know why. Perhaps, it was the sex life because Fugaku doesn't enjoy the idea that his daughter is being "defiled" and he was just being plain stubborn and protective. Nevertheless, Maya loves her Dad and tries her best not to argue with him.

"Right, sorry everyone, I forgot to make dessert so you'll have to go without it tonight," said Mikoto as she got up and started to take in everyone's plates.

"Awww, Kaa-san!" Minami cried disappointedly.

"Failure as an Uchiha," joked Itachi.

Maya saw Minami's disappointment and suddenly has an idea.

"I know! Who wants to go to the Dango shop?" Maya suggested.

"MEE!" shouted Minami excitedly.

"Oh, why not? It's a Friday, after all," Mikoto added.

"Sounds like a plan," Itachi agreed.

"Sasuke, are you coming?" Minami asked her brother excitedly.

"Hn..." grunted Sasuke.

"I take that as a yes," Minami responded, taking no heed to her older brother's animalistic grunts.

"Sasuke! Answer with proper words please!" Mikoto demanded.

"Fine," Sasuke answered hesitantly.

"Tou-san, what about you?" Minami turned to her father.

"..." Fugaku just ignored his daughter.

"You know you want to~" Minami cooed at her Dad.

"Hn..." grunted Fugaku.

"I take that as a yes too!" Minami said excitedly, "Let's go!"

"Like father, like son," sighed Mikoto.

So the Uchiha family set off happily to the local Dango shop for dessert.

"WAIT, I forgot to bring my camera! I need to film this!" Minami rushed back into the house and up the stairs into her room.

"For goodness' sake, we're just going to the Dango shop!" cried Mikoto.

"It's for MeTube!" Minami answered excitedly.

Mikoto sighed and got inside the family car. She has a beautiful family, well, a beautiful, eccentric family.

Hi, my dearies! A VERY long time no see! I know what some of you guys who read some of my fanfics will say "GUUURL! WHAT DA HELL ARE YOU DOING WRITING A NEW FANFIC WHEN YOU HAVE SO MANY OTHERS TO UPDATE?"

I've just got back into Naruto and I'm OBSESSED with the Uchiha family :D Is it bad to say that this story was inspired after watching a few episodes of "Keeping up with the Kardashians"? I'm not sure but I think I quite enjoyed the family comedy/drama in it which inspired me to write this.

So I hope you guys enjoy and tell me what you guys think of this new fanfic thorough REVIEWING :D

Love,

Christine