Come along and have some fun
There is no end to this place
Bring your friends, the more the better
With a wicked smile on each face
The entertainment is grand
The sideshows are a feast
There is only one Freak
That is truly considered a beast
But for now, enjoy the show
We'll definately get through it all
Just sit right there and watch
You're bound to have a ball
We have some Siamese twins
Both a lovely sight
A Cat girl, a Snake boy
But don't worry, they won't bite
The Fat Lady is truly nice
And our very own Malice is a treat
But the main course is Manical Max
He's the one you'd HAVE to meet
But we warn you now
The Freak you should fear
Is always locked away
One you should never go near
It's horrible, horrendous, revolting
Something that disgusts us all
Manical Max wants it locked away
Or else there'd be a brawl
This horrific creature is masked
For if we see its face
This sideshow would surely end
There would be no such place
Hope is the Freak we all fear
The one who makes our skin crawl
And if it is to be set loose
Wonderland would surely fall
But please, do not fret
For there is only one way in
Your life must truly end
For this journey to begin