Interview With Misty From Pokemon
Maddie Sapphire: Hi, Misty.
Misty: Hi, Maddie Sapphire.
Maddie Sapphire: Is it OK if I ask you a couple of questions?
Misty: Uh... Sure?
Maddie Sapphire: OK. And be honest.
Misty: Fine. But I was gonna tell you that I'm best friends with Opera Winfrey...
Maddie Sapphire: OK Misty. Why do you like Ash so much?
Misty: Who's Ash:P
Maddie Sapphire: No, really.
Misty: Uh... Because he pays the writers to make him look good? Oh, wait. That's not a good thing.
Ash: Who told you that?!
Maddie Sapphire: Yeah. Whatever. OK, next question: Why are you named Misty?
Misty: I don't know. The writers in Japan decided that. Not me.
Maddie Sapphire: Why didn't you pay the writers like Ash did so they could give you a different name?
Misty: 'Cause Ash was an idiot.
Maddie Sapphire: Why do you think he's an idiot if you like him?
Misty: Who's Ash?
Maddie Sapphire:P
Misty: 'Cause... Oh! I know! He paid them to make me like him!
Maddie Sapphire: Whatever. OK. Next question: How come you changed outfits when you became a Gym Leader?
Misty: Because my sisters bribed me with 999,999,999,999,999 dollars.
Maddie Sapphire: What did you do with it?
Misty: I...
Maddie Sapphire: (Interrupting) Wait! Why would they bribe you with 999,999,999,999,999 dollars just so you would wear different clothes?!
Misty: The writers gave them the leftover money that Ash paid them.
Maddie Sapphire: Right... OK, well... Hey! I thought I told you to be honest!
Misty: Bye Bye!
Maddie Sapphire: Get back here!
Misty: I should have just told that I was friends with Opera Winfrey and ran. Oh well... At least I'm running now! Oh wait. That's not a good thing.
By: Maddie Sapphire
