Interview With Misty From Pokemon

Maddie Sapphire: Hi, Misty.

Misty: Hi, Maddie Sapphire.

Maddie Sapphire: Is it OK if I ask you a couple of questions?

Misty: Uh... Sure?

Maddie Sapphire: OK. And be honest.

Misty: Fine. But I was gonna tell you that I'm best friends with Opera Winfrey...

Maddie Sapphire: OK Misty. Why do you like Ash so much?

Misty: Who's Ash:P

Maddie Sapphire: No, really.

Misty: Uh... Because he pays the writers to make him look good? Oh, wait. That's not a good thing.

Ash: Who told you that?!

Maddie Sapphire: Yeah. Whatever. OK, next question: Why are you named Misty?

Misty: I don't know. The writers in Japan decided that. Not me.

Maddie Sapphire: Why didn't you pay the writers like Ash did so they could give you a different name?

Misty: 'Cause Ash was an idiot.

Maddie Sapphire: Why do you think he's an idiot if you like him?

Misty: Who's Ash?

Maddie Sapphire:P

Misty: 'Cause... Oh! I know! He paid them to make me like him!

Maddie Sapphire: Whatever. OK. Next question: How come you changed outfits when you became a Gym Leader?

Misty: Because my sisters bribed me with 999,999,999,999,999 dollars.

Maddie Sapphire: What did you do with it?

Misty: I...

Maddie Sapphire: (Interrupting) Wait! Why would they bribe you with 999,999,999,999,999 dollars just so you would wear different clothes?!

Misty: The writers gave them the leftover money that Ash paid them.

Maddie Sapphire: Right... OK, well... Hey! I thought I told you to be honest!

Misty: Bye Bye!

Maddie Sapphire: Get back here!

Misty: I should have just told that I was friends with Opera Winfrey and ran. Oh well... At least I'm running now! Oh wait. That's not a good thing.

By: Maddie Sapphire