I don't own Gundam Wing.There might some mistakes hey I really suck.Enjoy the story.

The Problem With Duo


Duo decided to play with his Gundam action figures that he got from Quatre as a birthday gift.

Duo:Cool!I never knew that Quatre gave me figures of all of us.*takes out figures of Heero,Wufei,Quatre,Trowa,Relena and himself*

Quatre:*walks by Duo*Hey Duo!You finally played with the action figures I gave you?
Duo:*holds up the Wufei figure*(pretending to be Wufei)Action Figures are for weaklings.
Quatre:....*walks away*
Duo:*takes Heero and himself and puts them together making them look like their making out*Oh Hee-chan....
Heero:*walks pass Duo*What did you say?
Duo:*blushes*nothing.
Heero:You have problems Duo.
Duo:No!*thinks to himself*Oh yeah!I do have problems.
Heero:...
Duo:*still making him and Heero making out.Then he takes Relena*(pretending to be Relena)Heero.What are you doing?
Duo:(pretending to be Heero)I'm making out with Duo.You got a problem with that?
Duo:(pretending to be himself)Yeah Relena!You have a problem with me and Heero trying to show our love to each other?
Relena:*Looks at Duo*Duo who are you talking to?
Duo:I'm talking to myself.
Relena:You do have problems Duo.
Duo:OMAE O KOROSU.
Relena:By the way have you seen Heero?
Duo:No!!He's mine not yours!
Relena:What?!
Duo:Nevermind.
Relena:....*walks away.
Duo:*picks up Quatre and Trowa*(pretending to be Quatre)Trowa.I never knew you want to-*Duo puts Trowa's mouth with Quatre's*Smack!
Wufei:*walks to Duo and takes Duo's braid and wips his sword out*What did you do with my Nataku?
Duo:I did nothing!
Wufei:Your lying you baka.
Duo:Ok then.It's in your ass.
Wufei:Let me check*looks at his ass*Hey!
Duo:*runs away from Wufei*I can't belive he fell for it.
Wufei:*chasing after Duo*I'll kill you you baka!
Duo:*runs into Trowa*Ouch!
Trowa:...
Wufei:Die!!!!!
Duo:Not now Trowa I have to go.
Trowa:...
Wufei:Come back here you baka!
Duo:No!!!*runs into Hilde*
Hilde:Oh Duo!
Duo:Not now bitch!
Hilde:Watch your language Duo!
Duo:Your not my mom.
Wufei:You shall die now!!!!!!!!!
Duo:*runs away from Hildie and Wufei*
Wufei:Where is Nataku Maxwell?!!!!!!
Duo:It's up your ass!
Wufei:No!I checked already!
Quatre:Duo.I want my action figures back.
Duo:Never!
Quatre:Let me have them!
Duo:*runs away from Quatre*
Wufei and Quatre:Come Back Here!!!!!!!
Wufei:I want Nataku!
Quatre:I want my Action Figures!
Duo:No!Nataku is up your ass and the action figures are mine!
Heero:OMAE O KOROSU.
Duo:Heero!Help me!!
Heero:Where is Wing?
Duo:Relena has it!
Heero:No she doesn't.I checked.
Duo:Did you check your ass or maybe my ass.*grrr*
Heero:.....
Duo:*runs away from Heero*
Quatre,Wufei and Heero:Come Back Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the end to the story.If you want me to write a sequel tell me.

Hey that suck.I know I'm a jackass don't blame me....