A/N: Hey guys, and welcome to my first multichapter story! So, basically, updates most likely will be several weeks apart, as I don't have a lot of time to work on this. And I'm writing this on a tablet. So chapters may be short. It's all on the same page in the notepad app being used. And I have never really attempted to write a mystery in any size, shape, or form, so bear with me (no Herbert pun intended). Anything else? Oh, yeah, this is also going to try and help me write decent characters, keep canon and original characters in character, and check my reviews. So, yeah, I've kept you too long. Go on and read!

Klutzy wandered around the secret lair he currently lived in. Where was Herbert? He tried to think where he'd likely be, then came to a conclusion. He headed off to the lab area of the lair, where Herbert was found tinkering.

"Click click."

Herbert looked up from what he was doing, startled. "Huh? No, you cannot take the pizza!" He looked around and saw Klutzy staring at him. "Oh, uh, I was just about to call you," he said, embarrassed about his outburst.

Klutzy rolled his eyes in response.

"Well, Klutzy, you're probably wondering what I'm doing, being in my lab right now," Herbert started.

"Click clickity klack!" Klutzy clicked. ("Um, yeah, that's why I was searching for you!")

"Well, I was fiddling with my PSA spy phone—"

"Klick clack?" Klutzy interrupted. ("Which one?")

"Does it really matter?" Herbert asked, annoyed. "Anyway, I was fiddling with my PSA spy phone, and I got it to teleport objects! Just not itself, or me, which I don't quite understand." Herbert shrugged. "But either way, I'm going to use it to teleport this—" at this he held up a small plate with the EPF logo indented into it "—into the Elite Penguin Fools' HQ! So, here's what it'll do." He told Klutzy the plan, outlining every detail.

Little did they know that an old penguin watched them from the shadows, clutching something in her flipper. "Clever, this polar bear might be, but with this plan he shan't succeed," she whispered at a volume Herbert couldn't hear. She then slipped away as silently as she came.

A/N: Hmm... Who is this penguin? What is Herbert's plan? Why am I asking questions? Why on earth is the prologue so short? Stay tuned for answers! Well, the last answer is this: I wanted a prologue with no big spoilers. And see first A/N. And happy Pi Day! 3.1415926535897932384626433