I am mad, truly mad...
As mad as a Hatter!
With a grin on my face
A top hat on my head
I'll cause all sorts of trouble
To truly make the Queen turn red
Full of mischievious intent
Complete with glorious madness
I'll do a crazy dance
To rid you of all sadness
A tea party for three
But lets make it four
The craziness gets better
If we just add more
I bid you fairfarren
With a bow and a smile
I leave you with a song
That you'll remember all the while
"Twinkle, twinkle, little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!
Up above the world you fly,
Like a teatray in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle little bat!
How I wonder what you're at!"