Chapter 1 - The baig Dance
Yithani was walking out from his final class period from Nano High as he was approached by a huge burly were boar, named WereBoar.
WereBoar approached Yithani nervously "H-hey yeth."
Yithani, clearly too cool for this shit, rolled his eyes and looked at Wereboar "Hey." he said flipping his spiky tenrils one might consider hair.
Wereboor clears his throat. "W-would y-y-y-yo u like to go to the big dance with me?" he says shyly.
"Sure." Yithano states cooly.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" is suddenly heard above them, as Dapperus crashes down in front of them from jumping over the nearby chef's counter.
Dapputin begins flailing against WareBoar hysteracally "NONONONONO! YITHONI IS MINE! YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY YITHANI!" still beating their dainty hands against his burly chest.
Yithani casually strikes Dapperus across the head, sending them through the reinforced wall, never to be seen again. his broad rimmed hat and study shades falling off his head and clattering to the floor.
Before he could speak, Fuhrer Purlek strolls in with his boys, Jamie Digsweed and Firstasatragedy.
"Yithani, you shoulds come to the bag dance with me, and lose this nerd." Fuhrer Purlek snarls through his ragged crooked teeth, spittle hissing out and landing on Yithani's face.
Yithani, too cool for this spit, wipes the spittle off his face and declared "Step off WereBoar, he is more mans then you will ever be!" he counters.
Fuhrer purlek hisses "You win this time! Come on bouys!" as he cracks his forked tail and leaves.
"It is a good thing you were here to run them off Yithani!" Werebar professes.
Yithani grabs hold of wereboars hand, squeezing it while looking into eyes. When Dapperus appears from the hole in the wall "I am alive! by god, dont you fucking touch him!"
Everyone laughs except yithani who is too cool to laugh.