Eren dances around the room, mouthing 'California Girls' playing on the radio.

In nothing but his boxers, he prances around, shaking his hips and smiling through his lip-syncing.

"Eren, what the fuck are you doing?"

Stopping, Eren stares at the speaker with the biggest grin before flopping into bed next to them.

Levi stares at him in amusement from the sheets, letting Eren wrap his arms around him and kiss his stomach.

Almost reluctantly, Levi pushes the crazy boy off him, checking his phone before nearly jumping out of bed.

"Shit!" Rushing to the closet, Levi flounders around pulling clothes off their racks, and running into the bathroom to shower.

"Eren! I have to teach today! I have to teach every weekday! You can't fucking let me sleep in!"

The younger listens through the door before hopping off the bed and going back to Katy Perry.

-0-0-0-

Levi sighs as he watches his students take their major unit test in French. Catching two of his students teaching he gets up slowly, picking up his trusty pointer stick, and struts over to the two. Before he can get there though, a blaring ringtone sounded out through the classroom.

California girls,

We're undeniable~

Daisy dukes, bikini on top.

"All right, who's the little shit-"

And in the midst of the giggles he pales as he realizes the song and slinks off to turn off his ringer.


If you couldn't tell, this was an AU

If you also couldn't tell, Eren changed Levi's ringtone.

Ta-ta~!