What Justice Leaguers Dream About
Wonder Woman snored extremely loudly in her queen sized bed next to her loving wife Giganta
In Diana's and Giganta's dream…
"oh great Hera, this food is so exquisite!" Diana exclaimed as she and Giganta chowed down on some Russell Stover chocolates and drank some fruit punch
"URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP" Giganta burped loudly
"wow! Good one babe" Diana exclaimed
"aww you're welcome" Giganta said, both engaging in passionate smooches
"Bow chicka bow wow" Flash exclaimed, both Diana and Giganta stopping their kisses to glare angrily at Wally
Jade snored softly next to her husband Kyle. Both were sleeping naked and…
THIS DREAM HAS BEEN CENSORED FOR REASONS EXPLICIT
In Two-Face's dream
Two-Face was dressed like Sylvester Stallone as Rocky Balboa and across from him was KGBeast as Ivan Draco from Rocky IV. Two-Face's eyes widened in horror as the bell rang and Draco's big meaty fist aimed for his head
"SON OF A BITCH" Two-Face hollered, standing up
"Mmm…what is it Harvey?" Hippolyta murmured, aroused from her snooze
"ugh…I had that Rocky Balboa dream again…" Two-Face grumbled, taking a swig of his beer
"mmm…first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, or reboot?" Hippolyta yawned, laying her head down on the pillow
"fourth. I dreamed I was fighting Dolph Lundgren" Harvey groaned
"huh" Hippolyta said, shutting her eyes and drifting off to sleep
In Batman's dream….
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Robin screamed, standing atop a cliff when he dodged a shot
"Close" Batman hollered
"thank you sir" Nightwing shouted
"Red Hood, you're going outta turn" Batman scolded
"I thought I went after Grayson" Jason complained
"no we go in line. It goes you then me, then Grayson, then back down to me, then you, then me, then me, then Grayson, then me, then me, me, Grayson, me, me, Grayson, you, Grayson, me, me, me, Grayson, you, me and me again. It makes perfect sense" Batman snickered
"doesn't that mean you go ten times as much? Or twice as much?" Nightwing asked as Batman took a shot at Robin's leg
"this is the best game since Drake-ball" Batman grinned
"I am NOT coming down" Robin shouted
"hey Drake! Move back and forth like one of them ducks at the carnival" Batman bellowed, Robin ducking
"no, don't duck, cause that makes you harder to hit. Act like a duck" Batman corrected
"wait a minute, that was MY turn" Grayson complained
"this is the lightning round" Batman said
"who's in the lightning round?" Grayson asked
"me" Batman answered
Batman snickered in his sleep as he dreamed chasing Robin and Flash around the Watchtower with a shotgun
"oh no, he's having that stupid Red vs Blue dream again…" Catwoman moaned, rolling her eyes
The next morning…
"Ok! WHO SPRAY PAINTED A BULLSEYE ON MY BUTT?" Robin hollered, a few Leaguers snickering in amusement
"well hello dirtbags" Batman in a Southern accent, dressed in odd red armor and carrying a shotgun
"oh no, not again…" Robin groaned as Batman aimed his shotgun at Robin's ass
"start runnin' Grif so I can shoot ya" Batman bellowed, firing round after round as Robin ran for his life
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! MY NAME ISNT GRIF, YOU PSYCHO" Robin shrieked
"mmm…" Two-Face moaned, holding an icepack over the right side of his face
"oh no! Daddy, what happened?" Wonder Woman gasped
"I had that Rocky IV dream again, kids…your mother accidentally knocked me out with her fist" Two-Face grumbled
"Harvey, it was an accident" Hippolyta said, giggling at how silly her husband looked
"ugh…that's it, no more Rocky movies before bed. Giganta… why is there whipped cream on your lip?" Two-Face asked
Diana and Giganta gulped down their drinks in shock and eyed each other
"um… no reason" both answered in unison
"ugh… I need a drink" Two-Face grumbled, opening a bottle of Miller Lite
"huh. There was this really, really, really stupid JL episode on last night. Apparently it was a ripoff of Nightmare on Elm Street" Dinah said
"oh Pfft, that's ridiculous Dinah honey. What kind of an idiot would think of that?" Hippolyta chuckled
"that's it! I'm gonna sue those assholes at Cartoon Network for making such a ridiculous weird drama type show of us" Two-Face announced
One lawsuit later…
"we're all filthy stinking rich" Two-Face cheered as he and the Leaguers were basking in billions and billions of money
"mm-hmm. Oh I just found out some guy named Zack Snyder is making a movie universe about us" Hippolyta announced
…
"WHAT?" Batman bellowed