Warning: This is a Dark parody (I luffles him though..), meaning "OOCness for Dark" xD There's also a warning for your minds blowing up at the thought of Dark's hair. Beware. AU~
Disclaimer: I do not own DN Angel. If I did, trust me, you'd know. xD
After a month or so after admitting to himself that he had liked Risa, Dark had the idea of asking her out. When Risa got out of school the following day, Dark had, of course, found her, and was slightly surprised by the automatic "Yes, of course!" response that he received from the girl.
The night of, Dark took a shower and decided that he wanted to use the brand new shampoo he had bought. This of course, was not a brilliant idea; Dark's hair was now green.
"Dark, what happened-" she was cut off when he said "Don't even think about it." She hesitated, then gave a quick "Okay..."
They had had a double-date with Daisuke and Riku. "Hi guys!" Riku greeted them.
"Dark what happened to your hair?" Daisuke asked, questioningly.
"Nothing." Dark replied as fast as he could.
"But it's green.." Daisuke pointed out. "I know, it was some sort of shampoo…" Dark replied, "I tried everything to fix it but nothing worked!" Dark was embarrassed by this confession.
For dinner, they had sushi and rice. Dark paid for it with Daisuke's help. "Thanks for the meal Dark, Daisuke." Risa said, smiling.
"You're welcome," the boys said in unison.
"Dark do you want me to come help you fix your hair?" Risa asked, excitedly.
"No thanks.." he answered. Never let Risa fix your hair, Daisuke had told him before.
When Daisuke and Dark had dropped the girls at home from their walk, Dark begged Daisuke: "Please come help me fix my hair now, Please, Please, Please," And soon enough, Daisuke got tired of the repetitive "Pleases" "Okay, okay, just shut up."
They got to Dark's house when Daisuke asked "Why didn't you let Risa do your hair?"
"Well...She is a girl and girls get very girly when they do hair and I didn't want girly hair," Dark replied impatiently.
They tried everything to no avail. After about an hour or so, Daisuke came up with something. "Why don't you use the shampoo again and see what color your hair turns. We should keep doing that until it turns back to purple," Dark thought about it for a moment, then gave a curt nod.
Dark grabbed the shampoo, and tilt his head over the sink in the bathroom. After a few uses, his hair returned to the famous purple.
Risa and Dark had dates at least 3 times a week, according to Risa's mind. Dark reminded himself not to buy that shampoo ever again, while Daisuke kept pestering him about the colors his hair had turned. What a wonderful week.
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Well… Short? Yes. Amazing? No. Reviews? Hopefully. =)
EDITED AND REVISED~ After about 2 years of this being on here, I decided I'd fix it~ It's originally on my other account, Anime Crusader, but.. I kinda… Forgot the password to that… And.. Yeah.. RE-PUBLISHED. =)