Disclaimer:Everything here is JKRs! 'cept for the insanity...
thats pure me.
A/N: Though of this in American History class...I must have not really
been listening to Jeffersonian democracy after all...anywayers, I'm gonna
put up a whole set of Christmas songs morphed into HP fliks! Mwhahahah!
PLACES!!!!!!
(Ron, Harry, Herm, Lavendar, Parvati and Trewlawny take their places
in the Divination classroom, adorned in Holiday garb)
Ron: I can't believe I'm doing this
Trewlawny: I KNEW the first christmas flik would be about me!I SAW it!
Lavender: OOOOOOH! you /did/ professor?
Harry: (reading over the sheet music) Uh.....
Herm: Nice last verse, I must say miss Fanfic Lyricist..but can we just
shoot, because I need to practice my duet with Krum...
(Ron groans)
Me: Alright, alright...LIGHTS! CAMERA!....ACTION
Do You Fear What I Fear (do you hear what I hear)
Part 1 of Marina's Potterized Carols
Ron: Said Trewlawny to Patil and Brown,
Do you fear what I fear?
For poor Potter, Patil and Brown,
Trewlany: Do you fear what I fear?
I sense, I sense, he will have bad luck
Harry:(dryly) Maybe I'll be hit by a truck
Parv&Lavender: Maybe he'll get hit by a truck
Harry: Said the weird kook to the Weasley boy,
Trewlany: Do you see what I see?
In your crystal ball, Weasley boy,
Do you see what I see?
Ron: A fog, a fog, all I see is fog,
But I'm glad there's no Aragog
Parv&Lavender: But he's glad there's no Aragog.
Ron: Said the Bat-eyed kook to those gathered round,
Trewlany: Do you know what I know?
What my eye tells me, gather round,
Do you know what I know?
A death, a death, I predict It's him,
For the Potter boy has the grim!
Parv&Lavender: For the Potter Boy has the grim!
Harry: Said Herm to everybody who was there,
Hermione: Listen to what I say!
Ron: And Trewlawny gave her a glare,
Hermione: Listen to what I say!
A fraud, a fraud, Sybill is a fake,
Taking this class was a mistake
Parv&Lavender: Taking this class was a mistake?!?!?!?
(scandalized)
thats pure me.
A/N: Though of this in American History class...I must have not really
been listening to Jeffersonian democracy after all...anywayers, I'm gonna
put up a whole set of Christmas songs morphed into HP fliks! Mwhahahah!
PLACES!!!!!!
(Ron, Harry, Herm, Lavendar, Parvati and Trewlawny take their places
in the Divination classroom, adorned in Holiday garb)
Ron: I can't believe I'm doing this
Trewlawny: I KNEW the first christmas flik would be about me!I SAW it!
Lavender: OOOOOOH! you /did/ professor?
Harry: (reading over the sheet music) Uh.....
Herm: Nice last verse, I must say miss Fanfic Lyricist..but can we just
shoot, because I need to practice my duet with Krum...
(Ron groans)
Me: Alright, alright...LIGHTS! CAMERA!....ACTION
Do You Fear What I Fear (do you hear what I hear)
Part 1 of Marina's Potterized Carols
Ron: Said Trewlawny to Patil and Brown,
Do you fear what I fear?
For poor Potter, Patil and Brown,
Trewlany: Do you fear what I fear?
I sense, I sense, he will have bad luck
Harry:(dryly) Maybe I'll be hit by a truck
Parv&Lavender: Maybe he'll get hit by a truck
Harry: Said the weird kook to the Weasley boy,
Trewlany: Do you see what I see?
In your crystal ball, Weasley boy,
Do you see what I see?
Ron: A fog, a fog, all I see is fog,
But I'm glad there's no Aragog
Parv&Lavender: But he's glad there's no Aragog.
Ron: Said the Bat-eyed kook to those gathered round,
Trewlany: Do you know what I know?
What my eye tells me, gather round,
Do you know what I know?
A death, a death, I predict It's him,
For the Potter boy has the grim!
Parv&Lavender: For the Potter Boy has the grim!
Harry: Said Herm to everybody who was there,
Hermione: Listen to what I say!
Ron: And Trewlawny gave her a glare,
Hermione: Listen to what I say!
A fraud, a fraud, Sybill is a fake,
Taking this class was a mistake
Parv&Lavender: Taking this class was a mistake?!?!?!?
(scandalized)