Darkness: Well…I'm over Manpa-Berry's house today and just thought that I should post the first chapter of her story.

Russia: I've been bugging her about it forever…she's been here for days playing Left 4 Dead…which is a very good game

Manpa-Berry: Hey hey hey…ho ho ho

Darkness: MANPA!

Manpa-Berry: DARK!

Russia: crazy people

Manpa-Berry: WARNING THIS STORY CONTATS YAOI, BAD LANGUE, AND A VERY ODD WAY OF SEEING THE WORLD…IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Darkness: Very good introduction Manpa

Manpa-Berry: I try my best

Russia: I'm surrounded by idiots


Chapter1: Life is a Bitch

Zukko stood over the dead man in front of him. A bullet in the head ended his miserable life, the life of a criminal, one that he wished to never live again. But which some strings pulled instead of going to jail he got a sweet deal as an assassin (which he thanked his uncle for helping him get). Zukko put his pistol back in its holster before pulling out his cell phone calling his uncle (fir his next mission).

"Hello dear little" Zukko cringed at the sound pf his elder sister voice

"Where's uncle"

"Oh, uncle is at a meeting so I get to give your next mission"

"Fine"

"His name is Aang, not sure of the last name, but your job is to watch him and make sure he's not doing anything funny. Hello?" Zukko hung up the phone as he turned on the balls of his feet walking out of the room that housed the dead man.

"Sir, May I ask you a few questions" a Cop had stopped him at the stair well.

"You see a shot was heard and were just checking with the workers." Zukko raised an eyebrow. Sure we was dress in a black suit and tie but he sure as hell looked a lot better than he people working at Charles and Lames Water company

"Well I did hear a shot"

"Can you tell me where?" Zukko took a quick look around them…it was clear he pulled his pistol back out shooting the cop right between the eyes

"Right there" Zukko replaced his gun and walked down the stairs.

'I better get out of here…what was his name again…Aang?'


Darkness: WAH! This was a whole page…I'm sad

Manpa-Berry: Dawww…that sucks for the readers, but I like it. But I mean it in the kindest way possible…or do I?

Darkness: Do you?

Manpa-Berry: Do I?

Darkness: Do you?

Manpa-Berry: Do I?

Darkness: Do you?

Russia: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Manpa-Berry: Well I'll take my business else where

Russia: Please do

Darkness: Don't go!