Hey guys! This is my first time writing a fanfic, so go easy on meee. I made this story about Kyle cause he's my favorite out of all the boys. Oh the boys are sophomores in high school, and it has a lot of bad language. Please leave a review :)
Enjoy.
Oh and I do not own south park.
"Ewwww. Dude the cafeteria food is so fucking disgusting, like look at it Kyle tell me it isn't gross"
I look at Stan's tray to see the macaroni placed all messed up on the plate. Shit, the cafeteria food is disgusting, but everyone at this crazy ass high school who's ass is lazy to make themselves food for lunch has to deal with this food to eat too. We sat down next to Kenny and Cartman who were having a conversation.
"Yeah, her tits were so big! Like I swear, I was about to get a boner until-" Kenny cut off and him and Cartman turned to look at us
"The jew and the jock, oh what a joke" Cartman rudely greeted us
"Shut up fatass! Why don't you shove that food on your plate to your mouth to stop the shit coming up your mouth" I argued
I hate this fat bitch, but he's still my homie. I mean, we've been through so much. It's whatever now.
"Anyways, me and poor boy here were over hearing a conversation from the chicks wearing the hot ass cheerleading uniforms earlier the other table over and they mentioned your name Kahl" Cartman said while eating fries off his plate
"What!? No way dude, what'd they say?"
"Well Kahl, I'm not sure you wanna hear it"
"No Cartman, I'm serious, tell me"
Kenny giggled and continued eating his lunch
What the hell is going on? Jesus christ, I hate this fag.
"Well Kahl, you really wanna know?"
"Yes! Tell me already fatass!"
"They said you were a pussy"
Stan looked up and choked on his drink, and gulped it down
"What!? No way Cartman, just shut up"
"Ok fine, but it was like they said it! Me and Kinny were just minding our own businesses talking about funny shit when we over hear girls talking about boys, and I quote on quote heard them say "Kahl's cute, but he's too nice sometimes, maybe if he man'd up, I'd so go for him" and all the other girls agreed! Kahl, this is your chance to get some pussy, if you stop being a pussy!"
I thought for a moment, and shook it off.
"Cartman, you're a dumbass." I replied blankly
We changed the subject and continued eating lunch, but I couldn't help keep thinking about what Cartman said. I mean, I always listen to my mom, and i'm always the "good guy" or the "good boy", all i do is study, I mean, is he right?