Tik Tok PJ style
A/N: I've been writing too many Mediator fan-fics and a PJ story was just around the corner. I meant to do a Percabeth fic but then I got the idea for this one.
This is a parody for Tik Tok by Kesha with a little Percy Jackson and the Olympians twist. I tried to put in all the character but it wasn't fitting in.
Enjoy!
_Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Jackson
Grab my sword, I'm out the cabin, I'm gonna hit the arena
Before I leave, grab Tyson and a bottle of nectar
Cuz' when I leave for the fight, I ain't looking back
_I'm talking, when Greek fire lights and blows, blows
Kronos gives a pose, pose
Juniper blows her nose, nose
-Fighting with Anaklusmos
Rock, paper, scissors with Briares
Taking part in a monster mash
_Don't stop, make it rock
Gonna blow the monsters up
Tonight, we'll all fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik Tok, on the clock
But the battle won't stop
Oh, owww…. ow , ow
Oh, owww…. ow, ow!
_Don't stop, make it rock
Bianca, blow that robot up
Tonight, Nico fights
Till he see's that ghostly guy
Tik Tok, on the clock
But the battle won't stop
Oh, owww…. ow , ow
Oh, owww….. ow, ow!
_Ain't got a care in the world but got plenty of scare
Ain't got no drachma's in my pocket but I'm already here
Now the Party Ponies are lining up cuz' they hear we got swagger
I'm too scared to take notice, running from Annabeth's dagger
_I'm talking, Mr D getting drunk, drunk
Blackjack in my bunk, bunk
Grover eating up the junk, junk
Now, now, we fight till they knock us out, out
Or the Hunter's come around, round
Thalia strike 'em down, down
Tha- Tha, strike 'em down, man!
_Don't stop, make it rock
Gonna blow the monsters up
Tonight, we'll all fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik Tok, on the clock
But the battle won't stop
Oh, owww... ow , ow
Oh, owww...ow, ow!
_Don't stop, make it rock
Bianca, blow that robot up
Tonight, Nico fights
Till he see's that ghostly guy
Tik Tok, on the clock
But the battle won't stop
Oh, owww... ow , ow
Oh, owww... ow, ow!
_(Dyslexia!)
You build it up
You break it down
My head, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my sword up
You got me now
Trying to read cursive
Yeah, you got me
_(Hey Clarisse!)
You beat me up
You break me down
My body, it pounds
Yeah, you got me now
With my hands broken
You call me Prissy
You call me Prissy
_Now the battle don't start till I walk in
_Dont stop, make it rock
Gonna blow the monsters up
Tonight, we'll all fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tik Tok, on the clock
But the battle won't stop
Oh, owww... ow , ow
Oh, owww... ow, ow!
_Don't stop, make it rock
Bianca, blow that robot up
Tonight, Nico fights
Till he see's that ghostly guy
Tik Tok, on the clock
But the battle won't stop
Oh, owww... ow , ow
Oh, owww... ow, ow!
If you want me to do parodies of any other song with Percy Jackson characters then please review and tell me which one. I'll try to get it done.
PERCY JACKSON FOREVER!