FRUKUS – AT THE DINER
(England/Britain)Arther: Axis Conference Closed; *sigh* yet AGAIN we didn't get any work done…
Stupid America was blabbing on and on about some idiotic way to eat a chicken wing… the dimwit…
Ah! Speak of the devil - here he is….
(America)Alfred: Yo! England! I'm STARVED lets go and visit this place I heard of and eat!
Arther: No way! I'm not eating at Mr. McDonald's again! How you can put up with -and even LIKING his cooking is a mystery in itself!
Alfred: Dude, that's just harsh. You just don't have my awesome sense of taste! And anyway that isn't the restaurant we're gonna go to!
Arther: What? It's not? Then where are we - Wwoooaah~
(Alfred grabs Arther's wrist dragging him along to the diner)
…...
Arther: Let go of me already you-
(France)Francis: Ah, you're finally here!
Arther: What is this fleabag doing here? Weren't you going to forcibly feed me more rubbish?
Alfred: No! And hamburgers are better than what you make! Besides, I wasn't the one who knew this place - France showed to me!
Arther: Grreeat…
Francis: Oh, come-on, you can eat you miserable excuse of an exquisite meal after you try this…
Arther: Uh! No thanks; I'd rather not get a stomach ache so late in the evening!
Francis: Heh… hohoho~
(France twistedly smiles, dragging him slowly off into the restaurant doors, while America laughs…)
…..
Alfred: -HAHAHAHA! Since I'm the HERO – that makes me the leader, so I order first! I'll take a-
Arther: No you're not you git!
Francis: The best would be me, no?
Arther: What?! You're no good at anything!
Francis: Hohoho~ So you think...
Arther: (blush) wha-What?! YOOUU!
Francis: AND I can cook-
Arther: TWO-TIMING FRENCHY!
Francis: You stupid Americans can't comprehend the magnificence of mua~
Arther: Don't group me with this blockhead!
Francis & Arther: blah – argue – blah – blaah
Alfred: Oh! And a second X-Large side of fries to go!
Waiter: Um, I am sorry, but we do not serve the take-out food here…
Alfred: AAhh!
Waiter: See? It is not even in our menu-
Alfred: No way in hell am I staying HERE any longer! Yo, France, thanks-but no thanks. Anyplace that doesn't serve even a chocolate shake doesn't deserve the 5 stars! HAHAHA! I should know - I have PLENTY of them on my flag!
Waiter & Francis: HUMPH!
Arther: And with that, I too would rather settle for some homemade cooking any day. These prices are RIDICULOUS!
Fracis: Uh! You both have no sense of taste! Get out.
Alfred & Arther: Fine by me!
(America and England storm out of the diner…
Still hungry….)
…..
*gguuuuuuurgglllleee*
Arther: Ha! You should have just accepted that flirt's meal! Bet everyone in Europe could have heard that!
Alfred: Sh-Shut up! You didn't take it either-
*rrrrrrrrruuuuuummbblllee*
Arther: /blush/
Alfred: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~
That was louder than mine you old fart!
Arther: UH! Well for it to be this late - of course I would be hungry!
Alfred: Well, dude, I don't know about you but Burger King is open 24/7!
Arther: A KING of burgers?! America, you know a KING?!
Alfred: H-Huh? What- OH! Yes! He is the mightiest of all the kings and I have the heroic necessities to visit him at all times!
Arther: Wow…
Well, I am staring, so let us pay a visit to you King of Burgers and join him for Supper!
Alfred: Yahoohooo!
(America and England go and eat at Burger King where England, once again, tastes defeat - in the form of over preservatives…)
END