AN: I don't own Kuroshitsuji (or this would be a true story)

(Just a little note to introduce the characters: Maya and Abigail are the crazy (I mean off the wall, escaped from the asylum, emotionally unstable, obsessive, scary, but actually really smart with the capability to be serious when the time calls for it crazy) ones, Agnes is the creepy demonic one, and Brittany is the sweet, innocent one)

~Maya's POV~

I woke up with a face full of dirt for the second time that week (don't ask), and spit out a mouthful of grass. I sat up and looked around to see Abigail on her back to the right. I poked her and pulled on her hair to see if she was awake.

"Abigail?"

"Maya?"

"Where are we?"

"I don't know. I thought we fell of the roof."

"We did, but we're not in Brittany's yard anymore."

"You're right, the grass tastes different." Abigail sat up and also looked around. I stood up and looked around some more. I craned my neck and saw a huge house up ahead.

"Maybe we should go talk to whoever owns the house."

"That's a good idea," Abigail said, her voice muffled by the grass. I already knew she wasn't going to stand up on her own, so I grabbed her wrists and started dragging her towards the house. I figured that she would get up and walk eventually, once it started to hurt, or she got too much grass in her mouth. I pulled her about half of the way to the house when she started to get too heavy (she has a surprisingly high tolerance for grass in her mouth).

"Abbey," I started, "did you put on weight?" I didn't mean it; I just knew that would get her up.

"Bitch!" she yelled and jumped up, before chasing me the rest of the way to the house. We ended up out of breath on the doorstep, pounding on the door. After a few seconds, someone opened the door, but looked right over our heads. We kept pounding until they opened the door, then we just kept pounding on their ankles until they noticed us.

"Can I help you?" we heard and both stood up.

"We're lost and we were wondering if you could help us, wait, that voice sound familiar. Sebastian?" said Abigail.

"Why don't you come inside for a minute, I will get the young master," Sebastian said, before walking away.

"Abigail, why would you call him that?"

"He looked and sounded just like Sebastian. It's probably just some sort of fantasy induced by falling off of Brittany's roof."

"He said he'd go and get the young master. That is exactly what Sebastian would say."

"You don't think?"

"I don't know, it seems crazy, but maybe…" I was cut off when Abigail smacked me. "What was that for?"

"It was your idea to climb the roof, so whatever's happening is your fault."

"Yeah, but if what you just suggested is happening is actually happening, then it's pretty awesome, so you just slapped me for no reason." I then smacked her. Then she smacked me back and I smacked her and she smacked me and so on and so forth. When Ciel and Sebastian came down we were slamming into each other's chests (yes that's how we fight) with a chorus of "this is your fault"s and "shut up"s and "sexy lesbian couch doesn't love you anymore"s. Ciel cleared his throat and we both stopped fighting to gape at him. Abbey leaned over and whispered to me

"That's Ciel."

"Yeah, so act natural so that he doesn't sick Sebastian on us."

"But, I kind of want him to sick Sebastian on us."

"Still, act natural."

"You two know that I can hear everything that you're saying right?" Ciel cut in. "Now, if you will kindly explain to me what is going on here?"

"Um," started Abigail, "We fell off of a roof and now we're here."

"Also, we're not from this country, or this time period, or potentially this universe."

"What are you talking about? Why would you tell such an absurd story?"

"You have a demon for a butler and you don't believe our story?" I blurted out.

"How do you know that? Are you a spy?"

"We already told you," said Abbey, "We're not from here, and where we are from your life is a popular story."

Ciel sighed, "If you can prove to me that your story is true, I will let you stay the night. Tell me something that no one else would possibly know."

"I know that you cross dressed then were kidnapped by the viscount," said Abigail.

"And Meyrin has super assassin eyes."

"And Grell is a crazy shinigami with a huge crush on Sebastian."

"And I know that Sebastian slept with a nun."

"Master, I believe that they are telling the truth," said Sebastian.

"Holy crap, when did you get here?" said Abbey.

"I live here miss."

"Don't be getting snarky with my friend, mister," I said, "I don't care how hot you are, I will attack you."

"Are you sure you'd like to do that?" I really wasn't.

"No sir," I squeaked, and hid behind Abigail.

"Sebastian, lead these two to the extra room. I will speak with them tomorrow," ordered Ciel.

"Yes, my lord," said Sebastian, and I had to catch Abigail who had a mini fainting episode. Sebastian led us upstairs and opened a simple wooden door, then ushered us inside. "You can sleep in here tonight; the master will discuss this situation further at breakfast." Once he left and shut the door, Abigail and I both started bouncing up and down and squealing.

"Can you believe this is happening?" I asked Abigail.

"Not really, but I'll enjoy it while it lasts."

"This is awesome, we should go exploring."

"No. What if we run in to Sebastian?"

"That would be amazing."

"Agreed, but we don't want to get kicked out."

"I guess you're right, we should probably go to sleep."

"Yeah," she agreed and climbed into one of the beds while I got into the other one. Abbey and I were just starting to nod off, when I jumped up and yelled,

"Abbey!"

"What, Maya?"

"We fell on Brittany and Agnes. Do you think this happened to them too?"

"You're right. It probably did, but then where are they?"

"I really don't know, I just hope that they aren't at the Trancy estate. Imagine if Agnes became friends with Claude." We both shuddered at the thought. They were both scary enough on their own, the two of them together would truly be a thing of nightmares.

"And Alois would corrupt poor Brittany."

"We'll look at them tomorrow, for now, go to sleep."

~Meanwhile at the Trancy Estate: Brittany's POV~

"Brittany?" Agnes poked me, and when I didn't respond, pressure pointed me.

"Ow!" I said, and squirmed away from her. "What do you want?"

"Didn't Maya and Abbey just fall on us?"

"Yeah, so?"

"So, where are they, and more importantly, where are we?" I looked around and took in the surroundings. We were on a stone floor, next to a large table. Everything seemed really familiar.

"This looks like Alois's house," I answered.

"You're right it does. This worries me." As Agnes and I were trying to figure out where we were, we heard footsteps and a loud, high pitched voice.

"Who are you two?" My fears were confirmed. It was Alois, and to make things worse, Claude was right behind him. "Well?" "I'm Agnes, and this is Brittany," said Agnes.

"And what are you doing here?"

"We don't actually know." I was so glad that I had Agnes here to do all of the talking for me. I would have gotten myself killed by now.

"How do you not know what you're doing here?"

"I don't think that you would believe us if we told you."

"Well that's unfortunate. For you. Claude, throw them in the dungeon." Then Claude started to walk toward Agnes and me and grabbed us both by the arms. He led us down a flight of stairs and locked us behind a steel gate thingy.

"When you will tell the master what you are doing here, you can come out," he said before turning around and leaving.

AN: If anybody's interested, I'm in an RP that could use some more people. No more OC's are being accepted, but we could still really use some more canon characters. (I realize that it's already gone on for a while, but nothing too major has happened for any canon characters.)

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