I'm taking a break from the fic I'm currently working on.-echemshamlessplug- 'Life's Little Quarks' 3rd story of my One Piece Sanji Nami Romance Epic!...

One: because I've been work on that fic since June, and need a bit of a change.
And two: ever since I started watching Host Club this story has been burning in my head. X3

I usually write One Piece fanficton and this is my first attempt at doing something with Host Club… tho I guess this could also count as One Piece Fanfiction too…tho it's set in Ouran Universe…

Gomu Gomu no….Hosting?

Nekozawa, president of Ouran High School's Black Magic Club, had been trying to summon demons from another dimension. Standing back and looking at the beings he had actually managed to summon using his new book Demons and How to Summon Them, he wondered if he should go back to that old hag at the Everything you need to dabble in the dark arts Emporium and demand his money back.

"You don't really look much like evil demons from the dark abyss." Said Nekozawa, tilting his to one side. "Well I guess you." He said leaning over to look at the small cloven foot creature with horns, attempting to hide itself, unsuccessfully, behind one of the other beings he had summoned. "You could be considered some kind of devil…" Nekozawa crouched down to get a closer look at the 'devil' who was short fuzzy with horns sticking though a big pink top hat he was wearing. "But your not scary nor bone chilling and have no demonic aura in the least. What kind of poor excuse for a devil are you anyway?"

"I'm not a devil I'm a reindeer dumb ass!" the creature shouts

"Ah! So you can speak the human tongue…interesting." Nekozawa continuing to examine his summons not really listening. "Hmm, I do sense an evil demonic presence among this group… do any of you happen to be carrying a cursed item?"

Nekozawa suddenly finds him with the blade of a sword millimeters under his chin. The Black Magic Club President follows the blade with his eyes, careful not to move his head or else risk losing it, to look up at its owner looming darkly over him.

"Just who the hell are you?" The looming green haired figure asks. He was certainly giving off a demonic aura now. "And for that matter, where the hell are we?"

"Ah! A magnificently cursed sword." Nekozawa says excitedly examining the blade ignoring the inquiries "How delightful."

Nekozawa suddenly finds himself with his legs being swept out from under him and a heavy foot coming down on his chest. "You have five seconds to answer the questions before I kick your head in freak." Says the intimidating blond haired owner of the foot crushing Nekozawa's rib cage. "I was in the middle of serving these two lovely ladies a grand meal I made with love and care. Isn't that right?" The blond turns his head to look over at the ladies he was talking about but they weren't paying any attention.

One Orange haired girl was busy looking at a silver chalice ornate with blood red stones "Hmm this looks really valuable, wonder how much I could fence it for…" She says

"How dare you even dream of pawning away the priceless Nekozawa family heirlooms of the occult?" Nekozawa up and scolding the girl being that the blond was now sulking in the corner, distraught from being ignored when he had been trying to act all cool and badass. Nekozawa couldn't put his finger on it, but the blond sort of reminded him of someone else he knew…

"My, what an interesting collection of books they have here…" Says the other lady, a tall purple haired woman, flipping though the pages of one of Nekozawa's Black Magic books.

"Ah! Yes. Aren't they now?" Nekozawa having a sudden change of attitude finding someone who took an interest in his dark arts fascination.

"These books seem very old." smiles the woman.

"Why yes. They've been passed down within my family for generations." Smiles Nekozawa back.

"Wow! Look at this crazy thing!" Says a straw hated boy, holding up a demonic cat statue scaring the bejezus out of the small devil 'reindeer' creature and a strange long nose boy.

"Ack!" Cries Nekozawa "How dare you lay your hands on one of my Sacred Cat Idols!" He stomps over to take his Sacred Idol from the boy. Yet when he goes to grab the statue out the boy's hands, the hands come with it. Nekozawa pulls harder and sees that the boy's arms were stretching. Nekozawa backs up more and the arms continue to stretch.

Nekozawa looks up at the boy who smiles a wide toothy grin at him. The boy releases the statue and Nekozawa watches stunned as the boys arms snap back into place.

So stunned in fact he drops his precious sacred statue. "Ah!" Nekozawa exclaims as the idol falls towards the ground.

He expects to see it shatter into a million pieces, but it's caught at the last minute.

"Careful now." Says the Purple haired woman. "It would be a shame to loose something so old and valuable.

Nekozawa sighs in relief as he goes to take his precious idol from the woman's hands "Thank you so very mu-" Nekozawa stops short of taking the statue when he notices the hands giving him his statue are not attached to the woman but actually coming out of the floor and that the woman was still on the other side of the room.

"Ah!" exclaims Nekozawa. As he backs away and presses himself against the wall holding out his precious Bereznoff for protection the way a person holds a cross to ward of a vampire. Nekozawa was usually the one scaring the bujeezes out of others with his creepiness; he wasn't use to it being turned around on him. This was definitely a first for him.

He looks back over the strange group he had summoned. Perhaps they were demons from a dark abyss after all. "J-just what are you all anyway." Asks Nekozawa

The straw hat kid steps forward. "I'm Luffy!" he says with a big smile "I'm a rubber man!"

"R-rubber man?" Nekozawa asks puzzled

"I stretch!" He says, and pulls on his cheeks to have them stretch out like rubber. "Shee?" Luffy says with his cheeks all stretched out.

Luffy lets go of his stretched out face and everything snaps back into place. "I ate the Gomu Gomu Devil Fruit, so now I'm a rubber man!" Luffy then points at the small devil/ reindeer creature "This is Chopper. He's a blue nose reindeer who ate the Hito Hito Devil Fruit and so he can talk like a human and stuff." Luffy then points to the Purple haired woman "This is Nico Robin. She ate the Hana Hana Devil Fruit so she can make body parts grow out of anything. This is Zoro." Luffy now pointing at the green haired owner of the cursed sword "Um… He didn't eat any Devil Fruit, neither did the rest… but he's a swords man. This Nami." Pointing at the Orange haired girl who was now examining the gold and ruby crested amulet displayed on a table. "She's a navigator, map maker and thief." Luffy points at the long nose boy "And this is…"

The long nose boy cuts off Luffy "Ha Ha! No need to introduce me Luffy!" The boy says with and air of importance and superiority "Surely he's heard of the Great and Fearless Warrior Captain Ussop! No? Well then I shall tell you the heroic tales of my greatness. Let's see… perhaps Captain Ussop's Tale of Bravery #536…"

Suddenly the heavy heel of the blond comes down on Ussops head "Oh Shut up! No one wants to hear your stupid tall tales right now."

"Ah this is Sanji." Says Luffy "He's our cook. Ah! That reminds me. I'm hungry. Sanji food!" The straw hat boy demands.

Sanji sighs "Figures you'd be hungry at a time like this. We don't even know where we are, let alone if there's a kitchen or anything. How'd we get here anyway? One minute we're sailing on the Grand Line and the next minute we're here…"

"What's with this place anyway?" Says Zoro "It's all dark and everything…"

The group of strange people start talking amongst themselves trying to figure out their situation.

"Rubber man? Devil Fruit? What have I gotten myself into this time?" Nekozawa thinks to himself

What indeed?

Tell me what you think… no point in continuing if no one likes it…