Nothing seems to ever , actually, go wrong in the Camden house. Sure they get into there little shenanigans and such, but they stick together, because nothing is ever that big, that they can not get over it. But what happens when something big occurs, something epic?
The Camdens are driving across the country in their RV and well Ruthie has some news.
You see Ruthie has not really lived u to the Camden standards. She has always wanted to break out of the mold her reverend father and housewife mother have set for her.
Ruthie was a smart girl and she knew that there was one way in which she could shed the Camden saint image forever.
"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you"
"Sure Honey, you can tell us anything you know" Replied Annie with the sincerest tone.
"Well, I am pregnant"
"What the Fudge? (Camdens never curse) Ruthie Camden, stop lying this instant. If this is another ploy to get attention, like the time you danced scantily in your room, we are not buying it"
" No, this is for real"
" Well whose is it?" Eric questioned.
"Martin's"
[ Silence ]
"Yeah like you didn't all see that coming"
Annie turns to Eric, tear-filled "What now?"
" Well, we will pray. God will help us"
"What is God going to do? Perform a spiritual abortion?"
"No, of course not. But maybe an 'accidental' fall down the stairs"
"DAD!"
" Oh no, of course not. I was kidding" Eric tries to save himself.
Annie is not appeased "Eric this is a serious issue"
"I know, Annie, but what can we do? Not even praying will get us out of this one"
" I am going to have this baby. Martin and I are going to get married and live happily ever after"
Eric is not happy " I will get the chastity belt. It is not like Mary needs it anymore, she's married."