A/N I was working on the next chapter of Live Passionately Tonight, but got stuck. While trying to get unstuck, this story idea came to me. It always bothered me that in BIOTA, Rachel says something extremely rude to Kurt, and he doesn't even give her a Die, Bitch face. If it had been me she had been speaking to, I would have...let's just say that scene would have gone a LOT differently. Something like this...

Reviews always welcome.

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Take it Back

It had started when he was three years old, and Jenna Creebler had stolen his My Little Pony blanket. Since then, everything that had ever been special or important to him had been stolen. Cancer had stolen his mom. Finn had stolen his dad's affection. Karofsky had stolen his first kiss. The Warblers had stolen his individuality. But of everyone who had ever stolen anything from him, Rachel Berry had stolen the most.

She had stolen Finn away from him. She had stolen every solo he'd ever coveted. She stole the spotlight and attention that were the only things that had ever made his life feel like it was worth living.

He was damned if he was going to let her steal one more thing from him. Especially not Blaine.

"Who cares about you? I might get a new boyfriend out of this!" Kurt felt his fist clench as the words left the spoiled little Diva's mouth. Something snapped inside him.

"What did you say?" He said, voice low and dangerous. If Rachel had been more perceptive she would have sensed how perilous her situation was. Unfortunately for her, she was too self centered to notice anyone else's feelings.

"What? It's not my fault that Blaine obviously finds my talent and natural beauty attractive and complimentary to his own. It was inevitable that he would seek someone like me for his future mate. Our children will no doubt be perfect in every...AAAHHHHHHHHH"

Kurt found little satisfaction at hearing the hobbit of a girl squeal in horror as the lukewarm coffee drenched her. "What the hell, Kurt?!"

"Listen up you pathetic excuse for a human being! I am so sick of everything being about you!You are nothing but a pathetic spoiled little brat who thinks the entire world should be handed to you on a silver platter! Well guess what? You are NOT the center of the universe! I am done rolling over and letting you walk all over me! Never again will I allow anyone to take what should be mine!"

The sound of the bell above the door drew his attention, and he smirked at the still sputtering girl. "Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to take back my life!"

He stood and walked towards the hazel eyed boy who had just entered the small coffee shop. The shorter male didn't notice him until he'd grabbed him by the lapels and pulled him in until their lips met in a fierce kiss.

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At first Blaine was too startled to respond, but after only a few seconds his hands came up and cupped the taller boy's face, eagerly kissing him back. But before Blaine could deepen the kiss, Kurt pulled away, turned around to grab his bag, and walked away with his head held high, a haughty glare on his face.

Blaine's head was still spinning when the dark haired girl moved to his side. "What do you think has gotten into him?" She asked.

The dapper boy looked her, startled to finding her standing there. "Oh, hello...uh, um..." For the life of him he couldn't recall the girl's name. Of course, she didn't seem to notice that he was distracted.

"So, Blaine, I was wondering if you wanted to go on another date with me?"

Date? With a girl? Why would he...? At last he managed to gather his thoughts. "I'm sorry...Rachel," that was her name, wasn't it? "I'm gay. 100% Capital G Gay."

"Oh. Okay. Wow, this will make great song writing material! I was almost a gay guy's beard!" The petite girl grabbed up her bag, seeming to have forgotten she was still covered in coffee, and ran out of the shop, calling over her shoulder that she had to get home and get her thoughts on paper.

Blaine shook his head. What the hell had just happened?

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A/N I know it's short, but this will be a series of one shots!