Kiwi: I took this thing where you add up like the date you were born and stuff and it said I was a romantic. Weird. So I decided to take a crack at it! If it sucks, blame the Quiz! No flames plz! If I do get some, I will use them to burn your house down! OK its nejiten… With a tiny mentioning of NaruHina. YAY! Suggestions are welcome, but flames… did you read the house part? OK and also I did this Because my friend bet me that I couldn't, So I decided to prove her wrong, so every good review I get, she gives me 5 bucks! YAY! But I mostly did this because of the bet. But I couldn't stand it to be strictly romance, so I, being me, whose motto is "Embrace the total dork in yourself", added humor.

TenTen was walking back to her house with Neji hanging limp on her shoulders, piggy-back style. (AN: Sorry but, TenTen is Chinese… I'm Chinese… She likes weapons… I like weapons… See any resemblance people! I just noticed that… OK back to da story! (BTDS!)) She was furious with Gai and his mini-me with, with, with… this. A drunk and unconscious Neji. 'How did this happen!' She thought for a second. "Oh yeah…"

Flashback

They all stared at Neji, who was smiling a weird drunken smile, covered in sake, and sprawled out on the floor. "What are we going to do with him? One of us has to take him home" TenTen looked at the two freaks in green hopefully. "Gai-sensei, I think you should, because, really the whole thing's your fau" "TENTEN! Look! A distraction!" TenTen turned around, wildly saying, "Huh? What? Where?" Then said, "I can't believe I felt for that." She turned back to Thing 1 and Thing 2, but they had disappeared. She glanced down at the boy on the floor, and said, "Ugh."

End Flashback

'Oh, yeah.' She thought. (AN: I hereby dub Lee as Thing 1 and Gai as Thing 2.) "Man, I'm so stupid!" She half screamed, dropping Neji in the process. Oh, wait. She slapped her forehead, and that was what made her drop Neji. "Agh…" She picked him up and they set off for TenTen's house. Little did they know they were being watched by a Gay and a Bisexual. Guess Who.

TenTen put Neji in her bed, and decided to sleep on the couch, since Neji was a guest, no matter what state he was in. She took a bath and came out in a tank top and a pair of boxer shorts, I guess. She noticed Neji was shivering so she started to pull the covers over him. Next thing she knew, she was under the covers and Neji had his arms wrapped around her. TenTen blushed like crazy, even if he was drunk, she didn't expect him to do that! She tried to squirm free, but Neji wouldn't let go. Since they were facing each other, TenTen looked at his face. She had never been this close to him. She had always loved him, and wasn't ever going to let him go. Or at least she was never going to forget him.

Ever since they had met they had been friends, but TenTen wanted more. She wanted to be with him. She didn't want to lose their friendship over that, so she kept her feelings inside. Neji was starting to feel the same about her too, but being the guy that he was, he wasn't going to admit it. Especially if he wasn't sure if she liked him or not. But really, there were few people who didn't like him. But once the Uchiha had gone away with the transvestite Orochimaru, he had all the girls he could want. And he kept himself open for one girl… but didn't know it yet.

Anyhow, TenTen buried her face into his masculine (?) chest (AN: Should I have used a different word than masculine?) and felt the warmth, and fell asleep.

Kiwi: Romance is not really my thing… so flames… are you sure you read the house part? Anything else is welcome if it's good. Bad reviewsI give my friend 5 dollars. OK Next we find out about the Bi and the Gay.

Next Chapter: The Gay, the Bi, and the perverted.