The greatest Madden ever Thrown

Authours note: This madden story is VERY scary. Please do knot read my story if your heart palpytations cannot handle. this really actually happened to me in real life!

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"Madden 1! Madden2! madden 3! - Hike!" Yelled the reforee as the team teed off. The ball sword threw the air and landed like an explodable bombshell on the court.

The men ran for the ball. They were like machines like CARS. They were too quick to be outran by any one. there leader was named "Big Phat" because he was the phattest guy in town. if he spoke to you, you always tell him nobody could be more phat. Cause he was the phattest guy in all of Shadow City.

Auters note 2 – I made up the name shadow city. Its not a reel place in life because I mAde it up on my own,

BIG Phat jumped up an struck the ball with his KNUCKLES. the team shout loud. I (the writer of this storY) was in the bleachers at the time. Id never seen anything so dope.

"now THAT'S a madden!"" shouted big phat has he pooped and hollered.

without thinking, I rans down the bleechers aand hugged big phat. He huggled me too. "You like madden, BOY?" he sqwuaked. "madden is my life," I replied ""I love watching the strikes!".

Big phta leaned down on one knee and patted my showlder. "you like madden," he said. "well then I give you this once in life opportunety. YOU sHALL be THE BALL!"

Arthurs note: at this point in the story. My ultimate real story begin . for maximum enthrallmentt, YOU pertend YOU are football too!

Without hesytation, I curl my body into tight ball. I close mine mounth and my nostriles to. "remember!" Big Phat crowed, "futbols do nut hav S_O_U_L_S." I nodded and my soul actually flew out of my head! I finally understood madden! i was cold as football could be. My flesh prickly like pig skin.

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befre I knew it, big phat hurled me into the air. I felt free agan. I knew this was the day id get a home run.

Aauthoresn note: my fantasy fotball team waas n

POOOM! I HIT THE FLOORBOARS! Big phat came up and kicked me in mine spinal column. "YOU FOOL!" he spat at me! "you doubted yousELF! We are loosing the game! And its yours fault!" I begin to cry. Real men donut cry but I did. My mom tells me i cry too much because I don't take my medication, but I don't want it cause it tastes like rotted meats. but now my mother was right…. Big phat was right… I was not right.

Suddenly the villain come in the room! :'( :O

"hehh." Dr. Chocula whispered. "looks like this madden in done for. Mine team will be victory!"

"NOOOOOOOoOOOOOooO!" shouted big phat. "This kid has the hope. He has the ability. He is my football! Your rain of teror is over, chocula!

chocula try to run avay, but Biiig Phat catch him with his musclular thighs! "I will break your brain open like popped balloon!" big Phat said said said.

I calmly walk to their side. I then yelled "wait!". "I knows who is responsible for the murder." Suddenly, I unmasked dr. chocula. Suddenly we realized it was COUNT DOOKU from Star Wars: Episode 2: Attack of theclones! Suddenly the count gave up. "I would have gotten away with it too!" he suddenly said. "if it were not for Big Phat and his fuutboll!" sddenly count Dorku was taken to prison.

At first I was sad because we had lost the champianship. But big phat secretly followed me home and came into mine room. "are you going to laugh at me?" I askededed him., "Know." Phat shook his head. He crying with tears! "you are the best friend I have ever had. I think deep in my heart that that was THE GREATEST MADdEN EVER THROWN!"

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