DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything you may recognize from the Harry Potter books.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I was very bored. I just wanted to do something random and silly so I wrote this. The easiest way for me to write something short, random, and funny is to write in script format so that's why I wrote like that. What I did was actually write out who was going to speak by writing their names in random order (repeating every so often) and THEN I wrote the actual dialogue. Enjoy! Please review! I want to know what y'all think!
And now, a very random Harry Potter fanfic that I wrote because I was bored.
(All of this takes place on the Hogwarts grounds outside of the castle)
HARRY: Why are we outside?
RON: Because it was K-Star's idea to make the fanfic happen outside.
HARRY: Who's K-Star?
NEVILLE: The author.
RON: Yeah, what he said.
HARRY: Ok.
RON: So what're we going to do?
NEVILLE: I dunno.
HERMIONE: (approaches group) Whazzuuuup!
RON: Whazzuuuup!
HERMIONE: Nothin' much.
GINNY: (approaches group) Hi guys!
RON: Hey little sis!
NEVILLE: I'm bored.
HARRY: I'm Harry.
FRED: I'm George.
GEORGE: I'm Fred.
RON: Would you guys knock it off?
HERMIONE: I thought it was very funny.
GINNY: Me too.
NEVILLE: (turns to Fred and George) Uhh... which one of you is Fred?
HARRY: (points to the real Fred) He is.
NEVILLE: I thought he said he was George.
SNAPE: (walks by singing the theme song to "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood")
RON: What the bloody hell was that all about?
MALFOY: Oh look! Weasley's confused!
HARRY: Where'd you come from?
MALFOY: None of your beeswax, Potter.
HERMIONE: Just ignore him, Harry.
MALFOY: Oh look! The mudblood's here too!
HARRY, RON, FRED, GEORGE, GINNY, and NEVILLE: SHUT UP, MALFOY!!!!!
HERMIONE: I've had enough of this! (starts advancing on Malfoy)
HAGRID: (Holds Hermione back) Whaddya think yer doin', Hermione?
RON: Malfoy called her a mudblood again.
HERMIONE: I've had enough of his attitude!
HARRY: Haven't we all?
HAGRID: He called her a mudblood again? Hermione, kick his ass!
MALFOY: Oh, so you're gonna fight me now, huh?
HERMIONE: You bet I am!
HARRY: And I'm going to help!
MALFOY: Ooh, I'm so scared! Granger and Potter are going to beat me up! Yeah right!
RON: I'm helping too!
HAGRID: And if you hurt Hermione at all, I'm going to whoop yer ass!
MALFOY: Bring it on, Granger!
HERMIONE: It's already been broughten!
McGONAGALL: Miss Granger!
HERMIONE: What?
McGONAGALL: What's gotten into you?
HERMIONE: I don't know!
HARRY: Malfoy called her a mudblood, Professor.
HAGRID: And now we're gonna kick his ass!
FRED: Yeah! There's gonna be a fight!
GEORGE: Go Hermione!
SNAPE: (walks by singing the Barney song)
RON: Could somebody PLEASE shoot him?
GINNY: (pulls out a gun and shoots Snape)
RON: Thank you.
FRED AND GEORGE: (singing) "Ginny's got a gun..."
MALFOY: So are you going to fight or not, Granger?
NEVILLE: I can't watch! (shuts eyes and curls up into the fetal position)
HERMIONE: That depends, are you ok fighting with a teacher around?
MALFOY: Uh, no.
McGONAGALL: Good choice, or I'd have to expel both of you and I know Miss Granger wouldn't want that to happen.
HERMIONE: (mumbles) I wouldn't mind seeing Malfoy expelled...
DUMBLEDORE: (sees Snape dead on the ground) Who shot Snape?
MALFOY: (Points to Ginny) She did!
DUMBLEDORE: Good job, Miss Weasley! I've been trying to get rid of him for years!
HERMIONE: Why didn't you just fire him?
DUMBLEDORE: Because he threatened to blackmail me if I did.
RON: What did you do?
DUMBLEDORE: That's none of your business. Now everyone go inside, it's getting late!
(Everyone goes inside.)
THE END!