Disclaimer: Me? Own DBZ? Sorrie, I am not THAT good…
A/N: Alrighty, I get to tweak the characters. Videl knows about Saiyaman, but has not cute her hair. It looks mannish short. Sorrie to short haired people. But it does. Hercule Satan is going to be a major dumbass, sorrie if you like him. (yeah, sure) Goten and Trunks will be showing up later, if you like it when they are MiScHiEvOuS and annoy Gohan. A key to symbols: **…** shows someone thinking, with "…" being speech. ^*^*^ is scene change. And hey! Read Chunkymunky241's stuff. She is good. Oh yeah. Please Review when you are finished reading. Cuz it will give me a warm fuzzy feeling. ^_^
Romance Idiots with High Ki ~
Chapter 1- People thinking…always scary…
Gohan fidgeted nervously as the clocked ticked eternal doom…No…Actually, it was just ticking the last five minutes of class. **I wonder if Mom will know if I train today. She has a weird Gohan-did-something-he-wasn't- supposed-to-do-today sense. And it's not like I…hey look! A nickel! ** In typical Son fashion, Gohan dropped the deep thoughts in favor of something shiny.
Videl Satan grimaced at the air headed expression on his face. **And he is the SMART one in the family. ** She gave a shudder at the thought of GOTEN in high school.
RRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!
"Thank Kami it is finally over!" Sharpener exclaimed, jumping into the air. "I don't think I could have taken another minute of old Whateverhernameis. What about you, Videl?" He asked this coyly, easing an arm around her shoulder.
SMACK
Erasa rolled her eyes at Videl's reaction. She was actually a bit surprised that Sharpener escaped with only a slap. She was expecting a full-blown punch. (Honestly, this is VIDEL we are talking about…)
While Gohan scrambled around on the floor looking for his precious nickel, Videl & Co. proceeded to the parking lot. As the group scattered to their respective transports, Gohan came running up to Videl.
"Hey Videl! Wait up!" panted Gohan.
"What is it?" asked Videl as she turned to meet him.
"I was just wondering…are you doing anything right now?
"Not really..."
"Well, do you want to go somewhere to train with me? Because Vegeta scares me, my dad isn't here, Krillin is 'otherwise occupied' with 18, and Piccolo is meditating this week… so you are the only one who KNOWS about me (A/N: about Saiyaman…^_^) who is available…"
"Well, when you put it that way, how can I refuse?" said Videl. **I wish there was another reason you wanted to be with me** thought Videl… "We can go to my house. My father is out endorsing some lame product again, and we will have the house to ourselves." **I can think of something else I'd like to do with the house to ourselves** Videl tried to suppress a grin at the thought…
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BEHIND THE SATAN MANSION
"Ow, dammit that hurt!"
"Well if you stopped squirming, I wouldn't have to use so much force!"
"Gomen Gohan, It's been so long since I have done this with anyone."
"Yeah, I get to do it everyday, so it has become almost second nature."
"Lucky…this room is usually being used by my dad and one of his bimbo followers for a photo shoot or something."
"Well, my mom usually flips out whenever she sees me doing it. I hafta hide whenever she comes along."
"Geez, I never knew sparring was this complicated. Can we take a break for a minute?"
"Sure Videl." Gohan floated down with a rugged looking Videl following. Her hair had escaped its bands, and was flowing down the back of her oversized shirt. Sweat glistened on her forehead, but she wiped it off with one hand. The sun was just setting, and Gohan could see it behind her. **She is so beautiful. I wish I could just hold her…** he thought, then realized what he had just thought, and blushed a deep red.
"Gohan, what is the matter? You look flushed," Videl commented, putting one hand on his face. "Are you okay? You do feel a bit warm."
"Oh no, I'm fine. Just tired is all. From training. I am tired from training. Yeah…" Gohan stuttered quickly as he pulled away from her touch.
"Well all right. Let's go inside and get you something to drink." Videl urged. Gohan started towards the large house. **Come back, come back…I want to touch you again. Gohan…** Videl shook her head. ** Voice in my brain, I command you to stop putting odd thoughts in my mind. They may stay there, and that would be bad. And complicated…He is one of my best friends! We fight CRIME together. Not exactly romantic. Ah well…He is still really cute…** She sighed and tilted her head… "DAMMIT. STOP!"
Gohan gave a start and froze. "What did I do??"
Videl, looking panicked, ran up to him and exclaimed. "It's not you, it's me! Nothing… I mean…never mind. Let's just go in, shall we?" She chuckled half-heartedly, and wandered inside the mansion, wide-eyed and muttering.
Gohan followed, looking puzzled. ** And I thought I was the weird one. *
Videl scurried around to get drinks for herself and the demi-saiyan. She picked up some sodas and set them on the table, all the while avoiding his glance. **Can't look at him, can't look at him, might say something stoopid…**
"So, Videl…nice weather we've been having, don't you think?" inquired Gohan.
"What? Oh, yeah. Sure Gohan. Um, it's all sunny. That is nice," Videl sheepishly responded, squinting into the light filtering through the windows.
Gohan just stared at her, at the way the sunlight framed her face. **I have a crush…**
Videl noticed his intent gaze, and couldn't help but return it. **I wonder what he is thinking…Maybe he is wondering if we should get back to training. Maybe he wants to something to eat. Maybe I should…not think about this too much…** She jumped up, breaking Gohan's concentration. "You want something to eat?"
"No, I'm good."
"How about a pop tart? An Eggo? Umm…"
"Really Videl, I'm not hungry."
"Wow, that is something new. Are you sure, I mean, I can make something, it is not that hard, I can do it, really! I mean, all I hafta do is…"
"Videl, will you go out with me?" asked the ever-inquisitive Son.
Videl promptly dropped the glass she had been carrying. It shattered into thousands of crystalline fragments. "Um…what?"
"Will. You. Go. Out. With. Me. Question Mark."
"Uh… I have to clean this up," replied Videl, as if that had anything to do with the question.
"Here, let me help," suggested Gohan.
"Um, okay. Thanks," replied the now flustered Satan. She bent down and started to wipe up some of the glass shards with a towel. The smiling Son also crouched down, to the point where their heads were almost touching. She looked up, surprise in her eyes. He decided to take advantage of the moment and leaned in…She leaned in too and…
"Oh yeah, this is me afta I beat Cell, hmm. Yeah, it was great. Yeah, these are my big muscles…" Ahh, the ever-charming voice of Hercule Satan, the greatest liar of whatever century the Z crew happens to be in. And with him, the charming visage of an empty- headed blonde…whatever was she doing there…?
"Oh shit," was all Videl had to say. Quicker than *humanly* possible, Gohan was out the back door and into the sky. **Dammit. THISCLOSE…and nothing…I hope my father rots. Now my bird has flown. Flown like a frickin bird. Like Goten, Goten is a birdie. Why did my DEARest father have to come home NOW…of all times…** She sighed, knowing that her father would probably never change, never grow up, and (worst of all) never let her date.
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LATER THAT NIGHT
10:02 PM
**He is such a nerd.**
10:06 PM
**He really is dorky…**
10:38 PM
**Complete geek.**
11:14 PM
** Why am I still thinking about him? I don't even like him…sure, he is hot…but HONESTLY!!! This is getting RIDICULOUS…**
12:23 AM
**I NEED SLEEP. GO AWAY MENTAL GOHAN! **
1:49 AM
**DAMMIT. WHY MEEE?? Voice-in-my-mind, I warned you that this would happen… SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!?!** Videl then sighed in frustration, knowing that she would NeVeR get to sleep. She was a bit confused about the thoughts that had taken up permanent residence, but resigned herself to them. She then pulled on some sweat pants and running shoes and tied her hair back. Videl gently opened up her window and floated noiselessly to the ground. She was about to commence a small run, but paused…
**Screw jogging. I need a drink. **
A/N: Alrighty, I get to tweak the characters. Videl knows about Saiyaman, but has not cute her hair. It looks mannish short. Sorrie to short haired people. But it does. Hercule Satan is going to be a major dumbass, sorrie if you like him. (yeah, sure) Goten and Trunks will be showing up later, if you like it when they are MiScHiEvOuS and annoy Gohan. A key to symbols: **…** shows someone thinking, with "…" being speech. ^*^*^ is scene change. And hey! Read Chunkymunky241's stuff. She is good. Oh yeah. Please Review when you are finished reading. Cuz it will give me a warm fuzzy feeling. ^_^
Romance Idiots with High Ki ~
Chapter 1- People thinking…always scary…
Gohan fidgeted nervously as the clocked ticked eternal doom…No…Actually, it was just ticking the last five minutes of class. **I wonder if Mom will know if I train today. She has a weird Gohan-did-something-he-wasn't- supposed-to-do-today sense. And it's not like I…hey look! A nickel! ** In typical Son fashion, Gohan dropped the deep thoughts in favor of something shiny.
Videl Satan grimaced at the air headed expression on his face. **And he is the SMART one in the family. ** She gave a shudder at the thought of GOTEN in high school.
RRRRIIIINNNNGGGGG!!!!!
"Thank Kami it is finally over!" Sharpener exclaimed, jumping into the air. "I don't think I could have taken another minute of old Whateverhernameis. What about you, Videl?" He asked this coyly, easing an arm around her shoulder.
SMACK
Erasa rolled her eyes at Videl's reaction. She was actually a bit surprised that Sharpener escaped with only a slap. She was expecting a full-blown punch. (Honestly, this is VIDEL we are talking about…)
While Gohan scrambled around on the floor looking for his precious nickel, Videl & Co. proceeded to the parking lot. As the group scattered to their respective transports, Gohan came running up to Videl.
"Hey Videl! Wait up!" panted Gohan.
"What is it?" asked Videl as she turned to meet him.
"I was just wondering…are you doing anything right now?
"Not really..."
"Well, do you want to go somewhere to train with me? Because Vegeta scares me, my dad isn't here, Krillin is 'otherwise occupied' with 18, and Piccolo is meditating this week… so you are the only one who KNOWS about me (A/N: about Saiyaman…^_^) who is available…"
"Well, when you put it that way, how can I refuse?" said Videl. **I wish there was another reason you wanted to be with me** thought Videl… "We can go to my house. My father is out endorsing some lame product again, and we will have the house to ourselves." **I can think of something else I'd like to do with the house to ourselves** Videl tried to suppress a grin at the thought…
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BEHIND THE SATAN MANSION
"Ow, dammit that hurt!"
"Well if you stopped squirming, I wouldn't have to use so much force!"
"Gomen Gohan, It's been so long since I have done this with anyone."
"Yeah, I get to do it everyday, so it has become almost second nature."
"Lucky…this room is usually being used by my dad and one of his bimbo followers for a photo shoot or something."
"Well, my mom usually flips out whenever she sees me doing it. I hafta hide whenever she comes along."
"Geez, I never knew sparring was this complicated. Can we take a break for a minute?"
"Sure Videl." Gohan floated down with a rugged looking Videl following. Her hair had escaped its bands, and was flowing down the back of her oversized shirt. Sweat glistened on her forehead, but she wiped it off with one hand. The sun was just setting, and Gohan could see it behind her. **She is so beautiful. I wish I could just hold her…** he thought, then realized what he had just thought, and blushed a deep red.
"Gohan, what is the matter? You look flushed," Videl commented, putting one hand on his face. "Are you okay? You do feel a bit warm."
"Oh no, I'm fine. Just tired is all. From training. I am tired from training. Yeah…" Gohan stuttered quickly as he pulled away from her touch.
"Well all right. Let's go inside and get you something to drink." Videl urged. Gohan started towards the large house. **Come back, come back…I want to touch you again. Gohan…** Videl shook her head. ** Voice in my brain, I command you to stop putting odd thoughts in my mind. They may stay there, and that would be bad. And complicated…He is one of my best friends! We fight CRIME together. Not exactly romantic. Ah well…He is still really cute…** She sighed and tilted her head… "DAMMIT. STOP!"
Gohan gave a start and froze. "What did I do??"
Videl, looking panicked, ran up to him and exclaimed. "It's not you, it's me! Nothing… I mean…never mind. Let's just go in, shall we?" She chuckled half-heartedly, and wandered inside the mansion, wide-eyed and muttering.
Gohan followed, looking puzzled. ** And I thought I was the weird one. *
Videl scurried around to get drinks for herself and the demi-saiyan. She picked up some sodas and set them on the table, all the while avoiding his glance. **Can't look at him, can't look at him, might say something stoopid…**
"So, Videl…nice weather we've been having, don't you think?" inquired Gohan.
"What? Oh, yeah. Sure Gohan. Um, it's all sunny. That is nice," Videl sheepishly responded, squinting into the light filtering through the windows.
Gohan just stared at her, at the way the sunlight framed her face. **I have a crush…**
Videl noticed his intent gaze, and couldn't help but return it. **I wonder what he is thinking…Maybe he is wondering if we should get back to training. Maybe he wants to something to eat. Maybe I should…not think about this too much…** She jumped up, breaking Gohan's concentration. "You want something to eat?"
"No, I'm good."
"How about a pop tart? An Eggo? Umm…"
"Really Videl, I'm not hungry."
"Wow, that is something new. Are you sure, I mean, I can make something, it is not that hard, I can do it, really! I mean, all I hafta do is…"
"Videl, will you go out with me?" asked the ever-inquisitive Son.
Videl promptly dropped the glass she had been carrying. It shattered into thousands of crystalline fragments. "Um…what?"
"Will. You. Go. Out. With. Me. Question Mark."
"Uh… I have to clean this up," replied Videl, as if that had anything to do with the question.
"Here, let me help," suggested Gohan.
"Um, okay. Thanks," replied the now flustered Satan. She bent down and started to wipe up some of the glass shards with a towel. The smiling Son also crouched down, to the point where their heads were almost touching. She looked up, surprise in her eyes. He decided to take advantage of the moment and leaned in…She leaned in too and…
"Oh yeah, this is me afta I beat Cell, hmm. Yeah, it was great. Yeah, these are my big muscles…" Ahh, the ever-charming voice of Hercule Satan, the greatest liar of whatever century the Z crew happens to be in. And with him, the charming visage of an empty- headed blonde…whatever was she doing there…?
"Oh shit," was all Videl had to say. Quicker than *humanly* possible, Gohan was out the back door and into the sky. **Dammit. THISCLOSE…and nothing…I hope my father rots. Now my bird has flown. Flown like a frickin bird. Like Goten, Goten is a birdie. Why did my DEARest father have to come home NOW…of all times…** She sighed, knowing that her father would probably never change, never grow up, and (worst of all) never let her date.
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LATER THAT NIGHT
10:02 PM
**He is such a nerd.**
10:06 PM
**He really is dorky…**
10:38 PM
**Complete geek.**
11:14 PM
** Why am I still thinking about him? I don't even like him…sure, he is hot…but HONESTLY!!! This is getting RIDICULOUS…**
12:23 AM
**I NEED SLEEP. GO AWAY MENTAL GOHAN! **
1:49 AM
**DAMMIT. WHY MEEE?? Voice-in-my-mind, I warned you that this would happen… SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!?!** Videl then sighed in frustration, knowing that she would NeVeR get to sleep. She was a bit confused about the thoughts that had taken up permanent residence, but resigned herself to them. She then pulled on some sweat pants and running shoes and tied her hair back. Videl gently opened up her window and floated noiselessly to the ground. She was about to commence a small run, but paused…
**Screw jogging. I need a drink. **