Bonjour!! Ok, I don't own Naruto nor any one from the show blah blah blah. Anyway, read this story and you will laugh. Trust me, there's nothing better than a horny pissed of Sasuke!!
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"Alright guys, today, your missions are to-…..Ok, where's Naruto? You guys are 16 now and Chunnin. There is no excuse for not showing up."
Kakashi was in charge of giving out missions to the chunnins, but he was one short. He had given almost everyone their missions until he noticed Naruto was missing.
"Alright, change of missions, Sakura, yours is still the same, but Sasuke, your new mission is to find Naruto and bring him here." Sasuke arched an eyebrow at the masked jounin. "Why do I have to find that dobe?" "Well, because I just informed that your mission just got accomplished by another ninja, so go find him."
Kakashi vanished in a cloud of smoke before Sasuke got a chance to complain. "Whatever, Alright dobe, where could you be?" No one knew, but Sasuke had a crush on Naruto ever since they shared their accidental kiss. From that moment on, Sasuke couldn't bugging the blonde because he found his outbursts adorable.
"Ok, he usually goes to the ramen shop" When Sasuke arrived there, there was no sign of the knuckle head. "Old man, has Naruto been here?" Sasuke asked the ramen shop owner. "Naruto? No, he hasn't been here all day, but he was here last night." With that bit of information, Sasuke headed off to a different place.
"Alright, he's not there. Maybe he's at the hokage mountain." As Sasuke got there, he saw Sakura eating like there was no tomorrow. "Uh, Sakura? Have you seen Naruto up here?" Sakura quickly looked up at Sasuke and spat out the food that was in her mouth which caused Sasuke to make a disgusted face. "Oh! Sasuke! No, I haven't seen him up here, but enough about Naruto, you wanna have some food with me?" Sasuke rolled and his eyes and sighed. "No thanks Sakura." The pink haired kunoichi tried tp make a sad face. "Please Sasuke-kun?" Sakura tried to put on a flirtatious face and seductively slide a finger down her flat chest. "No Sakura. Besides, I don't like you and never will because A- I don't like you and B- I'm gay." With that said, Sasuke walked away leaving Sakura speechless.
"Dobe, you better be near somewhere before I get impatient and kill you." Sasuke was walking around Konoha completely out of his mind. He had been looking for Naruto for about three hours since 8 in the morning and it was now eleven. " Where the HELL ARE YOU YA USURATONKASHI! I swear Naruto, if I find you, I'll screw you up till you can't walk for weeks!!" Sasuke was breathing heavily due to his little outburst until an old woman tapped him on the shoulder. "Excuse me young man, you're looking for Naruto Uzumaki am I correct? Well, if you are, you'll find him in his apartment. He looked very tired and beat when he went in. I think he said something about fighting his grandma, I'm nit so sure, but you'll find him there." The woman pointed out Naruto's apartment building and smiled. "Thank you ma'am. "
Sasuke sighed as he made his way to the building. 'of all places where I thought you would be dobe, you end up being home. And as for the outbuerst I made a while ago, It's so coming true.'
Sasuke was at Naruto's door and knocked, but no one answered. He got tired of waitting and teleported himself inside. When inside, he looked around and what he saw was………….
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Cliff hanger!! What was it that Sasuke saw!! Omg!! I'm not nice for making a cliffy, oh well!! Any who, this story's only gonna be like 2 or three chapters long. Well, review and tell me what you think!!