"Hey, Kenny." said Craig

"Yeah?" Said Kenny

"You can't laugh at me when I ask this." Stated Craig but he knew he was gonna laugh anyways.

"Dude, I won't laugh, I promise." Said Kenny

"Um... What's it like being drunk?" Nervously said Craig

Kenny started laughing fucking so hard and then he realized his best friend was serious.

"Wait you never been drunk before?" Asked Kenny

"No, dumbass that why I asked." defensively said Craig

"What about high?" eagerly asked Kenny.

"No." answered Craig

Suddenly Kenny got up and walked downstairs, then he went into his moms and dads room. He came back with a 48 pack of Budlight,
56 ounces of weed, a bible, and a lighter.

"Why the fuck do you need a bible?" Asked Craig

"To roll the joints." Quickly answered Kenny

"That's offensive," said Craig "I love it!"

"You ready?" Asked Kenny

"First tell me what it's like." Craig said while looking away. Kenny can tell he was nervous.

"Being drunk is like being in heaven, until you start vomiting." Said Kenny while laughing.

Craig knew wouldn't get a straight answer,

"Fuck it." Said Craig even though he was scared.

Craig opened the pack of beer.

"That's my boy." said Kenny acting as if his son just won Valedictorian.

Craig passed Kenny a can.

"Thanks man." Said Kenny

They both opened their beer and clicked them together and took one big gulp.

"Dude!" said Craig. He seemed alarmed.

"What?" Asked Kenny

"This is fucking sweet!" said Craig

Within 30 minuets Craig felt as if he can walk on water. He was fucking
hammered.

"Uh dude, I think you need to slow down." Laughed Kenny who was also hammered.

Suddenly Craig remembered something.

"What about the weed?" Hiccuped Craig

"Ok you ready?" Asked Kenny

Kenny crushed up the weed. Put it into a straight line on a 2 by 4 inch paper. At the corner of the bible it had the word Luke 1. And rolled it.

"You can have the first." said Kenny.

Kenny lighted it for his best friend.
Craig took a big hit. Then passed it to Kenny.

"Dude your a natural." stated Kenny while passing the joint back.

"Thanks." Laughed Craig, he passed it to Kenny.

"Hey watch this." Said Kenny. He took a hit and blew all the smoke into Craig's face.

All of the sudden, they looked into each others eyes and kissed. Kenny quickly pulled back.

"Wh-what was that?" Asked Craig, he had a little grin on his face.

"I don't know." Said Kenny looking down. "But I liked it."

Then all of the sudden Kenny was on top of Craig, making out with him. Craig was rubbing his fingers through Kenny's blonde hair. Kenny got Craig's shirt off and slowly moving down. Kenny was unzipping Craig's pants while Craig was taking off Kenny's parka. Kenny was moving farther and farther down until

"Wait!" Yelled Craig

"What?" Asked Kenny

"Condoms"

Kenny went through the already removed clothes pile and grabbed two condoms.

"Trojan man!" Screamed Craig

Kenny laughed "Now where were we?"

Craig was prompt up against a wall and Kenny didn't mind getting teabagged. Kenny was carrying Craig to the bed. He slowly climbed back to the top and made out with Craig. In between Kenny's Heavy breaths he said "turn around." Then Craig turned. "Do you want doggy style" asked Kenny.

"Yes!" Gasped Craig.

Craig got on to his hands and knees. Kenny positions himself behind Craig, and inserts his dick into his ass. And Kenny ejaculated.
He pulled out. They both laid their, faces red as a lobster, out of breath, tired.

"That was great." Said Craig

"I know." Agreed Kenny

Then they cuddled and made out some more then fell asleep.