OK, so once there was this super wonderful banana thing that was like, wonderful.
People all over the world tried to kidnap it but its faithful owner, super dog thing, was
like, super powerful.
But then, one day Kisame, this like, super fish guy was like, walking and he was like,
evil and shit. So he was walking and then he like, tripped on a cat. So when he got up he
was like, you is deathafied biatch.
But the cat was like no and he, like, became a gigantic nose. And then Kisame was like
evil water thingy power and his hand turned into a hose.
He sprayed the nose and it ran away. But then it like, left a note saying the wonderful
banana is cool. So Kisame was like omg! I want a banana. So thus begun Kisames
wonderful adventure for a banana.
Kisame was then like walking again, but then he got to this like, really poor village and
they were all like, on crack so they were like lets eat that fish.
But Kisame was like no and he took out this, like, really ugly sword and was like die
cracka and whacked them with it.
Then he like, turned into water, and got evaporated, and he went to the lair of the super
dog thing. And the super dog thing was likećOMG! Im ninja! Then they got into this
huge fight, and both of them were like sweaty and stuff. Then Kisame ate him. And then
he ate the banana, which had the super powerful power of turning your skin purple.
Then Kisame ate a cat.
The end!11!1 one!11!1!1!11!cat!1!1