{Kumi Rosie Frogtable walks out of the King Head and sings:}
Kumi: Charming Froggers,
With jolly happy Leapsters...
{Kumi gets bumped into the well by Lily Frog.}
Lily: Singing frogs that you've seen before,
Everyone should close the door.
Jeremy Frogtable, Nicholas Frogtable, and Frank Frogtable: Frogtables like you and me...
{Leap appears.}}
Leap: All made by Jeremy.
{Thomas the Tank Engine trains, all watch Lily dance on a fountain, but then they get confused/curious.}
Lily: {singing} Look at me, I'm just an adorable frog! Look at me, I'm like a cute little dog.
Yoshbert: She says she's singing, so how can you tell?
Zookeeper Guy: The animals are going so well...
Lily: You're just crazy because I sing so well, la la la la la la la la! {Lily runs off while singing "la la la". Cut to Dot Warner eating popcorn.}
Dot Warner: This frog just couldn't get more boring.
{Leap and Tad appear, popping out of the popcorn.}
Leap and Tad: That's because she's so adoring!
Yoshi: This cute little frog just makes me want to barf in the morning - GOOF! {as Yoshi's tongue gets stuck on an apple tree by Leap}
Leap: Now move to another verse, darling!
{At the window, Princess Peach is baking a cake, and puts it on a windowsill. Lily appears}
Lily: Have some cake!
{Tad pops out of the cake}
Tad: I'll eat it!
{Kermit and Miss Piggy walk out.}
Kermit: Away, away, where no one believes it.
{Lily appears, walking and singing.}
Lily: La la la la la la la la-
{Miss Piggy slaps Kermit...}
Miss Piggy: Hiya!
{...and Kermit gets thrown to a tree.}
Sonic the Hedgehog: She's making me go slow...
{Leap and Tad appear, squashing Sonic to death.}
Sonic: {as a flat pancake} NOOOOOO! I can't tell what this frog is up to though...
Kumi, Frank, Nicholas, & Jeremy: But she really is a happy frog, adorable, but a happy frog, she's really, really, pretty!
Lily: La laaaa-
{Kumi, Frank, Nicholas & Jeremy close Lily Frog's mouth and sing:}
Kumi, Frank, Nicholas & Jeremy: That's Lily!
Now get on with it, silly!
