Are You Slow?
Drusilla_A
Rating: Pg-13
riley dies...as always!
Disclaimer: Again not mine! If I did riley would have went out with a bang. One season
ago! He would have been tortured...Angelus style with the five torture methods. Hot,
Cold, Loud, Blunt, Sharp- sorry. I know. I'm a twisted, twisted person. Joss did it!
"Buffy? Look behind you. There's a guy staring at you." Willow said gesturing past Buffy.
Willow, Buffy, and the rest of the gang (including Oz and Cordelia. Hell even Anya.), were at The
Bronze.
"Really? Who is it?" At Willows' shrug she turned around to see a nerdy looking boy staring
straight at her. At his thumbs up and crooked tooth smile she turned around quickly.
"Buffy's got an admirer. Your dream man." Xander taunted then taking a sip from his cola.
"I already have my dream man, thank you." Buffy took a glance at the door, then looked back at
mystery geek, and with a grimace turned back around.
"Ugh. Buffy throw something at him so he'll stop looking this way. His ugliness is disturbing me."
Anya said scrunching her nose at him.
"Oh God. He's coming over here. I don't associate with losers. Present company excluded, of
course." Cordelia said. They all shot glares at her. "Just kidding."
He walked to the table then in an attempt to look casual leaned against a near-by post. He missed
the post and fell over Xander shoe that 'suddenly appeared'. He fell flat on his face, but almost
immediately got up.
Oz looked at him and shook his head, "That's just sad."
"Hi. My name's riley. You here all alone?" He said, obviously not knowing he had a large wad of
bubble gum matted on his hair.
"Are you slow? Don't you see all of us? Anyway, who asked for your name?" Cordelia said
rolling her eyes at the thing.
"Look... riley? Um I'm involve-" She was cut off by Angel strolling to their table. Not noticing
riley, he gave Buffy a kiss and stood behind her.
"Buffy. Who's your friend?" Angel wrapped his arms around her.
Just as Buffy was about to answer riley jumped in, "I'm riley. Are you uh, Buffy's brother?"
"Give me a break, fishy. You just learned her name." Xander said preparing to trip the bugger
again.
"I'm not her brother." Angel answered not looking amused.
"Well uh...he's your cousin right?" riley asked with a hopeful look.
"No. He's not. Now go away. You're annoying." Anya supplied with an agitated look.
"Anya that wasn't nice." Xander said although he was smiling.
"So. I was truthful at least. You always tell me to be truthul. but now I am an you get-"
"Oh that's all right. I get that all the time. So Buffy what do you say if we go out sometime?"
"No. I'm going out with Angel. Get it?" Buffy put bluntly. She gestured, with her head, for riley
to go away before Angel became pissed.
"Well maybe I could uh, sit with you?" Before anyone could answer no, he pulled a chair up from
another table.
"You are one dense bastard." Oz said scooting his chair away from him.
"So. What were you talking about?" without waiting for a response he continued, "You know I'm
from Iowa. Born and raised."
"Are we supposed to be impressed by your in-bred qualities?" Anya asked obviously bored.
"Listen, I don't think Buffy wants you here. I suggest that you leave." Angel said ready to
pounce.
"Oh. But the way you just looked at me...it was...passionate." riley lower lip started to quiver.
"Passionate?" Willow aked incredulously, "You were drooling at her. If you won't go then we
will."
"No," He sniffed and bit back his tears, "Buffy, I shall go. I'll see you later." He let out a sob and
ran from the table.
Buffy saw the starving vampire that followed him out th door, but did or said nothing about it.
"Was he slow?"
THE VERY LAME ENDING
Drusilla_A
Rating: Pg-13
riley dies...as always!
Disclaimer: Again not mine! If I did riley would have went out with a bang. One season
ago! He would have been tortured...Angelus style with the five torture methods. Hot,
Cold, Loud, Blunt, Sharp- sorry. I know. I'm a twisted, twisted person. Joss did it!
"Buffy? Look behind you. There's a guy staring at you." Willow said gesturing past Buffy.
Willow, Buffy, and the rest of the gang (including Oz and Cordelia. Hell even Anya.), were at The
Bronze.
"Really? Who is it?" At Willows' shrug she turned around to see a nerdy looking boy staring
straight at her. At his thumbs up and crooked tooth smile she turned around quickly.
"Buffy's got an admirer. Your dream man." Xander taunted then taking a sip from his cola.
"I already have my dream man, thank you." Buffy took a glance at the door, then looked back at
mystery geek, and with a grimace turned back around.
"Ugh. Buffy throw something at him so he'll stop looking this way. His ugliness is disturbing me."
Anya said scrunching her nose at him.
"Oh God. He's coming over here. I don't associate with losers. Present company excluded, of
course." Cordelia said. They all shot glares at her. "Just kidding."
He walked to the table then in an attempt to look casual leaned against a near-by post. He missed
the post and fell over Xander shoe that 'suddenly appeared'. He fell flat on his face, but almost
immediately got up.
Oz looked at him and shook his head, "That's just sad."
"Hi. My name's riley. You here all alone?" He said, obviously not knowing he had a large wad of
bubble gum matted on his hair.
"Are you slow? Don't you see all of us? Anyway, who asked for your name?" Cordelia said
rolling her eyes at the thing.
"Look... riley? Um I'm involve-" She was cut off by Angel strolling to their table. Not noticing
riley, he gave Buffy a kiss and stood behind her.
"Buffy. Who's your friend?" Angel wrapped his arms around her.
Just as Buffy was about to answer riley jumped in, "I'm riley. Are you uh, Buffy's brother?"
"Give me a break, fishy. You just learned her name." Xander said preparing to trip the bugger
again.
"I'm not her brother." Angel answered not looking amused.
"Well uh...he's your cousin right?" riley asked with a hopeful look.
"No. He's not. Now go away. You're annoying." Anya supplied with an agitated look.
"Anya that wasn't nice." Xander said although he was smiling.
"So. I was truthful at least. You always tell me to be truthul. but now I am an you get-"
"Oh that's all right. I get that all the time. So Buffy what do you say if we go out sometime?"
"No. I'm going out with Angel. Get it?" Buffy put bluntly. She gestured, with her head, for riley
to go away before Angel became pissed.
"Well maybe I could uh, sit with you?" Before anyone could answer no, he pulled a chair up from
another table.
"You are one dense bastard." Oz said scooting his chair away from him.
"So. What were you talking about?" without waiting for a response he continued, "You know I'm
from Iowa. Born and raised."
"Are we supposed to be impressed by your in-bred qualities?" Anya asked obviously bored.
"Listen, I don't think Buffy wants you here. I suggest that you leave." Angel said ready to
pounce.
"Oh. But the way you just looked at me...it was...passionate." riley lower lip started to quiver.
"Passionate?" Willow aked incredulously, "You were drooling at her. If you won't go then we
will."
"No," He sniffed and bit back his tears, "Buffy, I shall go. I'll see you later." He let out a sob and
ran from the table.
Buffy saw the starving vampire that followed him out th door, but did or said nothing about it.
"Was he slow?"
THE VERY LAME ENDING