A/N: Alright, listen up:

1) I DO NOT OWN ANY OF RICK ROIDAN"S BOOKS, CHARACTERS, PLOTS, AND, ETC. So, please, nobody sue.

2) This Percy is Fem!Percy and is much different. Smart, strategic, etc.

3) Sally is dead. In this book at least. I need Kenzie (Fem!Percy) to be unattached so she can take a little more risk and a little more time out of the mortal world.

4)I have no freaking clue who I'll pair Kenzie up with yet. Suggestions are appreciated.

5) Last thing. Promise. For now. There will be swearing and suggestive themes. Just a BTW.

NOW, ON WITH THE STORY!

I have a love-hate relationship with the Fates.

See, 'm a half-blood. Yes, that kind of half-blood. The half-god kind. And yes, before you ask, the so-called "myths" are true.

Being a half-blood gives anyone a dangerous life. Most of us die painful, nasty deaths. And, if you're not on Hades' good side, you'll have a painful afterlife too.

So, basically, pain all around. Yeah, it's a really nice way to live. Note the Sarcasm.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

My name is Kenzie Marie Calypso Jackson.

I am the daughter of Poseidon, legacy of Mercury, champion and favorite niece of Hades, and Savior of a bunch of stuff, and and a load of other titles.

This is my story.