A/N: Okay, a weird fic about Harry, Ron, and Herm becoming anamagi. Please note that it is a great insult to Ron, so if you like Ron, please don't read this or don't be offended by it.
Harry, Herm and Ron are in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom mixing up a potion…
Herm: Okay guys, all we need to do now is drink the potion, and we will be able to turn into the animal we are best suited to be.
Harry: Okay, ready Ron?
Ron: Yeah, I can't wait to find out what animal I'm gonna be!
Herm: Well, here it goes… (They all drink potion)
Harry: Ugh, that tasted horrible… I don't feel any different, do you think it worked?
Ron: I dunno, what is the spell again, Herm?
Herm: Animagious Transformus! (She turns into a brown tabby cat with a bushy tail)
Harry: Wow! Animagious Transformus!! (He turns into a white owl with green eyes and dark feathers around his eyes in the shape of his glasses)
Ron: Well, I guess it's my turn… I hope I'm a lion… Animagious Transformus!!! (He turns into a bright orange jellyfish)
Herm: Oh no! He'll suffocate, quick, put him in the toilet!
Harry: Ewww, He's all slimy!
Herm: Fine, I'll do it! (She picks Ron up in her teeth and drops him into a toilet)
Ron: (In a gurgly voice) Thanks Herm, What am I? I can't see and I'm all wet!
Harry: Uh, you don't know??
Ron: No, tell me!
Herm: Uh, you're, kind of, um, a jellyfish
Ron: My ears must be plugged, it sounded like you said "jellyfish"
Harry: (whispering to Herm) Do jellyfish even have ears?
Herm: I guess, anyways, Ron, you heard right you're a jellyfish.
Ron: Oh the shame!!
Herm: Well, just turn back! Say Animagious Untransformus! (She turns back into a human)
Ron: Uh, okay… Animagious Untransformus!!! Is it working??
Harry: Not really…
Ron: OH NO! AM I GONNA BE LIKE THIS FOREVER????
Herm: Oh, my, let me look in the potion book (skims a couple of pages) Oh no! It says that anamagism should not be attempted by, and I quote, "Tall gangly 17-year-old boys with red hair, freckles, and 6 siblings" un-quote.
Harry: Okay, that's kinda weird
Ron: HELP ME!!!
Herm: I don't know what to do, Ron…
Harry: Maybe it won't be too bad being a jellyfish for the rest of your life… (Harry flies up and accidentally lands on the flusher)
Herm: HARRY! Look what you just did! You flushed him!
Harry: (Looking down into the toilet) Oops.
A/N: I know, kinda weird. You can tell I don't like Ron much… actually he's just fun to make fun of, so please don't be offended. And please Review! Thanx-- KittyAngel