Soooo, My first Parody/fan fiction! WOOOO!

I'm really bored and I don't know what to do for an intro

Lionblaze wiped the counters with a dirty dishcloth, wanting to gag. This place is disgusting! He thought, waiting for the first fat costumer to barge in.

Just then, a REALLY fat black tom nearly broke the doors down. Lionblaze didn't know who it was, until he heard the muffled voice mutter after dropping his CatPhone. Breezepelt.

"Hello, welcome to Burger King. What do you want. You fat pig." He said the last sentence under his breath.

"A double cheese, no, make it a triple burger with large fries and large milkshake."

"Umm, is this what you eat every day, Breezepelt?" Lionblaze raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah, so?" He sneered. "Just get me mah food."

Lionblaze sighed and turned around. "ONE TRIPLE BURGER AND LARGE FRIES AND A LARGE MILKSHAKE."

"Lionblaze, is that you?" an old voice croaked.

"C-Crowfeather? What are YOU doing here?"

"I could ask you the same thing. I thought you were working at the dealership." Crowfeather scowled.

"Yeah, well, you see…"

"You got fired." He concluded for him.

"… Yeah…" He responded.

"Hehe, serves you right." He continued finishing the order. He handed it to him. Lionblaze gave it to Breezepelt and he scarfed it down.

Then, a nice familiar orange she-cat walked through the doors. "Lionblaze! What are you doing here!" Squirrelflight said a little disappointed. "I thought you were working at the dealership."

"I was laid off…"

"Okay, So I have a blind child, a dead child, and a child working at burger king?"

"We're not technically your children..."

"Shut up."

"It's either you talk or order, I've got kits to feed." He sighs.

"What? You never told me that!" He exclaims.

"Yeah, Cinderheart's expecting."

"Wow! What are…"

"JUST ORDER!" Lionblaze directed meanly.

"Okay, I want a…" Squirrelflight is cut short when her KittyPhone rings. "Hello? Oh, Hi Tawnypelt! No, I'm not busy! I'm just gonna order at Burger King. Did you know Lionblaze works there now? I know!"

He rolls his eyes and taps his foot, waiting impatiently. "I don't have all day."

"Sorry, Tawnypelt, I gotta go. Mmmhm, Yeah. Buh bye." She hangs up and continues to read the overhead menu. "I want a… Low fat burger and a small salad."

"Okay, That'll be $5.67."

Squirrelflight hands him her credit card. It has 1 Direction all over it.

"Umm, Squirrelflight?" Lionblaze grabs her attention, showing her the card.

"OH! OOPS." She quickly snatches it out of his paw and hands him a bland gray one. He swipes it and hands it back.

"ONE…"

"I KNOW I KNOW." Crowfeather rasps.

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