"I pledge my allegiance… to McGonagall's underwear… and to her mighty state of hysteria…" "And to the people who put these up…

Gryffindor Pledge

"I pledge my allegiance… to Snape's underwear… and to his mighty state of hysteria…"

"And to the people who put these up… five pairs… on the turret… clearly visible… with laughter and detention for all."

Gryffindor National Anthem

Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light,

What is so proudly we joked at the afternoon potion's window last beaming?

Whose broad silver stripes and bright green stars, through the window's light?

O'er the professor we watched, were so gallantly reddening?

And the class's laughs, bursting in the air,

Gave proof through this light, Snape's underwear was there.

O Gryffindor, does that underwear yet wave

O'er the class of Snape and the detention for the brave?

***Okay I know the UK has a different Anthem than the Us (God save the Queen and The Star Spangled Banner) I just used this one because it's all I could think of at the moment. Sorry to Slytherin and Snape lovers, I like them too. Please take time and review my work, Thankz!***

Nicole Blair/Draco Dormiens