Hermione and Dumbledore's weird short story
Dumbledore had been sitting alone counting his thoughts until suddenly the creaking of the door was heard and in stepped Hermione.
'Hermione,' Dumbledore said softly. 'There are two things I would like to admit you this night before I die.'
'What do you mean?' Hermione asked intently
'Today I am going to be killed and I know that the time is coming so do not worry,' Dumbledore replied
'What's the second thing,' Hermione asked
'I LOVE YOU! I always have and I always will,' Dumbledore said in a daze
Hermione didn't seem to be unnerved by this comment until suddenly she started leaning her head towards his until their lips met and soon they were snogging.
The next night after Dumbledore's death Hermione had ran down the hallway where she thought no-one could hear her and shouted:
'He's dead, the love of my life dead. Dumbledore's gone forever.'
Obviously Ron could hear and was obviously offended by this comment so he took the next flight to Australia.
He didn't last very long without Hermione and within three days he had been eaten by a kangaroo.