Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly or Friends With Benefits
"Aw that movie was so cute!" Carly shrieked as the pressed the stop button on the DVD player and walked over to fish the disc out. We'd just finished watching a new movie called Friends With Benefits. Don't ask how we got it. Carly said she wanted to see it and a bunch of crazy fans sent her bootleg DVDs. Anyway, the movie was about two friends who have sex. Sounds nice.
I was pulled out of my thoughts by a cell phone ringing. Carly smiled widely and picked it up. "Hey baby." And ran upstairs, sparing us a conversation we all didn't want to here.
I heard a groan come from a chair across the room. "I'm gonna go now." A hurt Gibby stated. About two weeks ago, he told me that he liked Carly. So I know how much this must hurt for him. She's literally obsessed with her boyfriend. And the guy's an ass, he's only dating her to get into her pants, but she's too lovestruck to see it.
"Bye Gib, sorry." He shrugged his shoulders and walked out silently. I looked to my side, I almost forgot that Sam was here, she was being so quiet. I nudged her gently. "Hey."
"Don't touch me nub." I smiled at her, that's just like her. That's just how we are. Kindness returned with insults. In the past that would've made me scream at her, but I'm used to it now, I almost kind of like it. It's like every moment with her is some type of foreplay. Alright no. I can't think about sex right now. She would kill me.
She had her head turned to me, her eyes trailing up and down my body. I took that as my opportunity to do the same. I looked at her body, of course liking what I saw, same with her beautiful curly blonde hair. But what I couldn't seem to stop staring at were her eyes. The light captures them so beautifully, it's almost as if they were replaced with diamonds or something. Alright, that's really corny. But it's also kind of true.
She shook her head and looked away, with a chuckle. "What?" I asked her.
"It's nothing." She shook her head again, as if to dismiss the thought forever.
Suddenly I knew what she was thinking: She wanted to do what they do in the movie. Sex with no strings. The idea floated through my mind. My answer: Hell yes. Why wouldn't I want to sleep with her? Who wouldn't want to sleep with her?
"Let's do it." I practically whispered and she looked up at me, shocked. Not like she was going to hurt me or anything.
She gave me a serious look, but then shook her head again. "No, I can't even believe we're talking about this right now, Frednub."
"And why not?" I asked her, raising my voice a little higher than a whisper.
But now she was screaming at me. She got up from the couch and stood in front of me. "Because, friends don't do that!" I was about to interrupt and explain to her that we just watched a movie about friends who do that, but I decided to let her finish. In a lower voice, she said "And what if something happens and we fight? What about Carly? What would we tell her then?"
"Please, Sam. Is that really the best that you can come up with?" I was now standing to. "We fight all of the time, how would this be any different?"
She was silent now, as I hovered above her, walking closer and closer to her, so tempted to grab her face and attack her lips with mine.
"We need to set up some ground rules." On the inside, I was jumping up and down. I was so excited. But also extremely nervous at the same time. On the outside, I just gave a little victory smile.
"Of course." I whispered.
"No feelings."
"No telling anybody."
"Especially not Carly."
"My god, ESPECIALLY not Carly." I emphasized the especially, God only knows what she would say if she knew about this.
"I pick when I want to do it, you don't get to bootycall me."
I chuckled a little. Of course she's going to be in control. "Okay."
"Okay then, we're set."
"When should we start?" I asked in the sexiest voice I could manage.
"Hm...right now's cool with me." I smiled and sat down on the couch, pushing her down gently so I could be on top of her. "Not here, dipwad." And then she flicked me on my forehead and pushed me up.
"Alright then. You are so lucky that my mom works nights." I said as I walked towards the exit to Carly's apartment.
"I'll keep that in mind." She whispered, I'm guessing mostly to herself. As I let her into my apartment, it suddenly dawned on me: I'm about to lose my virginity. And I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
So, thoughts? Shall I continue? I really liked this idea and I've seen it on the website once or twice, but I assure you guys that this story will be original. I plan on making it both humorous and romantic at the same time. Review and tell me what you think!