Disclaimer: I do not own Dr Fibs or anybody else. All credit goes to Ally Carter.
Dear Dr Fibs,
According to my sources, when you were a sophomore during a CoveOps exercise, you had a very unfortunate incident at a circus involving a clown, a chainsaw and a martini. Is this true?
- T. Walters
Well, I won't tell you any details of that day, but I can safely say that it was on that very day that I realized my true calling was on the Research and Development track, and NOT Covert Operations.
Too bad I can't say the same for the clown. And how on earth did you find out?
Dear Dr Fibs,
After trying out your new sports drink that is supposedly meant to work three times better that the average sports drink, I've gotten these rashes all over my body. I've also felt a bit faint, and have been close to puking on several occasions. Is this supposed to happen?
- A. Fetterman
Unfortunately yes, those are the side effects of my new and improved sports drink-now available at a store near you!
Well, if it is just those symptoms alone, then drink plenty of water and you will be fine. However, if you notice any bluish-purple bruises on your arms, then I suggest that you run to the nearest hospital. Immediately.
Dear Dr Fibs,
After having one of my students perform a forbidden move on me (not intentionally, of course), I believe that I am experiencing symptoms that relate to the very move itself. I seem to be feeling light-headed lately, as well as seeing spots everywhere. I have also been told that some red splotches have appeared on my back. I am getting quite worried about this, as it may lead to something serious. Do you happen to have a cure, or anything to prevent it?
- H. Mosckowitz
Well, unfortunately I do not have a cure. But I can offer you some advice: Do not believe everything Cameron Morgan tells you.
Dear Dr Fibs,
When you're not at the Gallagher Academy teaching or conducting experiments, what do you do in your spare time? Like, do you watch TV or anything?
- M. McHenry
What is this …TV…you speak of?
Dear Dr Fibs,
Did you ever return my cologne that you borrowed for "experimental reasons" two years ago?
-J. Solomon
…Cologne? W-what are you talking abo-Oh, THAT cologne! Uh…I'm afraid I still need it for that…uh…project. Yes, yes, very unfortunate, I know. But as you know, duty calls!
A/N: This is my first fanfic so please R&R and tell me what you think, along with suggestions if you have any :D
I haven't seen anyone on this site write anything like this so I decided to give it a shot!
I hope I did okay :)