Slightly retarded and probably shitty as hell. But whatever, you know; it's Christmas and I feel obliged to add to the Christmas spirit by posting this marvellous (cough) piece of work I've been writing for the past, oh, probably at least ten minutes.
So, if someone by chance happens to stumble upon this, :)
(Note with particular care the exquisite rhythm I've conducted... or, you know, not)
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Christmas eve-ning it was
I was walking down the street,
when a stranger I did meet
I could see but only us,
in the moonlight said he thus:
"Who are you and what's your name?"
He had seemed suspiciously,
Without acting listlessly
He had put the stars to shame,
in him I'd seen eyes aflame
I'd been captivated yes
I had left my sense to wane,
On that god-forbidden lane
Hoping not to him transgress,
but instead for love to bless
"Do I know you, stranger there?"
I had asked and hoping him,
to with me not be so grim
I had only seen his hair
and wondered why it was so fair
"Sorry sir and pardon too
I thought you were mugging me,
you have my apology"
I could only think a `who?ยด
After this no longer you
In his face I could see spring
I had never felt before,
My heart could ne'er be sore
See-ing such a jocund thing
made my heart go fly on wing
I'd been happy more than most
I had met someone like him,
'cause I'd fallen on a whim
Though I'd usually not boast,
I had almost made me host
to some feelings which I know,
would be better locked away,
which someone right then might say
I gave him my name and so;
he said his was Naruto
"Naruto" I asked with grin,
I'd been hoping in my head
to take him with me to bed
"Would you like to join in
with me for a glass of Gin?"
He had nodded saying yes,
my proposal being seen
as a way to not be mean.
We had walked to me, and guess?
What he did in restlessness:
Rough my shoulder he did take
I could only think amiss,
did he steal this my first kiss?
Flushing in my heart I'd make,
tens of tons of chocolate cake
True love I had fin'lly found,
happy smiling looked at me,
he had done and we'd been we.
By our hearts we now were bound,
we had made no single sound
Christmas eve-ning above
We were standing on the street,
no more strangers did I meet;
I could only see my dove;
in the moonlight my true love
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Merry Christmas!