Ren: Let's have some fun!
Cota: Wha?
Ren: Go!
Disclaimer: I do not own D. Gray man.
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"GRAH! I'm so bored!" Kanri yelled.
His father bonked him on the head. "Oh hush!" He growled.
The nine year old wolf huffed. "Dad, your so boring…"
Kanda growled again.
"Shutting up now." The mini-Kanda whimpered.
Kanda sighed as he sat outside the hospital room.
"Dad, what was it like when I was made?" Kanri asked,
Kanda blushed then said "Okay."
"Well what about when I was born?"
"Hell."
"My first birthday?"
"Hell."
"Is Hell a good place?"
"Anywhere that has these idiots is hell."
"Dad, what was I like when I was little?"
"You would cry every time your mom was out of the room. You walked into things on purpose. You started howling at age one at one in the morning. And…you would worry your mother every other day." Kanda said.
"But mom was proud of me?"
"Every painstaking moment."
"It's a girl!" Miranda called.
Kanda stood and walked into the room.
"Hey sweetheart." Ashari sighed from the bed.
Kanri giggled and ran to see the bundle in her arms. "Aura!" He called.
He bent over his blue eye, red haired sister. Aura responded by smacking his hand away.
"Ow, mom, she's just like Dad!" He whined.
The room became silent.
Ashari giggled. "Oh boy."
Kanda took his son by the hand. "Let's let them sleep now Kanri."
As they closed the door behind them Kanri sighed "Dad I feel sorry for you."
"Why?"
"Because if I was that bad as a boy, imagine how bad Aura will be as a girl!"
Thud!
"Dad?" Kanri asked as Lavi poked Kanda with a ten foot pole. "And it happens again." The red-head said.
CLANG!
"Idiot…" Kanda muttered as he led Kanri back inside the room.
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Cota: That was fun.
Ren: Yea…