(A/N Happy Valentine's Day everybody! Well everybody except me who just got braces on.)
Your Heart Is a Vital Organ
Percy
"What's the chocolate for? What did you break?" Annabeth looked at the chocolate I had gotten her.
"Nothing!"
"Perseus Jackson, why else would you get me chocolate?"
"It's February 14th."
"Why does the date matter?"
"It's Valentine's Day."
"Oh, it is? I forgot."
I handed her the chocolates. "How was that not obvious? The box is in the shape of a heart."
"No it isn't. Your heart is a vital organ. This is the commercialized version of it. A heart has four chambers…"
"It's supposed to look like a heart."
"Well, it doesn't."
"You're impossible."
"No, I just know what a heart looks like and this most certainly isn't it."
"Who cares if it doesn't look like a heart? Come on, Annabeth I planned a lot of stuff out. Could you just play along?"
"Fine."
I led her to the side of the lake, where I had set up my picnic blanket.
I pulled a tin out of the picnic basket.
"Cookie?"
The cookies were blue and heart shaped. Or they were supposed to be heart shaped, anyway.
"Not what a heart looks like." Annabeth rolled her eyes, but took one anyway.
I kissed her on the cheek. "I know. I know."
She was about to eat the cookie when I pushed her in the lake.
"Perseus Jackson!"
I jumped in after her. "It does look like a heart!"