Hello kids. You guys all liked the drabble Under Cover so much I decided to turn it into a story. This is going to be really playful – I am pulling a lot of content from Archer, a little bit from Lost Girl and all kinds of funny movies. So this is to say I own nothing. I hope you all enjoy it.

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"So let me get this straight Jolene, the guy you were having sex with used a candy wrapper as a condom and you want us to arrest him for that?" Caroline asked incredulously as she sat back in her chair, glancing at Tyler who sat on the edge of her desk with an expression that mirrored her own before looking back to the woman who sat on the other side of her desk.

It was a fairly quiet Saturday night for the 18th district of the Chicago Police Department. Well for vice away, who was to say what was going with the other divisions. Then again it was fairly early and if there was one thing to say about Chicago was that the real fun started after dark.

It was Caroline's third day in vice having just transferred out on loan from homicide. Caroline was completely burned out from the constant death that she had to deal with in her job day in and day out and needed a change. Most cops' career goal was to become a homicide detective. And have no doubt that Caroline was proud of her accomplishment of making it into homicide but the job took a toll and Caroline needed to get out before she became one of those cops that became completely apathetic towards their job and the people they were supposed to help.

"First off it's not Jolene. My name is Tiramisu. It's Italian for ice cream." Jolene said with a flip of her hair as she looked over at Tyler and gave him a wink. Tyler brows just pulled together in confusion as he glanced at Caroline before looking back to the hooker. "And secondly yes, I want you to arrest the asshole."

"I think you mean gelato. Gelato is Italian ice cream. Tiramisu is a cake." Caroline says as she sits up in her seat and rests her elbows against her desk.

Jolene of course shakes her head in disagreement.

"No, gelato is Italian for gigolo and I am not a male hooker." Jolene says with a sway of her shoulders as she wiggles her finger at the two of them.

"No, gelato is really ice cream." Tyler said as he looked at the woman on the other side of the desk.

"Look, I have fucked a lot of Italian's, I think I know what I'm talking about." Jolene said with a flick of her wrist as leaned back in her seat.

Tyler just threw his hands up in defeat at this while Caroline just decided to leave it and move on.

"Now Jo-Tiramisu. You do realize that you reporting this guy means that we are going to have to arrest you for prostitution, right?"

"What?! No! How come I'm gonna get arrested when he's the one that used a candy wrapper for a condom?"

"Because he paid you for sex and that is illegal." Tyler said he rubbed his forehead.

"Who says he paid me?"

"You did when you came in here." Caroline said with a sigh.

"Oh well he didn't pay me. He was a date. I meant to say he paid during our date." Jolene said as her hands lifted in the air as she gave a slight shrug.

As Tyler and Jolene continued to talk Caroline's attention was pulled away when Katherine came up to the desk and asked to speak with her privately. Caroline threw a look to Tyler who just gave a nod letting her know that he could handle this on his own.

"What's up?" Caroline asked as she stood a few feet away from the desk stuffing her hands into her pockets as she rocked back onto her heels as she waiting for the willowy brunette to speak.

"I need to ask you a huge favor." Katherine said as she flipped her chestnut curls over her shoulder.

"Ooooookay?" Caroline said as she listed her brows in question.

"I've had an emergency come up and I'm supposed to go undercover with Mikaelson for a drug bust and I was wondering if you could cover for me?" Katherine said as she gave Caroline a pleading look.

"Undercover? I don't know – I mean shouldn't someone who is familiar with the case go? I mean I haven't even been in vice that long." Caroline said with a frown.

"You will be fine. All you have to do is pose as a high class call girl and be overly affectionate with Mikaelson. It's easy." Katherine said encouragingly. "And I know MIkaelson is a jerk but he isn't too bad to look at, so it wouldn't be horrible. And you are the only one available tonight who could pass for a high class call girl."

Caroline bit her lip as her green eyes moved from Katherine to Tyler and Jolene who were still arguing back and forth. It wasn't like she was doing anything else and what better way to embrace her new position than to just dive right in.

"Alright, I'll do it."

Katherine grinned and did a little fist pump but before she could get too carried away Caroline spoke up once more.

"You owe me for this." Caroline said as her brows went up and she pointed at Katherine meaningfully.

Katherine held her hands up and nodded.

"Of course."

"Nice of you to finally join us Patrova." Klaus said in a testy voice, his eyes cast down as he continued to button up his shirt.

"Patrova isn't coming. There was an emergency and I'm her replacement." A voice as sweet as honey answered causing Klaus to turn around.

The sweet voice matched the face because the woman standing before him had to be the sweetest piece of ass he had ever seen. She had legs that went on for miles thanks to the blue satin dress that not only incredibly short it was hugging her curves in all the right places and the top was cut low enough that it looked as if her breasts were being served as an offering. But it was the face that got him. She had to be the single most beautiful woman he had ever seen in his life with her delicate features, big green eyes and all of it was framed with curls the color of sunshine. The breath of her beauty left him absolutely stunned.

Smirking at his obvious stupefaction Caroline reached her hand out and twisted her smirk into a friendly smile.

"Hi, I Caroline Forbes and I'm going to be your high class hooker tonight."

Klaus shook himself out of his daze and looked at the hand that was outstretched to him before looking back at the woman. It took a moment for her words to sink in before it clicked and his blue eyes that had been a blue liquid fire full of lust suddenly became hard as ice chips.

"Bloody fucking hell. All the nights for Patrova to have a god damn fucking emergency it had to be tonight." Klaus growled as he finished buttoning up his shirt that was concealing a wire that his technical team had just placed onto his chest.

Caroline just arched a brow at his reaction and retracted her hand. The movement drew his attention back to her and he moved then – stepping forward so that he was close enough to be considered invading her personal space and she could feel his breath fanning across her face.

"I have been working on this case for months and all I need is some blonde coming in and fucking it up. And I have no choice because Salvatore would make an ugly whore. So listen up Forbes because I am only going to say this once: you will do as I say. You will not speak unless spoken to and you will follow my lead. If I say jump you will ask how fucking high. I am in charge and you will listen only to me. Do you understand me?" Klaus said with a growl as he searched her eyes for her acknowledgement of the rules he had just laid down.

Caroline first looked stunned at his words and as he continued to speak that shocked feeling was soon slowly being replaced by anger. An anger that was so strong that she was practically shaking with it when he finished his speech and that was when her temper snapped.

"Wow. Just wow. I heard that you were a bit of a hard ass but I didn't realize what a complete dick you are Mikelson."

Klaus looked taken back with her words, startled to the point that he took a step back away from her. Most people quaked in fear when his temper was unleashed, but here was this beautiful little blonde actually standing up to him.

"Excuse me?"

Caroline stepped forward closing the distance that was between them, invading his space as he had invaded hers.

"Yes, you should be excusing yourself for that shitty little speech you just gave. I don't know where you get off talking to me like that but you have no right to do so. I am a cop and I know how to do my fucking job and you would know that if you had just bothered to ask. But no, you decided to make an assumption instead and go all half cocked alpha male on me. Well I have news for you Mikelson, if you ever talk to me like that again I will hand you your ass on a platter." Caroline hissed before stepping around him and moving into the back of the room to have the technical team get her ready for the sting that was going to take place in just under an hour.

Klaus just stood there his jaw hanging open staring into the space Caroline had just vacated.

"Officer Barbie sure told you." Damon smirked as he slapped Klaus's shoulder having seen the whole meeting go down in glorious flames.

"Where the hell did she come from?" Klaus asked once he was able to pull himself together from the set down he was just given. He shot a glare at Damon but his eyes quickly returned to the mouthy blonde who had basically told him off, leaving him with mixed feelings of anger and lust as he was actually turned on by the little display of fire. He was pretty sure no one had ever spoken to him like that before. Even his partner Katherine reined in her smart mouth around him not willing to face his temper that was quite the legend around the precinct.

"You just got your ass verbally handed to you by Lieutenant Forbes who is on loan from homicide. So not only does she not take any of your shit she out ranks your ass as well." Damon was almost giddy with how much he was going to enjoy the next few months.

"Bloody hell."

"I swear to God if you slap my ass one more time I will break your hand." Caroline murmured into Klaus' ear as she stroked his chest leaning her body heavily against his.

Klaus didn't even bother to glance at her as he pressed a kiss to the exposed skin of her neck. Caroline fought down a shiver that the feeling elicited, not wanting to inflate his ego more than it already was. Caroline had barely spent three hours with the guy and she felt that he was the proudest, most egotistical disagreeable man she had ever met. Caroline had never thought she could ever hate someone, but Klaus was proving the exception to that.

"Just trying to be authentic, sweetheart."

"Well let's see just how authentic you are with a broken hand. And don't call me sweetheart." Caroline hissed into his ear before nipping at his earlobe. To anyone that was looking at the two of them they looked like any of the other couples at the party which consisted mostly of men in the drug business and their whores. The women were all over the men and so Caroline had to be all over Klaus.

"Apologies, love." Klaus said with a smirk as he nipped at her collar bone.

"You know I never thought I would pull rank against someone let alone enjoy it. But you seem to bring that out in people because I am actually enjoying the thought of busting your balls for the entire time I am on loan."

"Now who is being the hard ass?" Klaus said as hand slid down her hip to caress her ass before moving it back up.

Caroline just gave a slight shrug of her shoulders as she rubbed her cheek against his stubble.

"Jacob!"

"Atticus." Klaus said with an easy smile in his American accent as he wrapped his arm around Caroline to pull her to his side of his body as he reached out with his free hand to shake Atticus Shane's hand. He was the drug dealer that Klaus was looking to make a deal with tonight in order to take him down. Months of work coming to a head on this very night that would finally put away one of the biggest cartels in the Midwest.

"I see you have a new toy tonight. You finally get tired of that spicy brunette?" Atticus said with appreciation as he eyed the leggy blonde who was currently nuzzling her face against Klaus' neck.

Klaus smirked as he slid his hand down to Caroline's ass to give it a slap but remembered her warning just moments ago and deiced to give it a firm squeeze instead.

"Decided to change it up and see if blondes really are more fun."

"We are." Caroline said with a cheeky smile as she gave a Klaus a kiss on his lips.

Klaus gave another smirk as he slid his hand back and forth across her ass, he could feel Caroline's nails dig into his side but he didn't bother to move his hand away because a little pain was worth having his hand on her luscious backside.

"Well let's get our business out of the way so you can test your theory." Shane said with a smirk of his own as he held his hand out towards the door that lead to the back of the boat.

"I'll be back soon." Klaus said as he kissed Caroline's neck once more before untangling himself from her arms and moved towards Atticus. He was never like this with Katherine, never this touchy feely. He usually let her do all the work while looking cool and unaffected. But with Caroline the lust that he was feeling when he had first met her was still raging and he fought with everything he had not to push her up against a wall and fuck her until she could do nothing but scream his name. So he took advantage of the situation to touch her and kiss her because he couldn't push her up against that wall and fuck her brains out.

Although when he really thought about it he would feel anger at the fact that she could do this to him. Pull all his focus on her and her sweet body instead of on the case where it was supposed to be. He was Klaus fucking Mikaelson and he didn't let a pretty face fuck with his concentration.

But she wasn't just a pretty face was she. She faced his temper as no woman or man ever had. In fact she had the gull to threaten him. As loathe as he was to admit it he was ….. impressed by her courage. Women in the sexual sense were something to be enjoyed and then move on. With Caroline she was more than just a warm body and it unsettled him. He didn't like it one bit and he was not looking forward to the next few months that she would be with his department.