A/N: This is derived from a commercial in our country. Some of the words/sentences are in Filipino language; I will put translations in the end.

Disclaimers: I don't own HxH.

The Coke Mystery

((More known as Sinong uminom ng Coke sa Villa Villa))

In Villa Villa, things are always missing, and all those who live there are always thirsty.

One day, Shalnark was grilling barbeque. Killua was standing near Shalnark holding a bottle of Coke and a paper plate on the other hand.Gon and the others were busy chatting and eating at the tables.

"Barbeque!!!" Shalnark shouted loud enough for everybody to hear.

"At last! It's ready!" Killua exclaimed as he placed the bottle on the table near him. He hurried over to Shalnark to get a barbeque. Killua already ate 3 barbeques qhen he remembered about his Coke. He turned around and saw that the bottle was already empty. Killua reached for the bottle and shouted, "Sinong uminom ng Coke ko!!!!!!!!![1]"

Everybody stopped on what they were doing and looked at Killua. Some gasped and some were stunned. "Whoever it is, tell the truth or I'll kill you." Killua said in rage.

"I certainly didn't do it." Machi said.

"Me too, I didn't do it." Gon said pointing to himself as he feasted on his noodles. "I got one so I won't drink yours." He continued.

"ne, Franklin, what's Killua's problem?" Shizuku asked.

"Somebody drank his Coke." Franklin explained.

"oh… um.. What's his problem again?" Shizuku asked again.

Killua examined the bottle. He saw a mark of something color red. Lipstick Killua thought. He called every girl who was there. "Which one of you drank my Coke?"

"Not me." Pakunoda said, "I wear pale colors."

"You pass." Killua said.

"How could I be the one who drank your Coke if I don't wear any lipstick?" Menchi said.

"You pass also."

Killua pointed the tip of the bottle to each of the girl's lips. "It's not Paku, not Menchi either, not Machi, not Shizuku." Killua said to himself. When he pointed the bottle to Neon, the color matched!

"AHA! You drank my Coke!" Killua exclaimed.

"Me?" Neon asked in surprise. "I didn't even touch the bottle, how could have I drink it?" Neon defended.

"That's no excuse. The color matches with your lipstick." Killua said.

"Killua, he's telling the truth." Leorio said, "She's been playing poker with us the whole time." Leorio continued.

Killua sighed. Just then Kururo remembered something. "Oops… I was the one who drank the Coke." Kururo whispered.

********* Flashback*********

"Barbeque!!!" Shalnark shouted.

"At last! It's ready!" Killua said. He left the bottle at the table and went over to Shalnark.

At that time, Kurapika was punching Kururo very hard and Kururo's mouth was bleeding. Kururo got thirsty and drank Killua's Coke.

********* End of Flashback *********

Senritsu heard what Kururo has said and whispered it to Killua's ear. "Are you sure?" Killua asked. Senritsu nodded.

"ne Kurapika, have you been punching Kururo?" Killua asked.

"Yes, I have." Kurapika answered.

"I see…" A smirk was forming on Killua's face. "Kururo…" He called.

Kururo gulped. "Nani?" he asked.

"Pay for my Coke!!!" Killua exclaimed as he was chasing Kururo around the whole town. Kururo was running for his life.

********* End ********

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Translation:

[1] Sinong uminom ng Coke ko- it is like, who drank my Coke. I didn't put it because I think its a little bit awkward.

I know… Very corny… ^-^' anyways… reviews please!!!