A/N: This is my first Metal Gear fic.

Disclaimer: I don't own MGS Konami does and Hideo Kojima was the genius who created it.

Apartment living

Chapter1

There was a apartment complex and in one of the three bedroom places there were three people a super soldier, a trained killer, and a super genius.

Otacon: Snake and Raiden you two need to find jobs so the both of you can pay your part of the rent.

Snake: How come we don't get pay since we're in philanthropy.

Otacon: Because it's nonprofit organization.

Raiden: If I knew that I would of never joined

Snake: Yeah me too.

Otacon: We did tell you that before you joined.

Snake: You said it was nonprofit.

Otacon: It's the same thing.

Raiden: Don't worry we'll find jobs

Otacon: Your watching T.V

Snake: We're looking for commercials that has job offerings.

(Doorbell rings)

Otacon: I'll see who it is

Naomi: Watching T.V I see

Mei-Ling: Hey guys

Snake: Naomi what do want.

Naomi: Otacon said you're having a problem finding a job

Raiden: Otacon is lying we don't need help so bye.

Naomi: Here's today's paper look for a job.

Snake: Why? Me and Raiden are going to be bodyguards.

Naomi: That won't work.

Snake: Yes it will you don't have to be here.

Otacon: Just look through the paper.

Raiden: We don't have one.

Naomi: I just brought one here.

Raiden: Look I don't need to put up with your sarcastic remarks

Naomi: I wasn't making a sarcastic remark.

Raiden: See you just did.

Neighbor: Shut up in there.

Raiden: You shut up pansy.

Snake: That voice sounds familiar.

Otacon: I know that voice from somewhere.

Neighbor2: You know we don't have to hear your conversation.

Raiden: I know I heard that voice before.

Snake: I hope that's not who I think it is.

(doorbell rings)

Snake: Oh no

Otacon: Come in

Liquid: Would you keep it down. Snake!

Snake: Liquid what are you downing here.

Solidus: For the last time shut up I'm trying. Jack!

Raiden: Aw crap.

Liquid: Well what do we have here two of the people I hate the most in the same room. Solidus let's finish them.

Solidus: Good idea

Snake: Alright then come on Raiden let's show them who's better.

30 minutes

Snake: Man that was intense right Raiden

Raiden: Yeah and we protected the T.V we'll be pretty good bodyguards.

Otacon: Since you two was busying fighting I decided to fill applications for y'all.

Mei-Ling: Raiden and Snake you'll both be security guards for the bank.

Snake: But we miss 30 minutes of TV we have to make up for it.

Otacon: You'll be starting tomorrow so tonight you won't be staying up late at laughing at bad puns.

Snake: Awww

A/N: Next chapter see if Snake and Raiden can hold a job.

âE