Invader Idol
Yes the Rules are Simple
Any OC from Any universe is Eligible.
They must be Songs able to be Looked up on You tube
No cussing out the Judges that is Disqualification.
Audition's End New Years Eve. All Stories are Suspended until End of Invader Idol.
So let's get the First Three Singers in today
"Alright the first Three come in!" Yaz called opening the doors. "No! Just Lon and Su!" Tisvana
hissed. Lon and Sumera walked in skipping almost. "I thought you two hated each other" Roso said
bored. Tisvana glared. "Roso, They're My characters, until you create some shut it!" Tisvana hissed.
He rolled his eyes. "It doesn't matter You two! Let them sing!" Yaz argued. "What the Hell are you
anyway?" Tisvana asked. Yaz looked Virken, but with small horns. "Resparin from Respee!" She said.
Rolling her eyes Tisvana glared. "And you two are singing?" She continued. "What is this Feeling"
Lon said glaring at Sumera. "From Wicked." She finished. Tisvana smiled. "Well sing."
What is this Feeling?
Wicked (But with Edited parts)
Lon: Dearest Darlingest Momsie and Popsicle
Sumera: Dear Quinn
Both: There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz
Sumera: But of course I'll care for Nessa
Lon: But of course I'll rise above it!
Both: For I know that's how you'd want me to respond.
There's been some confusion for you see my room-mate is...
Lon: Unusually and unexeedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...
Sumera: Blonde.
Lon: What is this Feeling so sudden and new?
Sumera: I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
Lon: My pulse is rushing
Sumera: My head is reeling
Lon: My face is flushing
Both: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
does it have a name?:Yes.....
Loathing.
Un-adulterated loathing
Lon: For your face
Sumera: Your voice
Lon: Your clothing!
Both: Let's just say - I loathe it all
Every
little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to
crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange
exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and
strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe
that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My
whole life long!
Kiatu and Rose: Dear Lon you are just too good!
How do you stand it I don't think I could
She's a terror she's a tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
but Lon you're a martyr..
Lon: These things are said to try us....
Kiatu and Rose: Poor Lon forced to reside to
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you,
We're all on your side!
We share your
Loathing
(What is this feeling)
Un-adulterated loathing
(So sudden and new, I felt the moment I laid eyes on you)
For her face, her voice, her clothing
(My pulse is rushing, my face is flushing)
Let's just say-We loathe it all!
Lon and Su: Oh what is this feeling?
(Every little trait however small)
Does it have a name
(Makes our flesh begin to crawl)
Yes....
(Begin to crawl.)
Loathing!
(Loathing)
There's a strange exhilaration
(Loathing!)
In such total detestation!
(Loathing)
It's so pure so strong!
(Loathing!)
I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last!
And I will be Loathing
For Forever Loathing
Truly deeply loathing you!
(Loathing you!)
My Whole Life long!
(Loathing unadulterated Loathing!)
Sumera: Boo!
Lon: Ack!
They bowed. Tisvana clapped a little, at how well they sang. They sounded just like the original
people. Yaz sighed putting her feet on the table. "Yawn. A classic? Is that the best you can do?" She
yawned. "I think it was perfect!" Tisvana hissed. "It's good, but who's Nessa?" Roso asked. "Oh come
on! Hally!" Yaz hissed. The SIR judges debated. "Great!" Mal said happily. "Okay..." Yaz Mini
shrugged. "Could have been better" Hally commented. "You two are going to be on Invader Idol!"
Tisvana said, motioning them out. "Yes!" They said, but then glared. "I'm a better singer!" Lon argued
"No I am!" "Me!" "ME!" Tisvana sighed at their arguing. "5 rounds what do you bet?" She asked Yaz.
"10" Yaz sighed and looked at Roso. "I think they'll be the first ones off." He laughed. We nodded.
Tisvana looked at Yaz. "Who's next?" She asked. "Dib, singing it's Me against the World." Yaz
replied. Roso and I grinned. "Like that'll be a good song, I mean it's DIB" We laughed. "Hey! He's
cute." Yaz argued. "Okay Helena" Roso laughed and Tisvana shared a high five. "Hey you only knock
him because you love Zim!" Yaz argued. Tisvana glared. "Send in your lover boy." Tisvana hissed.
"Okay Dib make it quick we have good singers to tend to." Roso said quickly. "Yeah I'm Dib and I'm
singing It's Me against the World by Simple Plan." He said. Roso and Tisvana jumped up. "Simple
Plan??" Tisvana asked. He nodded. "Go Dib!" They cheered.
Dib: We're not gonna be just a part of their game
We're not gonna be just the victims!
They're taking our dreams and they tear them apart
till everyone's the same
I've got no place to go
I've got nowhere to run
they love to watch me fall
They think they know it All!
I'm a Nightmare a disaster!
That's what they always said
I'm a Lost cause not a hero!
But I'll make it on my own!
I've got to prove them wrong.
Me Against the World
It's me against the World
We won't let them change how we feel in our hearts
We're not gonna let them control us.
We won't let them shove all their thoughts in our heads
And we'll never be like them
I've got no place to go
I've got nowhere to run
they love to watch me fall
They think they know it All!
I'm a Nightmare a disaster!
That's what they always said
I'm a Lost cause not a hero!
But I'll make it on my own!
I've got to prove them wrong.
Me Against the World
It's me against the World
I'm so sick of this waiting so come on and take your shot!
You can spit all your insults but nothing you say's gonna change us!
You can sit there and Judge me
Say what you want to
We'll never let you in!
I'm a Nightmare a disaster!
That's what they always said
I'm a Lost cause not a hero!
But I'll make it on my own!
I've got to prove them wrong.
Me Against the World
I'm a Nightmare a disaster!
That's what they always said
I'm a Lost cause not a hero!
But I'll make it on my own!
I've got to prove them wrong.
They'll never bring us down
We'll never fall in line
I'll make it own my own
Me against the world
Roso and Tisvana stared like Fan girls at a signing and Yaz is staring at Dib. "Encore!" Roso shouted
and Tisvana stood up clapping, Yaz rolled her eyes. Hally and Mal whispered. "Perfect." They all said
and Dib walked off feeling very proud of himself.
After they stopped swooning and realized what they were supposed to be parodying they called the
next person in. Them walked in.
"Does he count as a character?" Yaz asked Tisvana nodded. "Yeah! It's for Lon okay! I'm not inviting
Flourg here though. At least Them HAD some Lines!" Tisvana argued. "When are the other people's
cool Other Characters gonna get here?! Or Zim and Gaz! Or Tak!" Yaz yelled. " In the next chapter!
Only three songs per chapter and then interviewing the people that made it! Hey Bobby uh call Lon
back." Tisvana said and ordered Bob. Lon walked back in. "This is for Lon. Hey There Lon by Plain
White T's" Them said.
"Wait isn't that Hey There Delilah?" Tisvana asked. "Lon is your middle name Delilah?" He asked.
She shook her head. "It's hey there Lon now." He hissed.
Hey There 'Lon'
Them: Hey there my Dear Lon
What's it like invading space
I'm a million miles away
but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do.
The stars can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true.
Hey there my Dear Lon
Don't you worry 'bout the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely give this song another listen
close your eyes.
Listen to your voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side.
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.
Hey there My Dear Lon I know times are getting tough
But just believe me girl someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good, We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there my Dear Lon I've got so much more to say
If every song I wrote to you could take your breath away
I'd write it all.
Even more in love with me you'd fall, we'd have it all
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.
A million miles seems pretty far
but we've got ships, and Tele's and more
I'd float to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us and we'll just laugh along because
We know that none of them have felt this way.
My Dear Lon I can promise you
that by the time that we get through
The universe Will never be the same
And You're to blame.
Hey there my Dear Lon
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and I'll be out of here
and Then be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Dear Lon here's to you
this one's for you
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.
Roso, and Tisvana sat boredly. "Swooning yet Lon?" Tisvana asked boredly. Lon was already
swooned to death though. "How is he here if he's dead?" Yaz asked. Them shrugged. "Blackheart will
be so jealous." Roso commented. Hally and Yaz Mini yawned. "Next." Mal was gleaming. "I think it
was beautiful!" Mal said sighing. Roso rolled his eyes. "Sorry Them you're not going to be in it. Get
out!" Tisvana yelled kicking him out. "Hey when's the really random dude singing Psh5ing me Aw*y
getting here?" Yaz asked. Tisvana shrugged. "Who is he? He's scheduled next!" Yaz said upset. "What
about you Roso?" Tisvana asked. "Roso?" Tisvana and Yaz asked.
Psh5ing me Aw*y
Linkin Park-Reanimation
Rosolion: When I look into your eyes
There's nothing there to see.
Nothing but my own mistakes
staring back at me
(Someone in the background raps really fast)
I've lied to you
This is the last smile
That I'll fake for the sake of being with you
(It all falls apart even the people who never frown eventually break down
Everything has to end you'll soon find we're out of time to watch it all unwind)
(It all falls apart even the people who never frown eventually break down)
The sacrifice is never knowing
Why I stick with you just push away
No matter what you see you're still so blind to me.
I've tried, like you
to do everything I've wanted to
this is the last time I'll take the blame for the sake of being with you
(Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually break down)
The sacrifice of hiding in a lie
(Everything has to end you'll soon find we're out of time left to watch it all unwind)
The sacrifice is never knowing
Why I stick with you just push away
No matter what you see you're still so blind to me
Reverse psychology's failing miserably
It's so hard to be left all alone
Telling you is the only chance for me
There's nothing left by to turn and face you
When I look into your eyes
There's nothing there to see.
Nothing but my own mistakes
staring back at me
Asking Why???!!!
The sacrifice of hiding in a lie
The sacrifice is knowing
Why I stick with you just push away
No matter what you see you're still so blind to me
Why I stick with you just push away
No matter what you see you're still so blind to me
"If that song was to me, Roso you're dead." Tisvana joked. Roso blushed a little. "You're a great
singer Roso, just...just go! You're a judge!" Yaz and Tis joked.
Interviewing the Current People who got in
Dib
"I find it so awesome I got in! Maybe this is something I do better than Zim! And if I win I'll expose
him! Because then it won't be Dib the insane person! Dib the nut case I'll finally prove that I can be
somebody! I'll be I'll be.....A star! But I don't mind if I lose it's just if I lose then the kids at Skool will
never stop torturing me!...Tisvana! Yaz! Guy with the Really long name! I'll do anything just keep me
in!" "Dib-" "MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!"
Lon
"I'm like going to be a superstar! It's not just because I sang that before at camp with Sumera I have
skills, and I'll like totally crush Dib! Dad'll be so proud! I can't wait for Teresa to sing though. But I
know this. I'm beating everyone, I don't care if you judges think I don't have the skills of singing, I'm
bringing it down to the last second and either beating everyone or losing with honor! This is one Girl
that's smart, Beautiful, and Talented. And Blonde."
Sumera
"Peh I can't believe it. Lon brought us through, but she better keep up the skills or I won't forget
Quinn's orders. She's probably gloating right now, All I know is this don't f-(Censored) with me or else
you'll be f-(censored) with yourself. I'm going home Famous or no one's coming back at all. Those
B-(Censored)es think they know good music, but I know good music, they don't. I think it'll be a
miracle if Zim and Tak get through, or Helena, or any of those Other people, but I know this. I'm not
leaving here without a fight. Bring it on you M-(Censored)F-(Censored My gosh she cusses a lot)"
Rose
"I'm the best background singer here. The next song either has me in it or else everyone fails I hold
this place up. Kiatu may support Lon but she's a f-(censored) M-(censored)F-(Censored)ing B
-(Censored Like Master like SIR I suppose) And Kiatu, once we break away his love of me will make
him burn."
Kiatu
"I don't get what's with this competitiveness I mean we're on the same team! Rose probably thinks I
will fail when we break away from duets because I love her, but she's wrong like her horrible master
I'm either Winning it all or No one leaves. I'm Kiatu Lon's CIV unit. I was hand-built by Zim and Tak
and If it's for my Mistress, especially singing everyone else can go to Hell."
Interviewing the Next Contestants
Zim
"I don't know why anyone wouldn't pick me, I mean I'm the best. How picky can they be if they
pick the Dib worm? He's a horrible singer. Tak and I decided not to do a duet so I wonder how
surprised Sumera will be when she doesn't have the worst singer on the planet paired with the best
as competition? Although Tak's been practicing, we've lost all the windows in the base, Sumera is going
to be confused. And as for Lon? The Best against the eh....Second...Best...Thingy. Okay I'm going to
beat all of you okay?"
Quinn
" No one stands a chance against my Russian accent. Especially Lon and Zim. They think they're so
great, but I bet 900,000 monies Once I get in it's only 3 rounds before they both get voted out by you
viewers. This'll be so easy. It's almost unfair."
Crystal
"I know I'm going to have a harder time since I'm not one of Tisvana or Yaz's characters, but It'll be
easy for me. I hope Zim does well and what? He's paired with my TWIN SISTER HERE?!?!? Okay
hands down She's going down! And as for Zim, if you're watching in my universe, I love you! I'll be
back after I win the Invader Idol!"
Tak
"Sister? I don't have a sister! Oh she's from another universe and paired with Zim....WAIT WHAT?
That's not fair! Did SHE carry his kid for four weeks? Did SHE spend 5 hours- Oh she did? D
-(Censored) Well MY Zim better stay away from her or else her little buggy face is going into the
ground"