Yello! Hope you're all well! I've been trying to write a Solangelo headcannon/fanfic for a while now, but so far all my ideas have been c.r.a.p crap.*sigh* But, I had one goodish idea I've been trying to avoid writing, but, obviously, with no avail ;). My friend has been killing me recently, I can't go five steps without dying from soundless laughter. I'm in that kind of mood, though I can feel my exhausted brain. It's been going fullpower for ages now, except not on concentration XD. My OC is also looking more innocent with each draft, she is far from it though! EEEEP tomorrow we have a Harry Potter dress up day...I maybe the one with the most things to dress up in. so anyway, I think I went mad and lost control halfway through...Enjoy!

Stuck In A Heatwave.

Camp Half Blood was stuck in the worst heat-wave ever. It was so intense, the weather barriers failed completely. Thank the Gods Chiron cancelled all non-water activities until the freak heat disappeared. To be honest, everyone blamed Connor and Travis. This was definitely something they'd do, and if they did, they were regretting it.

The Cabins were deserted, along with everywhere but the lake and beach. Poor Nico though, he wasn't used to this much sun and was suffering the most out of everyone, his pale white skin slowly becoming pink, then red.

If Nico had his way, he'd have shadow travelled to the underworld, or bribed Percy to give him an air bubble to sit at the bottom of the lake, but no, Will just had to drag him out of his cabin, away from any hope or chance of survival. Doctor's Orders he said.

"Ugh," Nico groaned as he lay on his towel in the burning sand, "I'm too hot!"

Will tried, he really did, but, he was after all, a son of Apollo so it was incredibly hard to resist. His will power crumbled and if he didn't say it, he'd explode.

"Hot damn." He finally said in a singsong voice. As soon as he said it, he covered his mouth with his hands.

Nico turned to the blonde, his eyes wider than humanly possible, like Will's. They both turned into tomatoes.

After a minute or so, they couldn't take it anymore, the glossy red tomatoes exploded with laughter.

"I'm too hot!" Nico said through his giggling.

"Hot damn!" Will followed, unable to stop laughing.

Suddenly, the water in front of them drenched them and out came Percy and Annabeth, both laughing hysterically.

"Call the Police." Annabeth replied to the astounded pair on the beach.

"And the fireman!" Percy said straight after Annabeth, both collapsed on the beach laughing and rolling around.

"Too hot!"

"Hot damn"

"Make a dragon wanna retire, man!" A flying overhead Leo yelled down at them.

The heat was definitely affecting their brains, Chiron, who was hidden in the forest watching them, was starting to fear for their mental health. He shook his head and sighed. How was he going to explain their insanity to their parents?

Percy caused the water to drag him and Annabeth back into the water, still giggling and unable to move their limbs.

Eventually, Nico's laughter subsided and he tried to stand. Big mistake, his legs were jelly beneath him from the laughing so they easily gave way. He toppled forward, right onto Will.

"Whoops, s-s-s-sorry W-w-will!" Nico squeaked, attempting to crawl off the older boy, his feeble attempts only caused him to crash into Will's chest again. His bare chest. They both wore only there swimming trunks.

Once again, the pair resumed their tomato forms.

At this rate, they will actually become tomatoes, Chiron thought, now that would be fun to explain.

"It's okay Death Boy..."Will started, but immediately saw Nico's burnt shoulders and switched to Doctor tomato mode, "You did put sun cream on right? You're really hot!"

This caused Nico, the sun dried tomato (AN: IDK, FOR SOME REASON, MY BRAIN WANTS TO TURN WILL AND NICO INTO FLIPPING TOMATOES! I DON'T EVEN LIKE TOMATOES!) to choke on air.

Will soon realised what he had said.

Chiron thought it was physically impossible for one person to have such a dark red blush.

"I didn't mean it like that-I mean you are-well-but I didn't-I was just saying-I didn't realize!" Will spluttered with his eyes wider than the swelteringly hot sun above.

"Breathe." Nico commanded, it was painful to listen to Will's half finished sentences. Will took a deep breath.

"I didn't mean it like that, I'm not saying you're not too hot for your own good in more ways than one...I may shut up now..."

Nico simply grinned then his head lowered until their noses touched. Will desperately wanted to raise his head, even just a bit closer, even just to smell the black haired boy's scent.

Nico had tortured himself, and Will, enough, his head finished the journey down and soon, their lips crashed together. (AN: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M SUPER BAD AT THESE SORTA SCENES, I'M STARTING TO PREFER HEADCANNONS OF DEATH BECAUSE OF THIS! EEEEEEEEEP! YE GODS, HOW THE HELL AM I MEANT TO DESCRIBE-just let me die in a hole now, I don't even know how to, this is turning out to be torture. Ugh, I need to go wash my hands now-I'm totally sane...)

It wasn't full of longing or hunger, but rather short and sweet. (AN: This is me reading a dozen of*shudders* fanfics just to come up with that short piece of sugar honey ice tea description.)

As Will wrapped his arms around Nico, he could've sworn he heard a horse gallop away then Chiron's voice yelling something like: 'JA-SON! JASON! WHERE'S YOUR CAMERA! IT'S AN EMERGENCY, IT'S HAPPENI-OH GODS OF ABOVE, I AIN'T EXPLAINING THIS TO HADES. JASON!' from the forest. Probably just his imagination.

The flying centaur with a camera and Jason on his back was also probably just his imagination.

"Hey Nico, maybe we should spend some time in your cabin~" Will whispered into Nico's ear, tickling him slightly. The younger boy nodded.

"I have some Disney movies!" Nico replied, enthusiastically nodding his head.

"You read my mind." Will laughed lightly. (AN: I can see you dirty minded freaks reading this thinking they were going to do something different. You should know my writing better than that!)

Unfortunately, for some 'unknown' reason, this caused the glare of the sun to increase.

"But remind me to write a letter of complaint to your father..." Nico grumbled.

"You and me both." Will muttered as they headed into the surprisingly cool Hades cabin to watch movies and cuddle in the dark.

The End. Finally.

Like I said, mad, hence the flying centaur...hope you liked it! I'd love to know what you think! Have a good day. Oh yea, my teacher is making us write 100 word stories for some competition, even he said its like it was specifically designed to be torture for me and my friend. we write pages , he came over tome and asked if mine was any were near 100, you know what I said? I said 'does 220 count?' he just laughed XD. cya later all!

~Jojo